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berksbex
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
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Quote by postie
LOL! I'm pissing myself (don't get excited all thoes who are into water sports, it's just a figure of speach!)
This thread reminds me of being at school, you know when the teacher has to pop out for a minute and all the boys start messing about :P lol

postie pokes berksbex in the eye (singular) hehehehehe
Bex nicks posties schoolbag (more like a sack) spills out the contents and finds strawberry flavoured condoms (full pack) old boot (1) un-posted mail (325) tape measure (1)
:P
Quote by badgerboy
Right Badger, some of us have fallen for your cunning plan and told you who swallows and who is shaved, now lets hear about a few of your vitals :P
(and do you swallow? :twisted: )
wink

it depends what i'm swallowing as 2 whether i will or not, and i'm not shaved but am willing to be for the right lady! other than that, i'm a Taurus, have no cellulite on my body and am willing to travel from anywhere in the world to have sex with myself. If u want to see or hear anymore of my vitals then pm me and we'll discuss in more detail.
Ah no point....I only pass 4 out of your 11 criteria :cry: though if I go by Missy's criteria I pass with flying colours! lol
If I did an ad like yours my main criteria would be
1. Do you live near me?
2. Will you turn up?
:lol:
Quote by Amber
I am seeing a vanilla....in the sense that he wouldn't do the swinging scene himself or even watch but doesn't mind me swinging.........does that still make him a vanilla???
confused

In my mind, if he has no problem with you swinging, then he can't be vanilla smile because he is showing an open mind etc
Quote by berksbex
My heating has broken down and I'm stuck in ALL bloody day waiting for the engineer mad
And I'm freezing! :!:
Any ideas on how to keep warm?
innocent

OK so I found a way to keep warm briefly, then the guy turned up to fix my heater (should have waited until he came, he was a bit yummy :P ) BUT as soon as he went the blinking thing went off again! Soooooo I have called him back, should be round in about an hour :twisted:
LOL! I'm pissing myself (don't get excited all thoes who are into water sports, it's just a figure of speach!)
This thread reminds me of being at school, you know when the teacher has to pop out for a minute and all the boys start messing about :P lol
Quote by Alexandra
I had a traffic light in the living room in my flat years ago.
Someone must have demolished it earlier in the evening.
Anyway we, in a drunken stupor, ripped the wires out and took it home.
The next party we had - we wired the thing up and it worked a treat!
Only strikes me now - that the lights were right near the police station - and my flat just round the corner!
eeeee the things you do when you are drunken teenager eh?

Lucky there was no CCTV in those days eh? wink I would have been locked up years ago! Crime isn't going up, they are just catching more of us out :P
Quote by equi-princess
Have you ever done something that ought to have got you into huge amounts of trouble if people ever discovered you had done it?????
Several years ago... in a large multi-storey car park...... i reversed my car straight into the back of another car..... i got out looked at the damage and promptly exited stage left at some speed....
Their exhaust was somewhat further up into the car's chassis than perhaps it ought to have been........and there was a dent in one or two places...... lol
Now having the benefit of being a few years older... there is no way i would ever dream of doing such a wicked thing.......... lol
So what are you going to admit to???????????????????
equi-princess xxx

Did you get caught?
And where did it happen? wink (people with long memories might want to know who is was that 'bumped' their car a few years ago) :P
I have done far too many things that I didnt ought to do during my life time.....and yes, some have gotten me into trouble and some lay undiscovered as yet :twisted:
Quote by teppic
listen to the lyrics of pulling teeth....it reminds me of this place sometimes.... :twisted:

Did you have forum members in mind there.....or is that just the female mods? wink
Right Badger, some of us have fallen for your cunning plan and told you who swallows and who is shaved, now lets hear about a few of your vitals :P
(and do you swallow? :twisted: )
wink
Quote by A_geordie_chameleon
Thanks Cats. People here seem to make it easy to fit in redface lol
and
Hiya Bex, Hmmm Victims eh?? Have I been lured into a den of Iniquity whilst innocently seeking a new crochet circle? Dunno why there are so many northerners joining, but (selfish git that I am) I'm glad. ;-)
and I'll do my best to deliver your take away hot surprisedops: when the weather warms up and I get the old caravan out for my next world tour ;-)
Mick

Ohhhh promises! I like a little sauce but hold the onions please smile
Actually, we do have fun down here.....just not as much it seems wink
Quote by Alexandra
Sometimes it can be a very difficult thing getting a straight answer on this forum ... lol
You asked the question does cock size matter but by the look of it not many people seem to be willing to give you a yes or no....
I wonder is it normally like this on this forum? Is it that people are just so horny it is hard to thing straight, I know that is always my problem....
confused :? :? :? :? :?

