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berksbex
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by plagueofthingies
one you can only see on the virgin site picture
the pet shop boys

I cant see that confused
look on the virgin site
click on that pic and to the left by white zombie is a pet shop with two boys outside
biggrin
And there is a small dog there and a cake on the floor....I think, I can't enlarge it here :P
Edit: it might be a cat LOL!
Quote by goodporking
Good one for the Cypress hill, I was convinced it was something to do with a mountain!

LOL me too, I was thinking Big Mountain!
lol
Quote by stuartrossy1
I absolutely adore the older woman!! also and I am a massive fan of Penny smith she lights up my mornings mate!!!
although fern britton???? bit iffy that one?
p.s. any older ladies that are near to me I am 27 get in touch forum regular so PM me!!

Actually, I'm not really into women, but Fern Britton has always looked such a fun girl and i bet she carries that on into the bedroom..... wink
But each to his/her own smile good luck with the search.
I like younger men too (well and any men really :P ) but you are far far away from me.....good luck welcome and have fun! :twisted:
Quote by RedHot

Haha aren't sexy blond bitches your thing then? wink

Blond bitches? No ta! I like my partners to have a toggle and two between their legs :evil2:

Ahhh a woman after my own heart! Me too! :twisted:
Quote by RedHot
Thanks Calista and Bex!
I'm afraid I am not really au fait with pc's redface
However, I have found two programmes which seem likely to be causing the problem and have deleted both of them. *Sexy blond bitches* and *Horny Harlot vids* are certainly not programmes I have installed :shock: lol
I'll reboot in safe mode first and then change my pc password so he can't get on it in future :undecided:
Thanks for your help biggrin
T-J

Haha aren't sexy blond bitches your thing then? wink
Actually I have a son who has just turned 20, so had to learn all this a few years ago rolleyes ..... I don't know, the boy loves porn, must have got it from his father :P
Have you tried going to add and remove prorammes to see if your son has accidentally added any sharewear when he has been d/ling music? Such as gator etc
Quote by Happy Cats
Wheres your self respect?
Just slap her on the arse and tell her to beg!
lol

My kinda guy :twisted:
Quote by Phoenix
I bet there aren't any men out there who have never contemplated being a porn star......actually probably quite a few women have thought about it too (especially round here :P )
I thought about it, but decided I like to fuck when I want to and not when someone shouts ACTION! :twisted:

ACTION........ when you're ready dear lol
LOL! I said NOT when someone shouts action......any other time maybe wink
Quote by Him'nHer
I bet there aren't any men out there who have never contemplated being a porn star......actually probably quite a few women have thought about it too (especially round here :P )
I thought about it, but decided I like to fuck when I want to and not when someone shouts ACTION! :twisted:

And being a mere male I'd admit to almost certainly not being able to fuck when someone shouts action confused
M
You do have to admire porn stars for that, don't you! It could be cold, the girl could be minging, you might not be feeling great, but when the director shouts action, up 'he' pops (well, fluffers help wink )
Quote by HarryJones
Your advice please my friends (but I think I know the answer already but I can get overexcited and be really thick at times)
I got an e-mail tonight "WANTED:
Male & female talent to join our friendly team, and perform in a new range of adult video productions. " Looked at the website and was quite stunned to see a set of tick boxes for what you would do ie I can tick watersports and oral with women and wouldn't need to have sex smile but 1. do I really want to go there in case it all goes tits up and
2. Should I be alarmed at the following paragraph "Do I have to do sex bareback, or will condoms be used?
Unfortunately people just don´t want to see condoms; all sex in our scenes will not use condoms. BUT, all of the talent that we bring along will have been tested for HIV for your protection. Likewise, we will require you to be tested on the day. It´s easy, fast and virtually painless (just a small prick, oops, no pun intended). All we require is a couple of drops of blood and seconds later we have the results. You can still have the opportunaty to perform without doing penetrative sex, although the possibilities are greatly reduced.
" Do I really want some strangers sticking needles in me :shock: :shock:
I think I know the answer in my brain but in my heart I really fancy starring in a watersports video.
Please help me screw my head back on.
Regards
Harry Jones

