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betty__rubble
Over 90 days ago
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Donkey greased up or not I have seen you in your finery........what a steed.
Please don't tell Barney redface But I just love a steed. :boo:
Quote by D0NKEY
What a day ..... this heat ain't no good for a donkey, how can ah be a noble steed in this weather. Ah've given myself a hEEt rash n all, look! Bought on by stress, all of it.
Pleeeeese tell bandanna the smile that was humping Odious man yesterday - well he's sniffin Bandannas groin. He don't listen to me anymore, we's best friends n all.

My nobel steed :inlove: I have wonders for your rashes and such. smile As for that Bandanna man. evil take no head. biggrin
Come to my cave and I will give you the recovery that you need. :)
Quote by Jesus
Listen Betty, my child! I know your living in the stone age and as far as ur concerned I haven't been born yet! But now you have heard my name you will be saved!
Now doe's anyone want to see my party trick...?

Barney take me, I have an idea for a name if I concieve....
This bandanaman has mush for brains. rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Should he have gone for the label that sez F for front, and B for back.
Ummmmm !!! or did he really want someone to do it for him. :twisted:
Okay If you want me too. I will. :twisted:
Jesus, What a strange name! rolleyes Did your mother have no other choices?
Favorites around here at the moment are:
Barney kiss
Betty ( being myself of course! redface )
Fred ( cheeky chap he is )
Wilma ( ooh so much my best friend, and so much style )
as for the animals not so much choice there confused
Launage of love, what is that?
I know that when Barney presses up against me when I'm cooking the dinner that the covers are not needed when we go to bed, oooooooh what an animal , he he he :giggle:
sniff sniff sniff !!!!!!! confused
Barney have you put out the rubbish yet? The warm nights are bringing out the smell of the leftovers. :?
Where's Dino when you need him, I thought we had him on loan for a couple of weeks. rolleyes
Did someone mention potions..
I could do with something to drink, I'm rather dry from running around after Barney and bang no I meant Bam Bam.
See I need something to calm me down, Potions please. redface
Another Betty, Hello there.
Aren't you cold my dear? I have a spare skin if you would like it.