lol lol lol
This is because Postie started this AS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
if you want the 'serious' answers check out some of the numerous previous threads on it by doing a SEARCH.
I thought he started it as boast!
Shows how much I know wink
:P
Hiya geordie (just impersonating myself there) :rose:
Just a quickie here, how come all the new victims, erm sorry newbies seem to be from the north rolleyes I don't travel well and prefer my take-aways to be hot when they arrive :twisted:
Quote by phil_osopher
Surely shagging vanillas is the only way to make new swingers, isn't it????
...bit like vampires, I always thought...
Keep up the good work! lol

haha! well there is always that! :twisted:
And actually from what I remember, that's how I was converted :P
It would depend on if I fancy them or not to start with. :twisted: But there are real problems with shagging people who just don’t ‘get’ this lifestyle. The main one being that they then think you belong to them and don’t want you to shag anyone else!
Also, I have come across a few people using this site who could really be described as being vanilla. They start off all ‘lets have fun, leave all barriers at the bedroom door’ but in essence they are so straight that I have shocked at least two guys by just mentioning a few innocuous (to me lol) things I like. They don’t understand it and I end up saying ‘what the fuck, you met me on a swingers site, what did you expect?!?’
So I think what I’m trying to say Blue is, my answer is no. :P smile
Quote by little gem
Actually, I slept really well at weekend. biggrin
Bed late and up early :twisted: with a nap afterwards all curled up, warm and cosy.
It was gone 6am when I finally got to sleep and was up at My head now feels like its had an axe put through and I know I'm not going to be prductive banghead Sooooo frustrating
Berxbecks.... you are sooo right. The problem is then it knocks on to the next day and I feel like crap cos I havent slept! confused
Does anyone find it difficult to sleep when youve shared a bed and then go back to sleeping alone?
kiss
Gem.x

Actually, I'm a bit sad.....I can't sleep in there is someone in my bed. I prefer to be alone to sleep (a warning to anyone who gets an invite, you might get kicked out after a shag lol) but if someone is in my bed I'm happy to stay awake all night :twisted:
Quote by postie
Hmmm just wondering is all.......
bolt
test

Ahhh is the cold gettin to you? wink
Quote by marmalaid
Arggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! mad
I hate not being able to sleep! evil
I'm tired and I need to go to sleep but I can't. I'm just lying there staring into the darkness, thinking about random things, memories from the weekend passing through and all I would dearly love to do is drift off to sleep.
:evil: Frustrating. banghead

I know the feeling. I'm physically knackered but my brain won't switch off!
I doubt I'll even go to bed....not much point now tbh!
I get this every few months where no matter how tired I am I just can't sleep....it's not good!
You must have got too much sleep at the weekend, probably. Did you get up late biggrin
I have had problems with sleeping for years now. I don't fight it anymore I just accept that I sleep less and find something else to do on one of my 'sleepless' nights. I know that's not a good solution for someone who may actually need more sleep but I found that the more I tried to sleep, the less sleep I actually got (and the more angry and frustrated I got).
My heating has broken down and I'm stuck in ALL bloody day waiting for the engineer mad
And I'm freezing! :!:
Any ideas on how to keep warm?
innocent
Quote by sleazy
" is it really you".

LOL! can't be many guys around that look like him! :P
Glad you got un-tongue tied eventually though smile
Quote by teppic
siouxsie and the banshees...royal albert hall 1983.....siouxsie sioux black leather mini and thigh high boots :P

I saw them in a community centre around 79ish I think (I wasn't on drugs....my memory has just faded after years of having to know where the homework is, what's for dinner and all the other thankless numerous domestic things that have to be remembered! rolleyes ) They were great then! And yes, she was a rather sexy looking minx :twisted:
I also had a great time at a Parliament and Funkadelic concert (1979 again I think). Geroge Clinton and Bootsie Collins are great entertainers!
Quote by altarica
Wow !!!!!!Didn't realise that I would be would be slated as some sort of wanker just because I had never listened to Green Day before!!!!!! Better go back to my Led Zep and the other 550 odd cds I own,not to mention the 400 odd tapes and about 250 pieces of vinyl I still old tosser me.

LOL! not slated :P (and nothing wrong with being a wanker round here wink )
They have only been mainstream for the last couple of years anyway.
As for Led Zep, I always prefered Pink Floyd :wink: but would love to run my hands over your vinyl collection......mine all got ruined by my son when he was 'practicing' to be a DJ! :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
where have you been living for the past 15 years ffs lol

LOL true
The tune in my sig is from at least 10-12 years ago. But nothing wrong with rediscovering something good smile
How about changing your parameters and going for a guy instead? :twisted: There will still be three people involved, still some horny fun...... just a male instead of a female (and there are a few more males on here then females I am led to believe :P )
I got some very recently from M&S, they still sell them where I live confused
Quote by sleazy
I take it you haven't read the book then lol,
Talk about poetic license, and yes I know that it was a longer book than the previous 3 and that some of it was going to have to be cut away, but it will be interesting to see how they work the next 1 in, some key elements of the plot have been totally ignored.
and yes she isn't bad at all lol
By the way, the seriously sad out there may be interested to know that Clemence Poesy( Fleur Delacour) in the film can be seen in some fairly seedy scenes in a french 'Art' film called 'Bienvenue Chez Les Roses'
Shit I shouldn't have told ya I know that should I banghead

Exactly what I thought, my son was disappointed by the 'missing' bits. Overall, I enjoyed the film though smile
As for who might be the more famous in years to come, surely it has to be the one who plays Ron (Rupert Grint?) I think he's brilliant and will go far.
Hi Helen, can you put me down for a provisional place please smile
I will know for def after xmas if I can make it and this time I will make sure I'm more organised! confused