If it was just watersports and no penetrative sex they wouldn't need to test you would they? Unless they routinely test everyone.
To answer your question, how about making your own private movie? That way, you get to do the watersports and don't have to have penetrative sex.....and you get to sell copies on ebay to make money lol
I bet there aren't any men out there who have never contemplated being a porn star......actually probably quite a few women have thought about it too (especially round here :P )
I thought about it, but decided I like to fuck when I want to and not when someone shouts ACTION! :twisted:
Thanks for the photos guys, I had a good perv earlier to get me in the mood for my visitor.....keep it/them up :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
I had long hair myself until about 3 weeks ago.....much shorter now :shock: not sure i like it, but much easier to manage (boring eh? lol) and I don't look so much like I just fell out of an 80s Guns n roses Vid lol

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh* Axl Rose :twisted:
David Coverdale :twisted:
Joe Elliott :twisted:
Danny from Thunder
:twisted:
FB off for a lie down now, gone all 80's nostalgic.
Actually before my hair cut I looked like the blonde one from motley crue :lol: :lol:
Now it's still untamed, just a little shorter :P
Vince ? :shock:
LOL yes! Well, my hair looked like his did years ago (though my face isn't as ragged as his :P )
Quote by freckledbird
I had long hair myself until about 3 weeks ago.....much shorter now :shock: not sure i like it, but much easier to manage (boring eh? lol) and I don't look so much like I just fell out of an 80s Guns n roses Vid lol

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh* Axl Rose :twisted:
David Coverdale :twisted:
Joe Elliott :twisted:
Danny from Thunder
:twisted:
FB off for a lie down now, gone all 80's nostalgic.
Actually before my hair cut I looked like the blonde one from motley crue :lol: :lol:
Now it's still untamed, just a little shorter :P
I had long hair myself until about 3 weeks ago.....much shorter now :shock: not sure i like it, but much easier to manage (boring eh? lol) and I don't look so much like I just fell out of an 80s Guns n roses Vid lol
Quote by Angel Chat
I really should not comment on this..... smile

Ah see now you're one of my exceptions. You have that sexy filthy omg I wanna have sex with you look...... I just said all that out loud didnt I redface surprisedops: bolt
LOL!!!
Now that's what I'm talking about :twisted:
sort of longish and shaggyish on men and either Kurt Corbain dirty blonde or dark, something I can grab with both hands as......Hmmm :twisted:
Anyway, I don't mind short hair either really, it's just that I love that just been shagged look :P Mind you, I ALWAYS look like that! My hair's always a bloody mess lol
Quote by halfofacouple
So did you get lucky Bex?
Or should that be did any one else get lucky? lol

LOL yep wink
but doesn't mean I'm not looking for the next time :twisted:
Quote by Phoenix
size 38DD

:rascal:
I'm bringing my camera to make you a new avatar... sillyhwoar:
LOL make sure it has a wide angled lens then :P
Quote by naughtynymphos1
xtasia is in west bromwich its only a few miles from chameleons we have the best clubs in the west mids you see lol
xtasia is more a night club type swinging club where as chams is more a sauna based club.

