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berksbex
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
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Quote by Colts23
I seem to get number 1, 2 & 3 a lot blink :doh:

Move!
:P
lol
Fun game smile shame I only got one right (though with an easy clue eh Pheonix? wink )
Thanks to Dino and Hornyred for the work getting it together :rose:
Maybe a little research should be in order wink
I like the sound of the tingle condom lol
Quote by Fallen Angel
deal :thumbup:
does he get a say in this? lol

nope we will jump him when hes alone :giggle:
Any chance I can have a turn when you two have finished with him?
hump
You meant when you THREE have finished with him :twisted:
Poor bloke, probably came here to meet a nice sensible young lady, now he's being virtually gang banged by all these old birds :twisted:
Quote by fabio grooverider
Lovely thread smile
Warning! Rant!
At work my manager insisted that at least one person had to stay logged into the phones today at 11am. We objected, she insisted and got her way. This meant that not only did some people have NO choice in whether to participate in the 2 minutes silence, but it meant that as they answered phone calls all through, the rooms were not silent at all. When we were supposed to be thinking about people who had died in the wars (and many of us had relatives who did) all we could hear were these people answering the calls. I think my manager deserves the Dickhead of the year award! mad

Sorry to hear that Bex.... our office was the exact opposite.... i made my staff log out of there phones at .. 1 person had the audacity to complain to one of my staff that they were kept waiting for 10 minutes, to which customer got a very short end of a bollocking from me....
Good for you!
What we couldn't understand was it was only a few minutes! I mean no one who was calling was in a life or death situation, they could so easily have called back.....the more I think about it the more annoyed I feel. She showed she had no heart and has also alienated the majority of her staff in the process.....well done that woman!
Can I say emily that you have a lovely smile smile (2nd photo) great pics and good luck.....though im sure you dont neet it!
btw Im too old and not bi, just an admirer of your photos :P biggrin
Lovely thread smile
Warning! Rant!
At work my manager insisted that at least one person had to stay logged into the phones today at 11am. We objected, she insisted and got her way. This meant that not only did some people have NO choice in whether to participate in the 2 minutes silence, but it meant that as they answered phone calls all through, the rooms were not silent at all. When we were supposed to be thinking about people who had died in the wars (and many of us had relatives who did) all we could hear were these people answering the calls. I think my manager deserves the Dickhead of the year award! mad
Quote by BarefootAnjel
Wish i had a group.......it would be strictly male wink
except me :twisted:
lol

And you'd probably have a damn sight more members than I have on mine....
LOL that's true, though not that difficult round here :wink:
It surprises me that some dog owners think it's ok to let their dog shit on the pavement so that on a dark Novemeber night (in the blinding wind and rain) some innocent (that's me believe it or not!) walks into it and then walks onto their carpet at home!
Now I could imagine the uproar if one of my kids was allowed to shit on the pavement rolleyes
Disclaimer: I love dogs smile just can't stand some dog owners :P
Wish i had a group.......it would be strictly male wink
except me :twisted:
lol
Quote by owym
After the debate, hubby said we had better do something about making this happen. So answered a few ads and have chatted on ICQ late last night to a couple of young men. Both are interested but one seems to be more interesting somehow . Then hubby really made my nerves kick in, he mentioned that being 22 this chap is nine years younger than our youngest son! Panic!

I have had some really great times with some younger men and I think that one of the key points is not to focus on their age. In the past I had done all the ‘he’s the same age as my daughter’ worrying etc which had even prevented me from meeting some potentially interesting people. But in essence age is not the most important aspect. There should also be mutual attraction and when it comes to actually meeting them you need to focus instead on who they are and what you both want from each other. When you are together it shouldn’t only be that you are with them because of their age.
Obviously the first time there will be a novelty element with it (and nerves no doubt from what you have said!) but don’t panic they will probably be as nervous as you are. Though, I always get butterflies when meeting someone new whatever their age…..when that stops happening I think it might be time to stop!
Quote by markz
everyone arrived, sat down, drank coffee, chatted and left.
thats what i heard ;)

you missed out the topless dancer biggrin
female or male? wink
drat I missed that munch mad
Quote by Colts23
By the sound of it, I think there will now be lots of men getting better aquainted with their palms lol
Carry on wanking :twisted:

And i have added a password to my pics innocent
Isn't against the rules of organised strike action :shock: ............a point may be made by not performing an action, but it may disrupt full production :P
It might do in europe honey, but that's too complicated for here :P
Quote by HornyRed
By the sound of it, I think there will now be lots of men getting better aquainted with their palms lol
Carry on wanking :twisted:

And i have added a password to my pics innocent
Hahahahaha! :lol:
:twisted:
Quote by HarryJones
I've got a full purple bar now surprised biggrin cool
Regards
Harry Jones

Bet it doesn't do as much for you as my purple 'bar' does for me :P
Congrats Harry :rose:
Thanks Bex, I'm really chuffed with my purple bar, its taken me eighteen months to get it. But I would love to give you a hand with your purple bar wink Ive just seen your advert for the first time, having already of course taken a liking to you from your posts, and you sound like just my sort of woman :wink:
Regards
Harry Jones
I would corrupt you Harry, stay as sweet as you are smile
We will probably meet soon anyway, Im determined to get to a munch at some point! lol
By the sound of it, I think there will now be lots of men getting better aquainted with their palms lol
Carry on wanking :twisted:
I can understand cold feet too, but they should at least let you know they can't come.
I have never been let down on the actual day, but have had a few drop outs before hand (like this weekend!) but there have always been good reasons and notice. I have always done the same in return, give notice if possible and let people know the score. It's just a matter of repect and politeness (even swingers should have manners smile )
Quote by brucie
im a rios regular and was there a couple of days after the last london munch (which i was not on) and which i read on the board 'popped' in to rios ... i was sitting round theback getting high and a couple of the regulars were telling me stories about the london munchers (not knowing they were a group). i smiled in recognition :-)
(what you need to understand is that rios is not used tothat sort of thing. its a wonderful but odd place with its own unique atmosphere)

What were the stories? wink
Didn't have a problem turning up at mine :twisted:
And even brought the wine biggrin
Quote by lancyuk
another 20 mins.
i thought it was going to be easy, but had to turn down two options...one today and one tonight.
solidarity reg.

creep :P
Quote by markz
sorry couldn't join as its against my capitalist principals. bring back maggie she'll sort them out.
"H" in the interest of world peace I am available this weekend rolleyes

Maggie and principals in the same paragraph.....where do you want me to start? :P
Actually good news (for me lol) one of the guys who let me down this weekend is popping over now, as a consolation prize no doubt! Better make it before midnight lol
Oi you stretched the page lol
So you aren't going to help me out for Friday night then? wink Thought the tour thing was a hint....another one who doesn't want me :violin:
I'll keep looking bolt
Quote by leprechaun

lol who said the strike was crumbling
by the way the leprechaun is resident in manchester at the mo but is often known to go on tour

Is that you crumbling now? wink
Right well where is this bloody leprechaun? He doesn't know me or anything but I think it's his fault that my Friday has been cocked up! mad First I was supposed to go somewhere nice with a couple of guys I know.....that got called off! Then made plans with a lovely young man......he can't make it! And now my bestest fuck buddie is ill! Now, what I want to know is this, are these all porkies and these guys are really on strike or do I need to change my deoderant? wink
Better be something good on TV on Friday night :P
Quote by Phoenix
The clue was too easy :undecided:

I was thinking the same smile though I did at first run through all the people here who's names were actual rivers, couldn't think of any though lol then the :idea: went on.
What's that on the cooker? Edible body paint or lube? lol
Not anything you would find in my kitchen anyway wink
Quote by HarryJones
I've got a full purple bar now surprised biggrin cool
Regards
Harry Jones

Bet it doesn't do as much for you as my purple 'bar' does for me :P
Congrats Harry :rose: