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.......your hair grows, your eyebrows grow, your body hair grows and even your pubes reappear when least expected!
Why is it that your eyelashes don't grow then?
Anybody else got something that makes them go huh? blink
Why is it that men get arrested for walking naked down the road and women just cause accidents?
Why is it when a women walks around naked in the house people try to cop a look, but if a man walks around naked in his own house he's a pervert, or is accused of indecent exposure?
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why is it that you can tolerate your own farts (or maybe even like them) but everyone elses are vile??? dunno
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..
Quote by Bonedigger
why is it that you can tolerate your own farts (or maybe even like them) but everyone elses are vile??? dunno

Can't bear mine, but they seem to follow me around.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
why you cant lick your own elbow
again hands up all those who tried lol
I've just noticed something … my avatar looks like I'm having a huge fart :giggle:
Quote by AtomCom2001
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..

am i wierd that i can??????
Quote by Bonedigger
why is it that you can tolerate your own farts (or maybe even like them) but everyone elses are vile??? dunno

i like making fart bubbles in the bath :giggle:
bolt
Quote by AtomCom2001
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..

I can!! :smug:
Quote by lyns
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..

I can!! :smug:
i thought i was damn talented for a min there ok we still are talented :bounce:
Quote by dekntan
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..

I can!! :smug:
i thought i was damn talented for a min there ok we still are talented :bounce:
Make that 3 of us :-)
Quote by Mallock2006
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..

I can!! :smug:
i thought i was damn talented for a min there ok we still are talented :bounce:
Make that 3 of us :-)
God were a talented bunch!!! lol :giggle:
Quote by dekntan
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..

am i wierd that i can??????
Me too.
Or is it just a ploy to get us to exercise our tongues biggrin
H.x
I want longer eyelashes biggrin
Quote by H-x
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..

am i wierd that i can??????
Me too.
Or is it just a ploy to get us to exercise our tongues biggrin
H.x
maybe tis a tactic to find out who has a flexible tongue to work out his wanna shag list :giggle: either that or we just a really talented bunch o peeps
Ever wondered why............ feet are ugly confused: :?:
Quote by dekntan
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..

am i wierd that i can??????
Me too.
Or is it just a ploy to get us to exercise our tongues biggrin
H.x
maybe tis a tactic to find out who has a flexible tongue to work out his wanna shag list :giggle: either that or we just a really talented bunch o peeps
Ever wondered why............ feet are ugly confused: :?:
% of people can touch all of there teeth with their own tongue. This saying is used to prove that people do not believe even the obvious. IE.. Dogs can not look up (we are 99.9% sure they can but we still distrust the obvious)
Yeah, my feet are really horrid.
Whenever I'm with someone, my feet are the last things they see, and not at all, if I can help it sad
Quote by dekntan
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..

am i wierd that i can??????
no.. I can too!
Quote by dekntan
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..

am i wierd that i can??????
i can as well aha xj
ever wondered why................
you sit staring at your phone willing the thing to ring with the call you have been expecting for hours ............and the flippin thing rings when you have just run upstairs for a quick wee confused: :?:
This can be avoided by having a bucket beside your phone........or alternatively..........make sure you give them your mobile number in future :cry:
(Hello sassy :inlove: )
Quote by AtomCom2001
% of people can touch all of there teeth with their own tongue. This saying is used to prove that people do not believe even the obvious. IE.. Dogs can not look up (we are 99.9% sure they can but we still distrust the obvious)

so are the other 1% short tongued or big mouthed??? lol :lol:
i know my dog can look up wink
Quote by Mistress_39
ever wondered why................
you sit staring at your phone willing the thing to ring with the call you have been expecting for hours ............and the flippin thing rings when you have just run upstairs for a quick wee confused: :?:
This can be avoided by having a bucket beside your phone........or alternatively..........make sure you give them your mobile number in future :cry:
(Hello sassy :inlove: )

No one rings me until i get in the bath rolleyes sure theres a spy cam in me bathroom, if there is they will be rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: at my attempt of tyling and grouting :shock:
Ever wondered why some people stick their tongue out whilst concentrating
i do :P
I often wonder why adults try to steel childrens noses..... confused
Quote by markz
I often wonder why adults try to steel childrens noses..... confused

Elementary my dear Markz,it’s because noses keep growing all the time, like ears. Adults who have large noses to start with, steal the smaller noses of children, so that they may replace their own large misshapen noses with smaller more attractive ones.
Quote by Stormwalker
I often wonder why adults try to steel childrens noses..... confused

Elementary my dear Markz,it’s because noses keep growing all the time, like ears. Adults who have large noses to start with, steal the smaller noses of children, so that they may replace their own large misshapen noses with smaller more attractive ones.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
why is it that if you
sit rotating your right leg in a clockwise movement and then while doing this
draw a number six in the air with your right hand your foot changes direction ???
xx femxxx
Quote by fem_4_taboo
why is it that if you
sit rotating your right leg in a clockwise movement and then while doing this
draw a number six in the air with your right hand your foot changes direction ???
xx femxxx

because your pissed again...... rolleyes
Did you know that its a sign that you are a raging nymphomaniac, and have FAR too much sex, if you read emails or pages on the net, with your hand on the mouse.
nope, dont bother removing your hand now....its too late........you have been found out!!! lol :lol: :lol: