Quote by freckledbird
God I bet any man reading the last one will cringe :shock:
Funny how they're all men though eh?
Bev
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cringe? arghhhh my eyes are watering!! for some reason my legs were closing as I was reading the last one! ouch!
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awol
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:borg:There were two nuns..
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
Say two Hail Marys!
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
Say two Hail Marys!
Quote by DreamerHelen
Well I love older guys......In fact I usually go for guys that are at least 20 years older than me (I'm almost 27)......they have more experience and they're more mature and better in bed..... :twisted:
Damn!! I'm about 10 years too young to apply for the post Ms Helen ....
:cry:
I can't believe I'm saying I'm too young! wow it feels good!
Quote by dambuster
That's exactly what us newbies need!!
I don't know about newbies, I think I'll give that one a go.
Absolutely brilliant :thumbup:
DB are you meaning to tell me that even the experienced, proficient, seasoned, hardened veterans of SH are having as much difficulty as us poor newbies? Shit I just lost all hope!
:cry:
Quote by SunBunny
No but he is Greek . His username's something like Anastasis. I forget. Deleted him so fast.....maybe he meant anal as well, I care not, but thanks for the tip.
If I remember correctly, it was customary in Ancient Greece for older men to enter into a mentor like relationship with young men, the relationship often included anal sex.
At their symposiums men used to give their accounts of love. Which included sexual experiences not only with wives but female prostitutes and homosexual activity. Plato discussed about love between men and boys. I believe homosexual love was seen as a "higher" form of love (someone correct me if I'm wrong)
I think that's why nowadays "anal sex" is called Greek.
oh gosh at least you are doing something... I'm at work (right now writing that very important report I was meant to write yesterday ahem!) and can't get away from this forum!
Personally I found that I'm always more productive in the afternoons. Mornings I can't seem to do anything remotely productive other than opening the mail and drinking coffee. oh I just realised maybe it's the gallons of coffee I drink in the mornings that invigorates me for the afternoon!
Personally I found that I'm always more productive in the afternoons. Mornings I can't seem to do anything remotely productive other than opening the mail and drinking coffee. oh I just realised maybe it's the gallons of coffee I drink in the mornings that invigorates me for the afternoon!
I often found chat rooms very much like goign to a party where everybody knoes eachother and you stand hanging around on your own trying to chat to someone... or even trying to make eye contact and everyone ignores you.
I haven't tried the chatroom here cos I'm still new but probably will, one day when I get courageous enough
hopefully by then I will have made friends here whom I can say hi over there
I haven't tried the chatroom here cos I'm still new but probably will, one day when I get courageous enough
hopefully by then I will have made friends here whom I can say hi over there .
I've been let down for a meet on Thursday (20th Jan) so was wondering if there are any munches or parties going on this date?
If there are, I'd appreciate an invite.
My ad: http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-207544.html
Thanks
I've been let down for a meet on Thursday (20th Jan) so was wondering if there are any munches or parties going on this date?
If there are, I'd appreciate an invite.
My ad: http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-207544.html
Thanks
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Hope that helps
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Hope that helps
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I thought it might be a nice idea for all newcomers to this forum to introduce themselves on this thread and be welcomed by the regulars too.
Since I joined I saw numerous threads started by newbies which only takes up room on the forum (I like tidy things heh heh).
If mods think this is a good idea maybe they could make this thread sticky? If not please delete it.
Thanks
Awol, saying hello to you all
I thought it might be a nice idea for all newcomers to this forum to introduce themselves on this thread and be welcomed by the regulars too.
Since I joined I saw numerous threads started by newbies which only takes up room on the forum (I like tidy things heh heh).
If mods think this is a good idea maybe they could make this thread sticky? If not please delete it.
Thanks
Awol, saying hello to you all
Quote by lorrilove
But if you're ever looking for a "5th Man"
Roger the Dragon
i'll keep you in mind honey, as you're keeping your tackle
Lorrilove, can I just add myself to the list then as the 6th (supply) man in case any of the guys cum too quickly with excitment
we wouldn't want to disappoint a lady would we guys?
Quote by KitKat
Rabbit, nobody in here has ever had any form of contact whatsoever with anyone else even remotely connected with this site. The whole site is just a sting operation set up by the NOTW to trap unwary citizens into confessing their anti-social sexual desires. We are all actually journalists in little grey boxes, tapping away on our computers trying to lure you into divulging your darkest desires and your wearabouts, and perhaps send us a picture for our front page.
Aha! that's what I thought!! I knew I had some sort of psychic in me
