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berksbex
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
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Quote by Sarah
DD
Martin was in the chat room earlier and says he is somewhere in Hampshire.
So I guess he is nearer to you than Derby, but Martin also said he was not a swinger, so you will have to behave with him lol

They won't be safe where ever they are :twisted:
Welcome to the madhouse guys biggrin
Quote by Topcat35
That's some interesting feedback guy's thanks. The conversation cropped up between my and my girlfriend last weekend after a few beers (as it does!) and she is quite keen to try it. As I said, I just thought I'd see if I could get some feedback from anyone who's tried it before before I make my mind up.

You will need a few beers! Well, or lots of water etc :P
Have fun biggrin that's the important thing.
And Harry, not too much information, it's great to read what people get up to wink :D
Quote by Debbiewebs

Running out of pics people so keep sendin them in wink

here you go

biggrin well you did ask rotflmao
LMAO!!!
Fabulous photo :D
Quote by blonde
I cant believe that I am gonna admit to this but I have a few :-
1. Towels in the bathroom have to be in line ............... yes like the film
2. Cans in the cupboard run alphabetically and in food groups
3. Have 2 bean bags in a minimalist front room and I have to curl them in a certain way
4. 3 furry cushion in a minimalist bedroom and the corners have to be at 90 degree angles
5. Shoes left at the front door have to be together with the left and right in the correct order
Gonna go now ............... coz u will all think I am nutty bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I take it you don't have kids then? :P you would be forever following them around and putting things back lol
Quote by Drifter
For some reason, while reading this thread, I have the "Laughing Gnome" by David Bowie playing in my head.
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

Aghh yes! the worst Bowie song ever! What on earth was that all about? lol
I get them too :twisted: I just hope that I don't make as much noise as I do when I'm awake! :shock: Could have a lot of explaining to do redface
Quote by Serendipity
I do most of my shopping on the internet and rarely have a problem.......but I was searching for a gift for my nephew recently and none of the mjaor retailers could supply it in less than two weeks.....I googled the item and found a little independent retailer in Yorkshire who had it in stock, quoted 3-5 days for the courier to get it to my nephew and managed it within 48 hours!
I was really impressed that they could outdo the major retailers and they were SO helpful too.
Same story with Dell on a recent order, quoted a week and I received my order in 36 hours!
I love internet shopping biggrin

Me too, love internet shopping! I rarely venture into town for anything unless it is something I can't get online. Many high street shops have online stores now anyway, so why bother with bruised ankles and queues when you can just click a mouse? Also you can glance at other non-shopping sites while you do your on-line shopping wink
Certainly a quandry confused
I think that many of us would feel the same kind of vulnerabilty if a family member or unknowing friend found out about this side of our life. With some I could brazen it out and joke about it, but I would be mortified if certain people knew.
Just one point. Did he already know your user name? Because he will now! :shock: and he will be able to 'stalk' you round the forum (if inclined) and see what you have written about now, whereas before he may have thought you were just browsing?
Quote by Phoenix
So, who lives outside

I have no idea who it is but one hell of a view. :thumbup:
Looks ruddy cold to me.
I was going to lady Fee Bee, but then I thought it looked to cold to be able to wear skimpy red underwear :cry:
LOL true lol
Could imagine a few chaffed nipples there wink
But Wow imagine living near to that view smile
Quote by treasurechest
Maybe you would have better luck on one of the married and cheating sites, and i don't mean that in a moral way, i just feel if you go to sites where others are in the same situation as you you will have better luck finding someone, altho there will be some i think you will find it very hard to find a woman on here who is happy to meet you behind your wifes back as thats not what swinging is to many people.

Ehm well actually I think you will find a lot of women, who perhaps arnt goign to say it here, will see the fact that he is married as a bonus, its likely to make him a hell of a lot more discreete and reliable (not in all cases but a lot)
Just a thought based on experience
I'll say it, not a problem if he is married wink .......though that doesn't mean I WILL shag him! lol
I was more annoyed at his first post suggesting that people here are time wasters. Just because someone doesn't want to shag YOU it doesn't mean that they are time wasters. It just means that they are being selective.
I shouldn't but I have rolleyes all in the past though.....think more carefully now :P
Lesson learnt, you do NOT sleep with your best friend and you do NOT sleep with your boyfriend's brother wink
Quote by Dino
naughtynymphos?

yes, well done Donnatalk wink
LOL got there just before me, she's the only one I know who writes in bold all the time lol
Quote by Number 1
I know that us guys do, but do you ladies really compare notes on the guys and rate performance, ability, ingenuity and all the other stuff that make up a good fuck

