Only just seen this thread (must be too busy working....). Any chance of an invite for a single male?
I'll understand if not, but there's no harm in asking!
Ta,
Ant.
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antwest99
2 weeks ago
Bi-curious Male, 61
Bi-curious Female, 57
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Sexpert
Quote by JudyTV
There is very little direct physical communication during the show the exception to this is when one of the dancers sings to the audience from the floor of the show and she / he is very careful who she sings directly to and in my opinion is all very tastefully done.
There is no need to wonder where they "manage to tuck it" as most of the 16 strong troupe are post op transsexuals and don't have one to stick anyway or anywhere. They are all born gender male, however, only about 25% of the entire dance troupe remain pre op.
Wasn't meaning to imply it was crude at all - it certainly isn't - I was just fascinated at the logistics of it! Didn't realise some were post-op either but that obviously explains things. They are very close though when they're stood up singing in the audience and you're sitting down !!
Sexpert
Quote by DaFunkyone
I do the old 'charm 'em with humour' followed by the classic 'brushing against them gently with a sly smile' and finishing with the crafty 'hand up the skirt' for a quick feel' move..........
If only I had the confidence to try the third stage of that approach. Maybe 10% of the time I wouldn't get a slap, which would be 10% more success than now!!
Have been told a couple of times at work that I flirt outrageously on the phone but not in person - must work that one out sometime
:? Ant
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Maybe able to make drinkies afterwards - saw the Ladyboys at the Lowry last year..
They were very good but you do wonder where they manage to tuck it :shock: :shock: when they're sticking their crotch 6 inches from your face
and you can't see any bulge..... try and get front row..... 
Ant
They were very good but you do wonder where they manage to tuck it :shock: :shock: when they're sticking their crotch 6 inches from your face
and you can't see any bulge..... try and get front row..... Ant
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Ok hands up all the men here who have NEVER in their entire driving career encountered a lady on a petrol forecourt and had to help her remove her own petrol cap ?
Be honest ...........
Does my ex in her first car count? I was a passenger at the time so it had extra fun value.. She had of course removed the cap of my car dozens of times previously.... :shock:
Ant
:bolt: :bolt:
:wink: :wink: :wink: Sexpert
A fairly long shot, but would any lady let me escort them to Cupids Tuesday night? Nothing more than conversation expected but who knows? Can chat beforehand and collect/deliver if required.
Seems quite a few SH people are going and it might be nice to meet up.
I'd go alone, but my membership has expired and I can't afford (or justify) £75 to renew it !!!!
Cheers,
Ant.
Seems quite a few SH people are going and it might be nice to meet up.
I'd go alone, but my membership has expired and I can't afford (or justify) £75 to renew it !!!!
Cheers,
Ant.
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Quote by BlueEyes
DON'T go to a nice restaurant on Deansgate and steal everything you can from the table to mark the occasion.
DON'T sing "I've been a muff diver for many a year" very loudly in the taxi home.
DON'T flash your tits to random guys at bus stops in the centre of Middleton.
I think we need to get together over a couple of bottles of wine and discuss this appalling behaviour !!
:lol: :lol: Ant
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Quote by bluexxx
I've updated the list folks
There are only FIVE more places left now, so if you want to come let me know ASAP to ensure your place on the definate list. The reserve list is a very shaky place to be! :shock:
If this is the list on the first page then it looks like you've forgotten me
..... I'd got all worked up after you said I could come a few messages back. :shock:
Ant.
p.s. I'd need floor space if that's ok?
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curriculum vitae - lists who you are, what qualifications you have, jobs you've done and why you're marvellous for the job you're applying for, etc etc
A bloody pain to write but you only really need to change the end bit for each job you apply for (and keep it up to date...)
And if you want an admin job doing f-all, get a job where I work 'cos none of the buggers I know do anything !!
Ant
A bloody pain to write but you only really need to change the end bit for each job you apply for (and keep it up to date...)
And if you want an admin job doing f-all, get a job where I work 'cos none of the buggers I know do anything !!
Ant
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Quote by Tv_Susie_Kent
wow macartney didnt know george michael was coming on... impromptu or what!!
I think he did as it was in this today's Daily Mail....... and George said so when interviewed by Jo Whiley earlier
And my votes go to Who & Floyd as the best by far!! I'm showing my age like many others on here. Even my 10 year old grudgingly admitted they were "o.k."
Ant.
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Quote by plc
but next weekend could well see us going up over Pendle Hill. Any walkers wanna tag along, post in here or pm me.
Might well be up for that depending which day you go. Would it be ok to come along even if I'm all alone ??
(Glad it's then as I'm also busy this weekend; it's the independents day beer treasure hunt....)
And yes, Go Ape sounds a brilliant idea - a woman at work went with her family and highly recommended it.
Ant.
