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bisto__kid
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · County Durham

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Most of us know that a mans G spot is located somewhere up his arse. Ive never had mine stimulated before Iam curious to know if iam missing out? Here is a story i heard dont know if it was true!
I was told a story about a guy who had to give a sperm sample. Basicly he was given a specimen jar a few adult mags and was left on his own in a room, for whatever reason he was finding it difficult to cum. So after about 15 mins the nurse knocked on the door and asked if he was ok and was he managing? He answered no she asked if he needed a hand. The nurse was pretty so he smiled and said yes. On went the gloves then the lube he was asked to bend over finger went up his bum next thing he new he was cumming in the jar.
Hmmmmmm skeletons in the cupboard I think we all have some of them. The question is are we prepared for them to be discovered. smile
Well seeing as Posties started a thread about cock size, thought i would start 1 about nicknames! cool
Dick, Willy, My Old Man a few for the penis
Pussy, Quim, Mini a few for the Vagina
Brown Eye, Rusty, Sherifs Badge a few for the Anus
What do you call your bits ?
No!
Discusion over thread locked!
Oh sorry i carnt do that can i havnt got the powers! lol
Double Standards!
Abuse of position in the community Postie tut tut :lol:
cool
I agree with Burnie the dangers have always been there, we are just more aware of them these days because of better media coverage etc. Which is a good thing because we can educate our children of the dangers, its a sad fact we have to do so but necessary one! Also mentioned was gays getting there own beaches and not hijacking naturist's which they seem to do as well as hijacking dogging sites, glory holes etc etc. Before anyone says it Iam not homophobic either i believe in live and let live as long as other peoples views habits are not shoved in your face for you to see!
Nudist beaches are sometimes gona attract the wrong type of attention same as swingers sometimes attract the wrong type of attention if it be through ignorance or people looking for a perveted kicks. Everything we do in life has risks even something as simple as walking out your front door and across a road has risks! I guess what iam trying to say is if you enjoy doing something why let a bad few individuals put you off.
Quote by dave8761
...just wondering if anyone else here like this.......i know not related to swinging but i'm going tosee the live show tuesday and was curious to whom lIked LOG.......
local swinging for local people.........

Its a good quality comedy show, i especially liked the the bit in the last show on thurs were the old women in the supermarket was incontinent and didnt seem to know anything about it lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
bisto kid can you get to the point of this thread rolleyes

Hasnt got a point its my opinion :roll:
Quote by Sarah
Ive just had a read of some of the threads on there (i never go in there usually just frequent the cafe) it comes across like a knocking shop not a swingers forum no wonder it attracts the wrong sort of people who the regular forum users seem to get annoyed with!.

Like you have said you never normally read that section.
So now you have and you have discovered you clearly don't like it.........don't go back and read it ..........and then you won't have anything to whinge about......
I personally I have not seen an annoyed regular forum user, confused

I did wonder what the knocking sound was coming from the next door room over the weekend, now I know it is a 'knocking shop' lol

Iam not whinging just stating my opinionwhich i thought i was entitled to do in the cafe!
Quote by tattyxpx
Ive just had a read of some of the threads on there (i never go in there usually just frequent the cafe) it comes across like a knocking shop not a swingers forum no wonder it attracts the wrong sort of people who the regular forum users seem to get annoyed with!.

care to enlighten us all as to what you are referring to in the section I've coloured red confused
Single males who think its a quick shag forum! is what i was refering to. I can see why they think that.
Quote by da69ve
It just seems to be a lot of people (not all people) on there looking for illicit sex. I didnt say the people who only post on there are frowned upon by other forum users, I said iam not suprised it attracts the wrong type of attention.

do you have an example?
Well there is a few in particular yes not all but iam not going to name them. The forum as a whole gives of the impression of people looking for illicit sex not people looking for sex in a swinging enviroment (apart from the sticky topics advertising socials and munches).
It just seems to be a lot of people (not all people) on there looking for illicit sex. I didnt say the people who only post on there are frowned upon by other forum users, I said iam not suprised it attracts the wrong type of attention.
Ive just had a read of some of the threads on there (i never go in there usually just frequent the cafe) it comes across like a knocking shop not a swingers forum no wonder it attracts the wrong sort of people who the regular forum users seem to get annoyed with!.
Quote by givemeahug
I think that morals are firstly defined by your upbringing (right and wrong) and the social aspect within your own home. From there you can discover the religous side and adapt to what you perceive.
When the hormones start and you begin to discover yourself thats when you start to develop your own if by through experience, knowledge or just trying it out with experimentation.
In short, I think morals help you understand yourself at that moment in your life but as you change so do they. rolleyes
Right I need a drink after that. Now look what you've done. wink

