Quote by AtomCom2001
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..
Quote by Bonedigger
Did you know that its a sign that you are a raging nymphomaniac, and have FAR too much sex, if you read emails or pages on the net, with your hand on the mouse.
nope, dont bother removing your hand now....its too late........you have been found out!!!:lol: :lol:
Quote by dekntan
Did you know that its a sign that you are a raging nymphomaniac, and have FAR too much sex, if you read emails or pages on the net, with your hand on the mouse.
nope, dont bother removing your hand now....its too late........you have been found out!!!
Quote by Bonedigger
Did you know that its a sign that you are a raging nymphomaniac, and have FAR too much sex, if you read emails or pages on the net, with your hand on the mouse.
nope, dont bother removing your hand now....its too late........you have been found out!!!
Quote by fem_4_taboo
why is it that if you
sit rotating your right leg in a clockwise movement and then while doing this
draw a number six in the air with your right hand your foot changes direction ???
xx femxxx
Quote by fem_4_taboo
why is it that if you
sit rotating your right leg in a clockwise movement and then while doing this
draw a number six in the air with your right hand your foot changes direction ???
xx femxxx
Quote by markz
why is it that if you
sit rotating your right leg in a clockwise movement and then while doing this
draw a number six in the air with your right hand your foot changes direction ???
xx femxxx
Quote by markz
why is it that if you
sit rotating your right leg in a clockwise movement and then while doing this
draw a number six in the air with your right hand your foot changes direction ???
xx femxxx
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Quote by dekntan
ever wondered why................
you sit staring at your phone willing the thing to ring with the call you have been expecting for hours ............and the flippin thing rings when you have just run upstairs for a quick wee: :?:
This can be avoided by having a bucket beside your phone........or alternatively..........make sure you give them your mobile number in future :cry:
(Hello sassy :inlove: )
sure theres a spy cam in me bathroom, if there is they will be 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: at my attempt of tyling and grouting :shock: Quote by H-x
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..
Quote by dekntan
There is no spy cam, your just paranoid. Is that a mole on your inner thigh?
There is no spy cam. Can you prune the pot plant in the bath room? :twisted: Quote by
There is no spy cam, your just paranoid. Is that a mole on your inner thigh?
There is no spy cam. Can you prune the pot plant in the bath room? :twisted:
plants belong in the garden i do not own a single plant that stays inside the house anywhere lol not even false ones :giggle: Quote by dekntan
There is no spy cam, your just paranoid. Is that a mole on your inner thigh?
There is no spy cam. Can you prune the pot plant in the bath room? :twisted: plants belong in the garden i do not own a single plant that stays inside the house anywhere lol not even false ones :giggle:
Quote by dekntan
Is that better than cream in the supermarket?
:lol:
Quote by winchwenchSurely the answer is to take a seat in the waiting room after your appointment and finish the article. Ok, so you may have to bash some old biddy over the head and prise the magazine from her rheumatic grasp, but needs must!
Why is it that after an hour spent sitting in the Doctors surgery (don't panic- just getting some period postponing pills so I can have lots of nookie at Xmas), you finally find an article worth reading (about Kirsty Allsop, incidentally) after perusing "Arthritis Monthly" and "Saga Magazine".....and then you get called- two paragraphs in
Did I really just do all that in one sentence? Sorry FB!