You probably do have the best clubs, have looked at their sites and they look good. I'll either have to move or find some friendly locals :P
Or maybe link a visit in with the midlands munch? :twisted:
Quote by davidsplayroom
OK... I'll throw my hat into the ring:
There is never any excuse for ! No matter what the person was doing/wearing/going - No means No!
However, from a male perspective (and that's the only one I've got experience of) there are some women who should be convicted for "enticement" for the way they dress.
My God - that makes me sound so old :shock:

Surely it doesn't matter how much I pricktease............It is up to me
Yes, of course it is up to you, but yes it does matter, just look at what Ice Pie said about car thieves and be careful there are real rapists out there.
Think who you are hurting or winding up before you prick tease!
Now I know where the BBC got there ideas for the pictures they showed while they talked about the case rolleyes next you will be saying that little girls deserve to be by paedophiles because they wear little dresses :roll: don't push the guilt onto the victim please.
Others have mentioned this story already about a man being accused of and the case was thrown out because the female had been too drunk to remember if she had given consent or not.
I’m not here to discuss the rights and wrongs of this case because I don’t know enough about it. But what I can say is that whilst the report was on (BBC news) the news reader was discussing the case while they were showing library shots of a group of young women out on the town, the camera even focused in on a woman wearing red hold ups and then showed a few more women obviously out enjoying themselves while the voice over continued. The visuals along with the voice over were obviously suggestive of ‘women asking for it’. Now what the fuck has that got to do with a case? Is the BBC suggesting that if you wear red stockings you are asking for it? Do they believe that women out with their friends are positively begging to be ?
The BBCs attitude during this report stinks.
Quote by Pete_sw
There will be no denying this is a British site then.....all this talk about the weather lol
I’m not far from you Pete (in Berkshire)
Outlookfor Bex:
Stay in bed!

ooooooer Bex :inlove: :inlove:
Shame I have to go to work tomorrow! rolleyes wink
Quote by bluexxx
My perfect day....
Wake up.......... whenever....... maybe mid morning
Have a quick look at the forum to see if anything interesting is going on
Have lunch - a Twix, Classic, or whatever choccie bix are in the choccie cupboard
Early afternoon - go to a club and get shagged for a few hours
Go for a pizza and a drink in the Village
Go to another club and get shagged til closing time
Go home and go to sleep with my cushions.
I'm just sad... face it, I am, aren't I dunno
:lol2:

Exchange that pizza for a Ben and Jerrys Choccie chip icecream and a cadburies flake and that would be my perfect day too :P
Quote by amalthea
i have experianced this a fair bit in the past.
i was an old school punk, bondage trousers, ripped tshirt, safety pins, the lot.
i used to have people cross the street to avoid me, why, my looks were not than threatening, and for those who bothered to talk to me, realised i was actually quite quiet, and reasonably well educated, with a great sense of humour, and would not hurt a fly.
if anything i used to run from trouble..althogh i could handle myself (thanks to Wing Tsun)
i'm now 37, and when i'm buying certain clothes (i can still carry off the skater/grunge look) i get funny looks from the spotty teen serving behind the counter.

By the way, at 37 you aren't old enough to have been an 'old school punk' unless you were there at nine years of age (approx)..sorry, mean but I couldn't resist. wink
LOL I was thinking the same thing (as I was just about old enough :wink: ) the other thing is that then, Punk was much more of an attitude than a fashion. But each to his/her own and all that biggrin
Oh dear Harry, hope you feel better soon. :therethere:
As for the addicted nature of forums, I know all about that! I understand where you are coming from. I spent rather too long on one particular site (non-sexual/very geeky, you don’t want to know lol) that in the end I had to ‘ban’ myself and totally went cold turkey. The problem was that I had met many of the people from the site and thought of them as real friends, I stupidly ‘dumped’ them too and regret that now. I should have just cut down a bit on both rather than leave completely. Don’t go and leave Harry, just cut down a bit. smile
Oh and a message to Sarge, while you are blocking Harry from being on here too much, can you do me a favour too please? I’m about to open a bottle of red wine drinkies so can you block me if I start to make random cam invites that mention me taking my clothes off please? (I’m still trying to get over the embarrassment from the last time! rolleyes )
rotflmao
Quote by 34fun
i did not say it was a necessacity - just enough to get me interested...
although someone who owns a bar of soap and deodrant would not go amiss....

Forgot that one, yes must be clean (at least to being with :twisted: )