U know i really agree to all of this as well as mr filth....my morals have changed recently and so have my beliefs....my up bringing has helped to be more open minded for that i thank my parents but for other things i think they were mad...but then my mum knows about my swinging life so she has not thrown her beliefs or morals at me she just said be careful u dont hurt others and be safe but if it makes you happy then she doesnt see a problem about it.....and yes i am open with her only because i have really just started to get to know my mum....i know my dads veiws are dont hurt anyone also and to be happy and safe cause i know he did it when he was younger and prob would now if me mum was up for it and it doesnt bother me one bit......
I except people for who they are and i know we all believe different things and have different views ......i will not my force my morals on anyone else as i wouldnt want theres forced on me either...... Well sort of what i wanted to say..lol hope u understand what point im trying to get accross.. confused
Well said, I never push my morals or opinions on anybody its a pity other people dont always give the same courtesy !!!!!!
Quote by mr filth
morals morals morals....as long as no one gets hurt by your behaviour then what the hell !!!

Wise words.
Quote by cc_7up
One aspect of morality is the subject of joining SH i have found that this swinging community has strong moral views on cheating, as in don't do it. This to an outsider may seem hard to understand but to many forumers honesty, communiction, and trust are the bedrock of a secure relationship.
cc_7up

Your wrong to say the swinging community has strong moral views on cheating! Its more like certain individuals not everybody in the swinging community have strong moral views on cheating.
Definitely bad manners to just add you without emailing you and asking first. If a guy hit on you in a pub you would at least expect him to politely introduce himself. He is either a newby and doesnt know any better which says he is probably bad mannered anyway or he takes a chance and does it regular and is pest! as already mentioned the type who pm's in a chatroom without asking 1st!
Someone said this site is immoral.
Is it or do we just have different morals to the mundanes?
I have morals!
I don't paly with women at my work or my wife's.
I don't play with friends and family even if I do want to play with my wife's 3 sisters, OH and I do want to.
I alway use a condom when I play away.
I do not peach swinging to the mundanes.
Yes you defo have morals lol
Quote by Darkfire
I couldnt imagine not wanking, i discovered its pleasures early in life and still enjoy them very much now. Since the age of 13 i dont think i have went longer than 2 or 3 days without having a wank (even when iam having regular sex) and iam now nearly 35!...when i 1st discovered its pleasures i would have 5 + a day on a good day lol

Give it up Now or you will look like my Avatar!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Noooooo I couldnt possibly give it up!!!!! It keeps me fit and healthy thats why i look like my avatar :lol:
Hellllllloooooooooo wave
:twisted:
or did wanking really make you blind? :lol2:
Hmmmmm my vision maybe a little blury because when i look down my cock looks as if it bends to the left rolleyes iam sure it used to be straight before i started wanking :lol:
Quote by cc_7up
I couldnt imagine not wanking, i discovered its pleasures early in life and still enjoy them very much now. Since the age of 13 i dont think i have went longer than 2 or 3 days without having a wank (even when iam having regular sex) and iam now nearly 35!...when i 1st discovered its pleasures i would have 5 + a day on a good day lol

Give it up Now or you will look like my Avatar!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Noooooo I couldnt possibly give it up!!!!! It keeps me fit and healthy thats why i look like my avatar :lol:
Quote by flapjackboy
I couldnt imagine not wanking, i discovered its pleasures early in life and still enjoy them very much now. Since the age of 13 i dont think i have went longer than 2 or 3 days without having a wank (even when iam having regular sex) and iam now nearly 35!...when i 1st discovered its pleasures i would have 5 + a day on a good day lol

You're typing this on a braille keyboard then, I take it? :mrgreen:
:lol: if wanking made you go blind I would of went blind years ago ! rolleyes
I couldnt imagine not wanking, i discovered its pleasures early in life and still enjoy them very much now. Since the age of 13 i dont think i have went longer than 2 or 3 days without having a wank (even when iam having regular sex) and iam now nearly 35!...when i 1st discovered its pleasures i would have 5 + a day on a good day lol
oooo, hijack >> the kid is back, where ya been hiding? >>>> end hijack
signs?? what signs?? unless its spelt out in sodding neon pink, subtlety is not one of my forte's
have a habit of over-analysing everything - so, I either 'see' things that arnt there and make a complete twat of myself.... or I'm as blind as a bat! rolleyes
Hi Darkfire hows you ? nice to know ive been missed lol
I have been hanging about in the background just been busy of late thats all.
:welcome: to sh
Iam in a long term relationship and dont have a problem finding fun, i havnt on this site/forum yet but then again i havnt approached anybody as yet smile
Calling other users of this site/forum timewasters is not going to help you on your search though making friends might wink
I have a habit of missing these signs, signals what ever you want to call them. I usually click on afterwards and kick myself for it lol
I smell double standards here, choking up the forums with pointless threads and all that lol
TART 1... informal sexually provocative or promiscuous woman
TART 2... pie or flan with sweet filling
I prefer number 2 after nice main meal and number 1 after 10 pints and a kebab lol
Seriously though it depends on the occasion every hot blooded guy likes a short skirt and nice legs!