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berksbex
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
UK

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Quote by Osmosis
I might be odd (understatement of the year) but I like someone who plays hard to get, but leaves plenty of hints that they're interested. I love the chase of getting a woman.

Not many playing hard to get round here lol
As far as personality is concerned, I find humour attractive in men. If someone can make me laugh, I love it. I also quite like what might be termed old fashioned values, such as kindness and politeness and find that attractive when I meet someone.
If you are chatting with someone online, the personality obviously comes first because you can’t see them. And personally I don’t think looks are of huge importance, but I do have a preference for a certain ‘type’ but that doesn’t mean that I haven’t been very attracted to people outside of that type.....and enjoyed my time with them.
But if I was choosing what I liked from just the way someone looked then it's all in the eyes. Not necessarily the colour, but maybe just that little twinkle. wink
There will be no denying this is a British site then.....all this talk about the weather lol
I’m not far from you Pete (in Berkshire) I spent most of the day in bed so missed what might be the last of the milder weather for a bit. :P
Reportfrom Berkshire:
Wet
Cold
Dark
Outlookfor Bex:
Stay in bed!
Happy Birthday Postie :rose: :boo: :rose:
passionkiss
Also a belated greeting as I thought this thread had something to do with religion for some reason and I stayed away rolleyes lol
Quote by northcoastboy
"dominated love slave" is an all time fave lol.!
NCB :twisted:

ye-hah! I have always liked that song..... Marquis de Sade meets country :P
So debz, how many PMs have you had saying 'put your cam on love and stand in front of it so I can tell you why it's not working'?
:P
Actually I had a similar problem when I switched to XP a while back. I had to download new drivers. Are you doing it through or MSN because it maybe something with them and not your end at all?
Was married a few years,
Lived in sin for a few years,
Played around for a few years,
Single for a few years,
Boyfriend for a few years,
Now single and playing around :twisted:
Quote by hellomynameisjoshi
major love fest? Thats why everyones here isnt it? smile
xx

Noooo we are here for a fuck fest :twisted:
:P
Quote by hellomynameisjoshi
hah! fair enough. seems like a honest and worthwhile cause. probably be the only one Id spend my money on :@)
There seems to be a very close knit scene here...
how very homely :@)
xx

Some are so close knit that they are moving in with each other!
You have arrived just after a major love fest it seems :P
.......something in the water (I'm sticking to spirits!) :twisted:
Quote by markz
where is everybody biggrin

I see that he is attempting to prevent Harry's monopoly on older women then.
Quote by Mister_Discreet
Try this

LOL! that's what I love about this place.....they really thought of everything :P
Welcome to the forums biggrin
Have fun and take no prisoners :twisted:
(and you have no idea how tempted I was wink )
Happy Birthday :boo: :rose: :boo:
Have fun!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Forgot to add (because I'm having a very blonde moment) what I'm looking for rolleyes
I like tall men, I don't mind young men but would prefer someone over 35 and local please :P
Now that is surely too much to ask for lol
bolt
I think I may end up staying in washing my hair :P
I know it’s a bit late and with short notice, so will probably get nowhere but I have a problem with something that was arranged for my day off tomorrow. Due to unforeseen circumstances and all that it has been called off! :cry: rolleyes And I really fancied some fun too! :twisted:
So, anyone free in Berkshire/Reading area Thursday (24th) daytime and fancies a drink or something more? I can’t accommodate sorry. I might be able to make evening too.
I am genuine, aged 44, size 18 with blonde hair and blue eyes and I love fun!
My ad number: 413259
Quote by Scandal
Yep I can see that. Being 6'4" has its disadvantages some times!! confused

I know exactly how you feel mate!
I hate it when people make unfair assumptions and call me shortarse.
If only they took the time to look properly they would actually see I was 6' 3"
rolleyes :roll: :roll: Idiots
smile ;)
Love your sig Scandal.....Reef! That brought back some memories biggrin Great cornish band.
Quote by phillstarr
well as i am sure it will be pointed out to me, if it has been done! (as a newbie i hope i will be forgiven)
what is the;
a) most common sexual position (you think)? Missionary
b) most abventurous position you have tried (men or woman)? Still to come I'm sure wink
c) hardest position to get into (without doin yourself a mischief)? Triple penetration (if that thread a few weeks ago is anything to go by!)
d) the most penetrative position (as in ow that hurt)? see above! :twisted:
and the most important of all;
e) the most pleasureable position you (again for men or women)? Doggy for me, everytime :twisted:
please forgive if this has been done before but i am just trying to join in.
if you take part then thanks alot that cool.....Hi smile
phill xxxx
Quote by EagerSlut

Me? I had a full English Breakfast mid morning: sausage, fried bread, fried egg, hash browns, baked beans, multiple cups of tea. smile
And I've been a virgin all day!

How can you stay so trim on all that???
*Bex well jelous!*
wink
Quote by badgerboy
Unfortuantly i live in Leics which i think is perhaps to far...i would turn up tho, of course!!!! biggrin

nah Leicester isn't that far (I have had some come from even further), glad you would turn up wink but Im 44, size 38DD, have a little cellulite and my legs only reach up to my bum :P
Quote by marmalaid
Anyone who doesn't know the film can find it explained in 30 seconds by the Bunnies, right here.
biggrin

Excellent....... lol
Did you click on the middle set of bunnies ears at the end of the film smile
I just forgot all about this site and spent a happy few minutes on the Bunny one :lol:
Love the Jaws one :lol:
Quote by Glasgowfella
welcome claire from another newbie
ive been on about a week and im totally hooked!!!

oops not Claire wink
take another look :P
and welcome to you too fella smile
Clai welcome again biggrin
Have fun :twisted:
And good luck with the weekend wink
Hi Steve wink
You keep getting Wednesdays off......what's wrong with Tuesdays? :wink:
Good luck for tomorrow :twisted:
yeah but many of the cocks round here look like they have bird flu
:twisted:
Goodness! And I thought this site was just a place to get a shag wink :P
Congrats you two :rose:
This is what I thought of you :P
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Classic!
Quote by postie
LOL! I'm pissing myself (don't get excited all thoes who are into water sports, it's just a figure of speach!)
This thread reminds me of being at school, you know when the teacher has to pop out for a minute and all the boys start messing about :P lol

postie pokes berksbex in the eye (singular) hehehehehe
Bex nicks posties schoolbag (more like a sack) spills out the contents and finds strawberry flavoured condoms (full pack) old boot (1) un-posted mail (325) tape measure (1)
:P
postie laffs at berksbex "pissing herself" .... Pissy Pants Bex flipa
Bex gets ready with the tape measure :P
:twisted:
What a tempting treat, always fancied going there.....Im too far away though and have to plan things wayyyy in advance due to domestic circumstances, but good luck in the quest smile
And welcome to the forums claicerrig :rose: