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Quote by VenusnMars
THIS is why I love munches, and THIS is why I prefer making friends from here! Everyone respects self-expression......
they might not at bloody Tesco`s though! surprised wink
but then considering I was bollocked not long ago by a security guard for walking about with no shoes on in there, do I really care?!
:twisted:
Venusxxx

Bit tight in your local Tesco aren't they... they don't see to give a damn in ours, all manner of people in all manner if gear wandering about the place... And you're no where near too old for goodness sake young lady.
Poor love, I do hope all will be well, and only some temporary minor ailment.
Try to keep your lip up love smile
There was one in an area near here, (about 18 miles away), a couple of years back, but she's the only one I ever knew to have the guts to go out alone... and it was an out alone situation, not a single girl, she was married, but hubby didn't understand her needs.
To my knowledge she performed her show for about 6 months quite regularly, then vanished from the scene... She did actually say that she wasn't in it for ever and as soon as her hubby suspected anything, she was out of there, so I guess he might have cottoned on that something wasn't quite right in the marriage.
A mate of mine told me about her, and asked her on my behalf if I could attend one evening, she agreed when he assured her I was safe and discrete... having cleared it with the boss at home, I duly did so... This young lady, and we'll call her Jane was heavily into facials... Jane would park her car in the pre determined private place, (wooded area), and when the guys were in position she would invite all to her car and perform a blow job on each guy in turn, (4 guys max per session, one, my mate acting as her security guard as well), on the stipulation that it was unloaded over her face, not in her mouth... It was fun while it lasted... and I have some lovely photo's of her, she wasn't at all shy about the guys taking pics, strange as she was cheating.
Quote by tallnhairy
Thats what cats are supposed to do .

I sure the post office use them for sorting mail marked 'Fragile'
Post office workers think 'Fragile' is French for 'please drop'.
I've been an electrician since I began my apprecticeship in 1963, (four and a half years to get the finals back then lads). This is the last straw for me, I just aint prepared to spend out any more money to carry on my trade, I'm fed up with being treated like an idiot and told I have to attend all these courses, and gain all these bits of paper... I'm out of it... Just got myself a nice full time job in a local college... Free meals on duty, own parking space, clothing provided, 8 weeks paid holiday, university pension on retirement... and cos it's commercial we don't need no certificate scheme.
This is what all the government interference will eventually do to all trades, drive people out of them, and as for the colour change, Ha! black means danger, I don't freekin think so... It's all to please the bloody foreigners, pull out of the damn EU not get in deeper.
Quote by Debbiewebs
so what am i asking here rolleyes
has any one been in this situation confused:

Take it as a compliment Deb's, at least he had the sense to pull back from the brink and not make a pest of himself when you said... No!!
Lorri has suffered this many times from guys I know, she always tells me and we have a laugh about it... I'm not going to make out I'm some kind of angel here... Yes I've tried my luck with other guys women in the past, most red blooded men do you know, it's natural... A standing cock has no conscience... But the secret to it all for the offending guy is, accept the rejection without pushing it... and try not to resort to embarrassment and ill feeling... Hell I've even had women come on to me in similar circumstances... Must have left their guide dog at home.
Quote by well_busty_babe
are they called knockers cos when you run you knock your eyes out?

Only if they dislocate your knees on the down bounce :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
*looks around for a man with big hands so that her surplus knockers are not wasted*

My darling wifey actually has much more than a handful each lobe... a lovely pair of 38's, we find it best to get help when my reasonably big hands don't quite do the trick :twisted:
(She actually just thumped me one when she saw the bit about more than a handful being wasted... and she just thumped me again for telling you biggrin )
Quote by VenusnMars
It can take a great deal of courage to get naked in front of others. I do wish people wouldn`t knock it before considering that. :P

