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antwest99
2 months ago
Bi-curious Male, 61
Bi-curious Female, 56
0 miles · Holmes Chapel
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Sexpert
I'm obviously just a wuss. I copied the ex g/f and bought a dinky little rechanrgeable waterproof bikini-line trimmer, but then I only electric shave anyway - decided a long time ago that razors were not for me! It was about 12 quid from Argos. Dead easy to use and fun if someone else does it for you!! It has a variable trimmer and a guard so it's not easy to nick yourself - shaved balls and trimmed cock in a couple of minutes. Once a week in the shower does for me....
Ant.
Ant.
Sexpert
Having just created a second account purely to retrieve my long lost advert (actually I made an account out of the one that was orignally accessed by email address), it's interesting to note that this 2nd account says it runs out in December, but my main account (this one) has no such notice on it.
It may therefore be that those who have an expiry date, were late in setting up their accounts again when the move happened?
Just my two penn'orth!
Ant.
It may therefore be that those who have an expiry date, were late in setting up their accounts again when the move happened?
Just my two penn'orth!
Ant.
Sexpert
Must just add my two penn'orth here. We stopped going to Partners about a month ago because of 3 young couples - no doubt the same ones as here, who arrived drunk and proceeded to spoil the atmosphere of the whole club. We could perhaps have lived with the smoking in the wet area and the coarse comments, but the final straw was in the orgy room when one of the couples entered and the man spat on my partner as she bent over and tried to enter her, without any previous contact whatsoever (and without a condom). Needless to say we left immediately although not without another clown trying to push his erection in both our faces as we were getting changed.
Our (and other peoples) complaints to the management brought the response of "yeah I know, but there's nothing I can do". Well there's something we can do - which is not go back. A pity as we did like the wet area !!
Ant & Shaz.
Our (and other peoples) complaints to the management brought the response of "yeah I know, but there's nothing I can do". Well there's something we can do - which is not go back. A pity as we did like the wet area !!
Ant & Shaz.
Sexpert
Thanks to Naughty Wigan Couple and their band of helpers for making last night's munch the best yet. The most fun you can have whilst staying sober.....
Next time though, I promise not to be led astray by shirt-swapping strangers!!! (who are now no longer strangers of course
).
Thanks also to all we met there including Iluvminis & Lynn, Redgirlmanc & Will, Darkfire & Martell, and someone called Martin....... (what's it worth to destroy the photos??)
Ant & Shaz.
Next time though, I promise not to be led astray by shirt-swapping strangers!!! (who are now no longer strangers of course
).Thanks also to all we met there including Iluvminis & Lynn, Redgirlmanc & Will, Darkfire & Martell, and someone called Martin....... (what's it worth to destroy the photos??)
Ant & Shaz.
:drinkies: Sexpert
Quote by babe and him
We going to liaisons to night any bi/cpls or single bi males or fems interested in meeting up, pm us or post below and we will get back to you.
Only just read this, 4 days late, but I was there on Tuesday and would have been interested in chatting and perhaps getting to know you. Did you go on Tuesday? It wasn't that busy so I wonder which couple you were...
Ant.
:? Sexpert
Quote by MikeNorth
Erm....you won't be the only one...standard party wear man here.
Well, I'm reassured by two things here:- firstly that I won't be the only one
and secondly that it won't be noticeable after a while 
See you all later.
Ant.
p.s. sorry - lent the clown suit out, so anyone hoping for that will be disappointed !!
Sexpert
Well, the day has dawned, and I've been so busy with all sorts of work etc that I've competely forgotten to think of what to wear that fits the theme.
Any suggestions gratefully accepted (not too daft please, me being the reserved type - at least initially) Otherwise it might be standard party wear, which woukd make me feel bad if everyone else has made more of an effort.
Ta,
Ant.
Any suggestions gratefully accepted (not too daft please, me being the reserved type - at least initially)
Otherwise it might be standard party wear, which woukd make me feel bad if everyone else has made more of an effort.Ta,
Ant.
:kiss: Pretty please, if you're not full yet. Sexpert
Quote by northwest-cpl
Why is it always the poor spelling or grammar of new members (often ex-members because they retaliate) that gets picked up? There is a big difference between having a joke with friends and being picky with strangers. He retaliated badly, but the strength of his retaliation showed that he did not find the comments made about him very funny. To him, it wasn't funny.
There are many people that post on these forums with spelling and/or grammar far worse than that but they never get attacked. Why? Because they are established long-term members. Comments might occasionally be made at their typos in a jocular fashion but only by their friends, never by people that aren't in their circle.
It's the LMU forum FFS. Maybe people need to get out more if the highlight of the week is slagging off someone's spelling. We've just got in from a club, had a very nice time with lots of fun, and suprisingly noone tested us on our spelling. There are probably forums that deal with grammar and spelling, but this is supposed to be a swingers forum.
I couldn't have said it better ! Even though my grammar and spelling are usually OK, I received similar when I joined and it does seem tactless to pick on newcomers in this way. It's almost as though it's an unspoken initiation test, despite its' irrelevance !!
Ant
