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29 Jun 2011

Quote by dirtydiane30
Well rooms booked , so thats probably the most costly part sorted...........roll on the party :happy::happy:

innocent

i wish.... my most costly part is defo the alcohol

drinkies

It's ok Di- put it on Mr Bitch's tab wink

wink

:twisted:

lol

:drinkies: bolt

bolt

Champers all round im thinking :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
me n apey will settle for a few tins of sprouts please mmmm they were yummy x x x
Ill bring you more sprouts chick think i may also make the Bitch have some with his roast this weeeknd :twisted:
oooow yay there not just sprouts, the dirty di sprouts and well if you tried them u just no lol x x x

29 Jun 2011

Quote by Zeddies
I wonder what you think my job is?

Get guessing :haha:

a juggler he he he

26 Jun 2011

It's ok Di- put it on Mr Bitch's tab wink

wink

:twisted:

lol

drinkies

bolt

Champers all round im thinking :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
me n apey will settle for a few tins of sprouts please mmmm they were yummy x x x
sprouts ??????????
(note to others - keep up wind :lol:
Yep sprouts Di knows the ones they are yummy lol

26 Jun 2011

Quote by Sassi
OK ok ok- i've got it now - and yes apey- i WAS looking for an ''img'' button on my keyboard for 2 days fffssssssops::oops::oops:

:thumbup:

25 Jun 2011

Quote by Sassi

There ya go Sass.... URL for the image is just copy that, pop it in first post, highlight it with mouse then press the Img button ^^ up there.. JD...
Ask if that makes no sense ;)

Ty apey- n it is scarey how well you know me lol-
erm, i think i put it in, but dunno if i didt it right, have a look n let me know if i need do it again pls hun ty xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Just edit the first post, highlight the line with the png in it, and press IMG so it looks like this below.

25 Jun 2011

Quote by dirtydiane30
Well rooms booked , so thats probably the most costly part sorted...........roll on the party :happy::happy:

innocent

i wish.... my most costly part is defo the alcohol

drinkies

It's ok Di- put it on Mr Bitch's tab wink

wink

:twisted:

lol

:drinkies: bolt

bolt

Champers all round im thinking :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
me n apey will settle for a few tins of sprouts please mmmm they were yummy x x x

24 Jun 2011

There ya go Sass.... URL for the image is just copy that, pop it in first post, highlight it with mouse then press the Img button ^^ up there.. JD...
Ask if that makes no sense ;)

21 Jun 2011

Seems they are down again.........
An error occurred
Application error

12 Jun 2011

o.k so morning sex is o.k sometimes....... my shower was interrupted this morning, didn't get my back scrubbed but hey I wasn't complaining

9 Jun 2011

Quote by flower411
Why not both?!

Greedy
sounds good to me, can't beat being spontaneous either.... whether it be at home or out and about. I decided to drag Apey into an Asda cubicle the other day he he was rather fun

8 Jun 2011

honest wasn't me i always type in red :evil2::evil2::evil2:

8 Jun 2011

Quote by dirtydiane30
Im thinking that was apey coz kinky wouldnt ever tell such a porkie pie

Twasnt Me....

7 Jun 2011

Quote by dirtydiane30
Well rooms booked , so thats probably the most costly part sorted...........roll on the party :happy::happy:

innocent

i wish.... my most costly part is defo the alcohol drinkies

drinkies

erm di we aint all pish heads you no lol bolt

bolt

6 Jun 2011

Quote by sara2010
i prefer evenings for my fun time nothing better to relax you after a stressful day at work than snuggles cuddles and more

agreed sara a nice shower/bath and then an evening of fun and frolics lol,

6 Jun 2011

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I just like to get some- not too fussed when

:giggle: :thumbup:

6 Jun 2011

Work was soooo entertaining today not!! with all the customers I served got me wandering what they prefer tut thinking of filth at some point in my day lol I'm only human :evil2:
I'm a real grump in a morning and as much as Apey likes to erm wake me up some times I prefer my snooze. Lazy lie in's are always fun though like Sundays.
Everyone's different though. So, do you prefer waking up and getting naughty or just morning snuggles or is it 8pm lights out and get down and dirty??

4 Jun 2011

I am 65 and divorced. I have had a younger lover for just over 5 years now, she is 39 and married. Between us I have always simply called her my slut, which she chose and likes. In public places, eating out etc I call her Pussy and she calls me simply 'old man'or sometimes 'dirty old man'. We have variations as she does sometimes like to role play as my 'Mistress' when I become her 'slave' performing sexual 'services as directed. If I buy her a present of any kind she then likes me to call her a whore (until she pays me in kind). Its quite an interesting relationship, far more fun than married life and without all the other duties in between seeing her. I strongly reccomend it to any man retiring in the near future.

I don't think 'pussy' and 'slut' are the more common ones thank god!!!. Each to there own I suppose but I think its rather disrespectful and degrading, fair play if its a fantasy thing and who doesn't like a bit of filth in the bed room?? but if some one was going to call me Pussy in a restaurant I'm sorry but they would be getting a slap.

3 Jun 2011

Apey just said hoochy momma lol I don't think that's right either is it??:eeek:

3 Jun 2011

ooow tweeky I thought someone knew the answer then but your message was blank :crazy:

3 Jun 2011

Me and Apey were driving home the other day and noticed a couple. The guy being about 20+ years her senior. I said ooow she's got a sugar daddy, if he had been 20+ the other way he would of been called a toy boy......but what are woman called being older/younger ??
So my question is what do you call female verion of sugar daddy n toy boy ?? I've no idea dunno

dunno

:dunno:

1 Jun 2011

dating

31 May 2011

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Here's my quick and dirty (fnar) reply
a) is there a domain registrar company who provide free domain specific email handling as part of the registration cost at a reasonable rate? (ie, if i had swingingheaven.co.uk i could have mail@, meaty@ etc for the URL, not type of address, only need 3-5 addresses)- these need to be pop3 if possible to enable forwarding to etc.

Best not to bother with anything that the Domain Registrar will give you (it's going to be shite), instead use a decent registrar (123-reg for example) and then use Google Apps for Domain (free for small/personal or Microsoft Office 365 (Free while in Beta, but small cost after, however LOTS of business centric features like SharePoint 2010 web hosting etc, lot's of big corporate sites including Microsoft's site is built on SharePoint

Quote by meat2pleaseu
b) is the idea of hosting the site and mail server with mobile access a fairly easy thing to do as i think we'll have more than enough spare capacity on the server?

It's all html at the end of the day, just down to the Code, I host both on mine with no issues, heck if youfancy it you could even setup some web services and write Mobile App's for your system, still all just http requests.

Quote by meat2pleaseu
c) is there anything i should look for to make sure the transition from email client to self hosting mail server is as easy as possible?

Use one of the services above, no-one host's there own mail anymore if they have any sense, why bother with paying for backup MX server's etc, when Google/Microsoft already have FAR more capacity and redundancy than you could ever hope to have.

Quote by meat2pleaseu
d) why is computer geekery still so bloody baffling after 25 years?

Simple answer? Keeps us in a job smile

smile

Anything else just shout
You said it was going to be dirty and it was...you said the M word, Microsoft :scared: so i'll reply back with one....Mac :mrgreen:
Most of what we'll be doing, apart from the server probably, will be run from Macs. My partner hates Microsoft software and won't use it on his machine, but i don't mind as i found a copy of mac office 2007 in a box somewhere s,o i use Entourage at present.
The plan is to use Mac mail software and get iphones as its looks like the best option for tying various things together such as calenders and email, as we'll probably be all round the country in different locations if things go to plan. We use Macs as we both come from a design background and use various Apple only software for production.
I currently use 123 and have found i can host the temp site on the back of my current site, which should give me the email access i need to get things going and deliver it to multiple inboxes including my .
I still plan on running the proper site from our own server as it will make media management so much easier in the long run. So it looks like the main issue will be email integration? dunno