There's always going to be the knockers!!!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I`m not entirely sure mine are big enough to be considered `knockers` :? :? :? :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
More than a handful is wasted :twisted:
I think you could be right about the holiday romance syndrome... Not for me I joined in the holiday, but Lorri was looking over my shoulder when I registered, she helped me choose the name, (which is not my usual pen name elsewhere).. Main reason I'm here is somewhere to read interesting posts and replies, have a say occasionally, and post my collection of erotic stories on the story board.
I don't think we should be judgemental of singles looking for some spice in their otherwise boring existence, male or female, we lucky ones with understanding partners can't possibly know the boredom or even hell others go through in their relationships... Just don't get caught guys and gals. :twisted:
Don't forget to clean out your browser history, cookies, download temp files, etc regularly as well, especially in IE... I do it manually every evening before I log off, it's surprising how much temp crap you can build up in the internet files department... I checked my brother's PC the other week cos he hates touching anything not on the desktop... He'd built up 4700 files in the temp internet file folder, I don't think he needed that lot to re-visit sites he'd been to somehow.
I run Spybot regularly, but as with all spyware detectors and virus scanners you must keep it up to date with the regular update downloads from the makers... New spyware is invented every day to invade your machine, and if the detector can't recognise it cos it's not been told about it, it won't catch all, just the obvious.
I too run Firefox, but it kept playing up every so often a while back so I tried Avant browser which has built in blockers for just about everything and have not picked up a single spy since beginning using Avant.
G string... now that's what I call dental floss :twisted: Oh sorry we're supposed to be talking about anal... Hmm... Nice!
Quote by Eagerslut9
I mean, I thought I was the only one still on my Christmas/New Year break. dunno
Bet some of you are at work though! wink
:twisted: :twisted:

I am. cool
Quote by freckledbird
Wonder if it's been done in a Mini?

Yes!!
Useful post Cock of the North... an eye opener, not a shocker, but an eye opener... Unfortunately the spamming porn peddlars have poluted every last bastion of the web, even here... I recently dumped ICQ cos it's nothing but a huge spamming machine these days.
Quote by Lucifer
Sex with a condom on doesn't count. lol
I've really only had sex once. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

So how did you manage to have 2 kids ????? Either two twins, one was an immaculate conception or the condom broke? I think we should know rotflmao
My mates wife gave birth to twins recently... he's spent the last two months looking for the other bloke.
On a similar vein... someone claimed that performing anal sex with another woman, (other than his wife) couldn't be counted as adultery rolleyes
Masturbation does not make you blind, or deaf, or insane, that's a load of balls, isn't it Napolean.
Yep use the site resizer for now, but if you want to play with piccies there's loads of free download picture editing software scattered about the net, Google 'free software' and take your pick.
A good one is 602PcPro it has a MS word compat word proccessor and a good photo editor in the package, and it's free.
Lo you two, nice to meet you smile Have fun and hope you find your dreams here.
Hmm... always thought it was the headboard that wore my hair away... now I know the truth of it, damn me... must stop playing with it so much.
Can't add much folks, just say as the others have, hang around a while and chat on the boards... Check out the ads section regularly... Don't forget to wrack your brains and search your memories for couples you know or have known who might be open to suggestion.
One main thing I will add as an old codger who worries about young folks... take care out there, there's some evil buggers about this world.
Happy birthday Debb's have fun, don't get too pissed, Monday tomorrow smile
Thing is sussex you have to make allowances for all manner of people when you start advertising on public web sites and the like... Surely you weren't that naive that you thought everyone into swing were married couples when you took the plunge... Yes some single guys are a pain and won't read the small print, but there are a lot of nice guys about... If you aren't interested in someone who replies, just ignore them, don't get uptight about it, and don't tar all people of a certain class with the same brush... Lorri and I have found some bloody nice single blokes to play with over the years... Yes and we've met some tossers.
Back long before AIDS was invented in the 1960's / 70's probably a lot less than 20 minutes at some drunken and liberated house parties between saying "Hi it's my turn now"... to climbing on her... But it's something I've never found the need to time, I'm not that bloody fussy or clinical about it to be honest mate... I think I know where you're coming from though, bit of a shock like... Find it a bit mystical that you managed to time it so precisely though.
Quote by manofmuchfun
on here ! or is there someone here who has been at it longer ?
I was having a think last night and I realise that next month I have been swinging for 30yrs ! yes,I still remember the first time (good o'l Jane,mmf)now what staggers me is.........where did the time go ? 30 yrs ffs ! ok I've had some breaks,got the memories, and can tell some stories ! (even the local magistrate caught me in his wardrobe after shaggin his daughter) but I look back and think where did it all the time go ?
So i'm kinda questioning myself how long do you go on for? I can hardly see myself old an wrinkled and still swinging at 70 ! and in any case hardly likely to have a 3 some with the blue rinse brigade !!!
ok, so its a personal thing that I choose this year not to go trippin half the way round England in search of that elusive moment , nor can people be expected to uproot and move themselves and god knows I've done that !
so...whats an acceptable age in your eyes that you want to pack it in ? ok, I know the one about carry on if you feel OK an happy , but although I get a more mature swinger, the offers get less as you get older but as I say the quality gets better belive me !
so....your opinions please !!!