Sooo matey, how do you score the ladies then? wink
a bit like you guys - fantsatic, adventurous, could get better with time, good head, great wank, just lies there, don't come again. rolleyes surprised lol
Actually I'm beginning to think that I must be like a University lecturer, I should fail them really, but I cant help giving them just one more go....... :P
Quote by Mister_Discreet

C x


Haha! that's great! rotflmao
The song that always pops into my head is 'I know a song that will get on ya nerves!' sung by Joe Pascali.....bloody annoying!
Is this classed as an official thread hyjack, or is this what is known technically as wandering slightly off course?
Quote by Number 1
I know that us guys do, but do you ladies really compare notes on the guys and rate performance, ability, ingenuity and all the other stuff that make up a good fuck

Sooo matey, how do you score the ladies then? wink
Quote by kingofswing1
As i haven't seen any chats on this subject i was wandering how popuar was the use of viagra amongst members and what side effects (if any) have people noticed???
chris x

I think you will find that viagra has been mentioned a few (lol) times before :P
lol
Quote by scotsguy79
thanks people , yes i am a bit nervous but feeling a bit better with those nice replies
thanks again

No need to be nervous, all the really scarey ones are locked up...erm I mean out tonight lol
Quote by Happy Cats
I am a silly pissed up sod - sorry!
Can we just brush this under the carpet?
Lets pretend it never happened cool 8-)

Ah that's nothing, last time I was pissed and let loose on the net I bared my soul! :shock: redface :shock: surprisedops: one way to make you feel an idiot the next day rolleyes
You're right, I could have bared my aresoul!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Could have been fun!
Quote by Number 1
Of course we do silly.
The scorings go:
Good
Fantastic
Crap
LOL

Exactly!
And you will know the results this way:
Good.....come and see me again some time.
Fantastic......come and see me tomorrow!
Crap.....who are you?
What about - like a good wine - will get better with time !! :idea:
Yeah but at my age I haven't got enough time to wait :P
Quote by Happy Cats
I am a silly pissed up sod - sorry!
Can we just brush this under the carpet?
Lets pretend it never happened cool 8-)

Ah that's nothing, last time I was pissed and let loose on the net I bared my soul! :shock: redface :shock: surprisedops: one way to make you feel an idiot the next day rolleyes
Quote by funin_and_mike
Of course we do silly.
The scorings go:
Good
Fantastic
Crap
LOL

Exactly!
And you will know the results this way:
Good.....come and see me again some time.
Fantastic......come and see me tomorrow!
Crap.....who are you?
Quote by the_Laird
/what i meant to say was.......................erm :cry:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I think you may have gotten away with it HC...........dont reckon anyone noticed your faux paus :scared:
Except for me, you colts and amber :rotflmao:
Quote by Number 1
I know that us guys do, but do you ladies really compare notes on the guys and rate performance, ability, ingenuity and all the other stuff that make up a good fuck

yep
:twisted:
Quote by Happy Cats
What a fantastic game!
I thought Sven would spoil it with loads of substitutions, but he didnt, best game I've seen for ages!

:laughabove: :laughabove: Wrong thread.....dozy git!!
Oops redface surprisedops: :oops:
I looked at the other one and thought, where it gone?
Pissed!
Good for you! Wish I was pissed, cant find any booze in the house at all (bloody teenaged kids! grrr)
I just thought you posting in the wrong place, might be a ploy to take the heat off single men wink
Quote by Happy Cats
What a fantastic game!
I thought Sven would spoil it with loads of substitutions, but he didnt, best game I've seen for ages!

Whatever you are on, pass some over here please :P
wink
Quote by Amber
I wish the single guys on this site would get a break from being slagged off some time soon!....I know there are some idiots around, but from my personal experience from meets, forums and chat....the majority are nice guys just looking for fun like the rest of us.
Good luck anyway x

Very sensible Amber smile Most single guys round here are just after fun (and if the single guys weren't here, I probably wouldn't be either :P )
twos_company, Of course there are a few wallys, but there are wallys wherever you go in life.....the clever part is to try and avoid them lol
Quote by Number 1
hi all....just to let u know that england beat argentian 3-2 tonite....
i am so happy siting in geneva pished as a fart.........
c u all when i sobre up
MikeC

well, well, nice to get a win - remember belfast lately - every team is allowed one hic up!
Ahh they just lost that match to lull the Argies into a false sense of security :P lol