dunno

Mac's are dirty, but hey doesnt matter, honesly don't know why people have such a negative against one or the others products. Personaly I don't think Apple can write a piece of software to save their lives, but they make nice hardware. But hey.
Office365 isn't a piece of software it's a cloud service, as is google apps for domains.
if you need email access for iPhone's then Google or Microsoft are the way, as they both support Microsoft ActiveSync protocols (what the iPhone uses for sync, yes even Apple know how to license a good product) and they both sync todo/calendar/mail/chat etc.
Managing your own servers for a small (even medium to large) company is just plain daft IMPO, no-one does it nowadays as it's more headache/cost than is needed. For resilience you need multiple site/line/server solution, and that's expensive, something that others can quite happily handle for you for a tiny piece of the cost it will cost you to do.
I've done this stuff for many, many, many years and believe me, even we are starting to offload all our server hosting to other companies (or different parts of our own).
But whatever you feel is best for you, your money at the end of the day. But no matter what you think, cloud is the way forward, just look at Google S3 or Microsoft Azure, it host a LOT of the internet nowadays (ebay, amazon, microsoft, wordpress, twitter etc)

31 May 2011

Okay, as kinks asked so nicely.....
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Just a note though, if you have any TravelLodge vouchers odds are they were not transfered to the new system
Link to the new Travel Lodge site, with the new prices etc...

31 May 2011

Here's my quick and dirty (fnar) reply

Quote by meat2pleaseu
a) is there a domain registrar company who provide free domain specific email handling as part of the registration cost at a reasonable rate? (ie, if i had swingingheaven.co.uk i could have mail@, meaty@ etc for the URL, not type of address, only need 3-5 addresses)- these need to be pop3 if possible to enable forwarding to etc.

Best not to bother with anything that the Domain Registrar will give you (it's going to be shite), instead use a decent registrar (123-reg for example) and then use Google Apps for Domain (free for small/personal or Microsoft Office 365 (Free while in Beta, but small cost after, however LOTS of business centric features like SharePoint 2010 web hosting etc, lot's of big corporate sites including Microsoft's site is built on SharePoint Both have mobile push mail access, Google one uses the front end, and Office365 uses Outlook Web Access. Bigest difference is MS support you using Outlook full client, whereas that is only available in the pay for version of Google Apps.

Quote by meat2pleaseu
b) is the idea of hosting the site and mail server with mobile access a fairly easy thing to do as i think we'll have more than enough spare capacity on the server?

It's all html at the end of the day, just down to the Code, I host both on mine with no issues, heck if youfancy it you could even setup some web services and write Mobile App's for your system, still all just http requests.

Quote by meat2pleaseu
c) is there anything i should look for to make sure the transition from email client to self hosting mail server is as easy as possible?

Use one of the services above, no-one host's there own mail anymore if they have any sense, why bother with paying for backup MX server's etc, when Google/Microsoft already have FAR more capacity and redundancy than you could ever hope to have.

Quote by meat2pleaseu
d) why is computer geekery still so bloody baffling after 25 years?

Simple answer? Keeps us in a job smile

smile

Anything else just shout

31 May 2011

ooooow me please tis my birthday too and oxford is my favourite yay and apey toooo thank you x x x x :happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:

29 May 2011

Quote by whiplash
chilli on toast is wrong lol

agreed this is where me and apey disagree. He likes chilli sandwiches, lasagne sandwiches and spag bol. All just wrong im my book. Plus he puts dark choc in his chilli, i dont see the point in that either.

28 May 2011

Joe - All that I am

28 May 2011

Having a bath/shower... our bath is mhoosive loads of bubble bath, hot water, candles etc. Travel lodges/ premier Inns are more for convenience that cosy luxury. When I'm in the shower I like to use the shower head and be able to take it off the wall............and no !!! you dirty lot lol for use on my hair can always wash shampoo out better.

27 May 2011

Why wouldn't you want to live next door to a swinging club? same reason I wouldn't live next door to a dance club (or pub for that matter) Drunk/Noisy/Excited people in and out at all hours... Simple, nothing against the stigma etc, yes if it was widly known, then I'm sure it would probably bring house prices down (same as a pub or industrial unit does), but let's be honest, most of us have been to a club, and being a T-Totaler I can say with absolute certaintly that most people that leave are not quiet or for that matter, appropriate in their leaving conversations (appropriate for a nice neighbourhood that is)
Simple as that, and even though people don't want to say the same thing, it's the reason few of us would volunteer to live next door.

26 May 2011

When I saw the name of the forum thread I thought it was relating to an article I saw in the local newspaper. I dunno these swingers making the news papers all the time he he he