All, Mrs Belle enjoys having exotic / erotic pictures taken, and it goes without saying that Mr Belle enjoys taking them!
We want to see if anyone can come up with some ideas for us to use that are original. They have to be do-able, and anything that involves being daring (for example lingerie in public places) has to be reasonable both in terms of a) not getting us arrested and b) freezing off those bits of Mrs Belle that Mr Belle likes so much.
Examples of what we have done previously are when we lived in warmer climes, Mrs Belle wore a raincoat and some heels and nothing else, and we snapped pictures in places like shopping mall car parks. Others include erotic pictures in ruins of castles, or simply a good combination of lingerie and props. You can see the profile pics to see some of our previous stuff.
So, can any of you come up with some saucy ideas for us?
And we mean quality toys....
Go to any adult shop and there's a plethora of dildo's, plugs, vibrators etc, and also in increasingly original shapes, so many that you can have a great time just trying to work out what the hell they do and where they go.
But let's face it, when all's said and done, you will buy more or less with imagination rather than practical experience of them. I don't think you could ask for a 'test drive' of said artefacts, though probably the shopkeeper would be more than happy to watch it being tried in front of him (never seems to be a girl, does it).
When you get them home, they can be disappointing, for a number of reasons. Quality of manufacture, rough edges, stops working, falls apart. Or maybe they are just plain no good, stimulating only a desire to stop using them.
So, the pair of us like to play and what we would like are some recommendations of good quality toys that really work and if possible, do something a little out of the ordinary.
For example, she would like a GOOD clitoral stimulator that can be worn during sex that doesn't interfere with other activities, and if possible can be used discreetly in a pub or bus etc. The idea of a vibrator (male or female) that comes on and off randomly, so that there is no control if used with light bondage sounds great.
We've used surgical tape to hold open labia and to hold one of those little 'bullet' vibrators in position - is there something a little more sophisticated out there?
And before anyone says something like 'just go to such and such a website', we are looking for exerience of actual toys and what you thought of them.
We will listen to any suggestions so long as they are not painful ones, she wants to experiment with him as much as he does with her.
Over to you guys, hope you don't let us down!!
Belles
As to the 'dessicated man', our version is not re-hydrated, he is re-beered. Add beer and watch a number of things swell.
Perhaps we should open that out to the floor for suggestions of what they think that is...?
Oh dear... Mr. Belles 3 Chest hairs really don't cut the mustard, do they? Neither one thing nor the other, really, but you have to use a good pair of glasses to see them. You ought to hear him howl if an attempt is made to pull them out
Thanks for the clarification - we can order one with impunity then!
Although thinking about it, we'll never look at one the same way again....
Belles
We must have been away from blighty for too long...
In the 'sticky' regarding the rules and regs for posting, it refers to 'Avatars' not being cocks and kebabs...
Now, Avatars we got, even though we are not the computer literate generation, cocks is pretty damn obvious and hasn't changed, but please please tell us that 'kebab' is not common parlance now?
If we now go to a pub and say afterwards that we fancy a kebab, are we going to be getting ourselves into hot water?
Oh, for a dictionary of the vernacular...
Belles
Angel, thanks for the erm....professional view (as we write this we realise that that could be misunderstood, so we mean it in the nice way...!) and the compliments!
we love taking pics and we have thousands, and it's sort of a shame that we have to cut bits out like the face, but we do have to be careful
One of the things we found is that a pic that looks rubbish to start with can be cropped and still give a brilliant pic
Belle
We always find the pics that are really blatant sex shots a 'turn off' - not that we don't like them, but if we want porn we'll go looking for it specifically. When we are looking through this type of site, we'd like an idea of what people are like.
We know that most won't want faces on their pics, but to have a general view to show a reasonable part of the body is better, and from our point of view, nice sexy lingerie or some stockings, or the more erotic type of clothing is really good. Peephole stuff doesn't do it for us, but some people like it. For us erotic is well posed nudity or the idea that you can almost see something, but that's just us.
The other thing is to try and get a nice pose. These days with digital cameras there is no excuse for not blasting tons of pictures off. When we started doing this, digital cameras were so expensive that we still used film cameras, so a) it was an expensive way to find out the poses weren't very good and b) the people in the photo developing shop always looked forward to our visits!
We try and do pics during the day, so that we have some time to do them properly and the light means it's a better picture.
Belle actually prepares for the pics too, making sure that she looks good and putting makeup on etc. We know that her face doesn't appear in the pictures we post here, but if she feels she looks good, she poses better. We stick on some music, have a glass of wine, and make a session of it that always results in a load of good pictures plus some serious fun at the end.
DirtyGirly also made a good point of directing you to a good site to give you ideas, we unashamedly copy ideas we find on the net. We try and get ones with scenes you can copy too.
Belle
Thanks - phoning is a bit tricky for us, we live in Hong Kong at the moment, meaning a) an intercontinental phone call and b) having to ring in from work first thing in the morning... not one I want to explain to the boss!
We'll give liberties a go, but G Spot is one of the places we tried a few years ago on a previous visit. Our memories of that night were what looked like an American football team substitutes bench against one wall, and the single males outnumbering the couples 10 to 1. The other point is that you can get some clubs telling you 'no single males' then when you get there you find that not to be the case as they are 'members', so actual feedback from customers confirming that they enforce that policy is welcome - money talks...
Anyway, thanks for the responses
Belle
We are in the Leicester area in a week or so's time and we'd like to know of a good swing club that has a couples only night.
We know this will rile the single males out there, but sorry, we have had multiple experiences of places where single males drove us out of the club; this was either directly through them being so pestering that we couldn't get rid of them, or just following us around everywhere.
So couples only is what we want, are there any suitable places?
Thanks
Belle
Yep, that did it
Thanks again for all the assistance
Belle
erm, is it our magical powers with the keyboard, or have we done something wrong (again)?
We have entered our destination in the UK as the location in 'My Account' AND remembered to click on update and double checked that it now reads the new location; however, when we do a search for couples within 30 miles of us it shows us couples from Australia.....
we don't mind meeting new people, but it may be a trifle difficult when there will be an entire planet between us.
What have we missed or entered wrongly?
Cheers
Belle
Wow, lots of fast replies - thanks to all, we suppose we should have guessed, but there you go!
We're going to update it now, even though we only move in summer; hopefully we can meet some friends online before we arrive!
Thanks again
Belle
Hi everyone
We're a couple who have been based overseas for a good while, and we signed on here during that time - we travelled back to the UK regularly so this helped us keep in contact with couple for fun during visits.
We now are moving to the UK, but it seems that we are unable to change the base location in our profile - can anyone shed any light on how to edit the profile to reflect the new location?
Thanks
Belle