Got me beat, well us beat... 24 yrs as married swingers wifey and I, we started 10 months after we wed smile But of course that doesn't count the fact that I didn't get married until I was 30, (and to a girl a bit over 10 yrs younger than me)... I have to own up to some swinging prior to marriage:
Back when I was about 23/24 my best mate shared his young wife with me for a couple of years until they moved out of the area, sad day that was, horny night though to say goodbye, bless him, he slept on the sofa so Carol and I could bed down together to say bye-bye.
Then when I was 26 I remember a guy I worked with had a hankering to see his wife being done by another bloke for a bit of a buzz to spice their marriage up... So I obliged a few times... it didn't work, the spicing up, she buggered off with another bloke after about 6 months of swinging, shame that.
Nothing much in the way of swinging after that until I wed Lorri, loads of seduced married women over the years but they wouldn't count would they?
No expert I'm afraid, I build all my own PC's from scratch then wind up trying everything until they work if something isn't right with the OS... Then I can never remember what I did to sort it... I have found so far that Win 98se is the most stable for booting a new PC into the world, some folks will probably disagree... When you get this fixed I'd make sure you have a good second HD back up installed as well, you can pick up a small 10GB plus second hand drive from a computer fair that should have plenty of space for the really important stuff for about 20 quid.
I have a dual boot system here, Win 98se on C drive, and XP Pro on D drive with a lot of cross back-ups between the drives... XP's pretty but I don't find it all that user friendly or stable at times, might be just me.
Quote by Silk and Big G
Going for a photo shoot tonight , non-shy people welcome to suggest venue near us :-)

Shame I didn't see this earlier today, I'm sure I could have come up with something, excuse the pun smile
Lot of photo shoots going on, I actually borrowed an empty flat I have the keys for the other month so a married couple could have some photo fun... Umm... they aren't married to each other you see :twisted: I know it isn't true dogging, but I was there to supervise wink
PS: Love your web site Silk, G's a lucky guy.
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
hi every one , just seeing what damage the wind has caused around the up first in the house having me cuppa reading the papers a ciggie,she gets up opens back curtains and AWWWWWWWWW the back fence has gone on a vacation our dogs are paying a visit to our neighbours garden santa must of got his fat arse stuck in the chimney pot cause thats gone to, me 40 ft trees bending like beckam shit ,great start to the day. so whats the damage around the country,all this and got to be up early to play football tomorrow morning ,

Fence gone, shed roof felt ripped, and a bloody great tree branch flattened half the shrubs on the rockery... More blasted expense.
Shite when people do this aint it babe :rose: Ne'mind just get pissed and phone them later :twisted: