the young apprentice at work was yapping to two of his older mates
"we had a great time at the weekend. we spitroasted this lassie, it was ace"
the apprentice was like "oh cool, sounds ace"
but he didnt have a clue what they were on about
so on his quest for knowledge
he set out about finding his answer
and decided
to ask his bl00dy mum!! what a nutter. god how we laughed at his innocence :P
cheers
binnie