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bisto__kid
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · County Durham

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Quote by warwick
Its not that Im not photogenic thats the problem its that Im ugly rolleyes :roll:
I know what you mean though in all honesty , my lady friend is a really pretty woman but she doesnt look as good in photos confused:
it is strange
Ive met socially with a few people off this site and to be honest they looked pretty much as I had expected
gorgeous :twisted: :twisted:

Some people look gorgeous photographed and are actually very plain in person and vice versa :?
Quote by Baggy Boy
Iam not very photogenic sad I have met people of the internet who have said blymey you look much better than you do on your pictures! I have also met people of the internet who look nothing like they do on there pictures. The problem is initially when trying to get to meet people on the internet pictures are what your judged by !

Not photogenic !!! is that you on the avatar, you could come and photgene me anytime
No thats not me its a cartoon and i believe being a male i wouldnt be your type rotflmao
Iam not very photogenic sad I have met people of the internet who have said blymey you look much better than you do on your pictures! I have also met people of the internet who look nothing like they do on there pictures. The problem is initially when trying to get to meet people on the internet pictures are what your judged by !
Sometimes sex in long term relationships / marriages can get boring no matter how good the partner is for allsorts of reasons. But in all other aspects of the relationship / marriage everything is fine. So either arguements start or they come to an arrangment i.e. open relationship or one partner turns a blind eye to whats going on and doesnt want to have other partners themselfs. They know but dont want to know and what they dont know doesnt hurt them. I am not agreeing or disagreeing with having sex behind a partners back but its not always as black and white as it seems!
Quote by RedHot
Hi, Just a nosey survey, Just for fun.....
Have you used anything wierd to masturbate with??? wink
Paul.

Well since I'm nosey too . . . why don't you start by telling us if you have? :P
Perhaps a mod could move this into the Cafe, since it's not about arranging a meet :wink:
Tracy-Jayne
:thumbup: I second that.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
oi don't you be waving yer ass at me....unless u want it filling ;)
:lol2:

you can kiss it yes biggrin , fill it noooooo lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I thought this subject would of led to a more indepth disscusion than this rolleyes

thing is this subjects been done a million times, so to the more long tearm regular users its a bit old hate now you can only reply to a post on the same subject so many times b4 you get bored of it.
I did a search and couldnt find anything confused
Search again. There have been several threads on this, even very recently.
I have to say it is a boring topic but I've lost my keys so left this open for people to hijak.... we need some good hijaks for the awards, don't you know lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
The search button is supposed to be your friend :roll:
Feel free to hijack threads nearly dead anyway :P
:violin:
:kissmyarse: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
I thought this subject would of led to a more indepth disscusion than this rolleyes

thing is this subjects been done a million times, so to the more long tearm regular users its a bit old hate now you can only reply to a post on the same subject so many times b4 you get bored of it.
I did a search and couldnt find anything confused
Search again. There have been several threads on this, even very recently.
I have to say it is a boring topic but I've lost my keys so left this open for people to hijak.... we need some good hijaks for the awards, don't you know lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
The search button is supposed to be your friend :roll:
Feel free to hijack threads nearly dead anyway :P
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I thought this subject would of led to a more indepth disscusion than this rolleyes

thing is this subjects been done a million times, so to the more long tearm regular users its a bit old hate now you can only reply to a post on the same subject so many times b4 you get bored of it.
I did a search and couldnt find anything confused
Quote by M&P cpl
Before what?
Do you mean - did I find it by myself? Answer: no (but I wish I did biggrin it's really great! )
xxx
M

Yes thats what i meant smile
Quote by M&P cpl
It's really easy to find women's G-spot (especially after some foreplay). Mine was found by one man so far... I found the man, he found my G-spot and he's my huuby now (guess - why ;) ).
xxx
M

Had you had any experience with it before that ?
Quote by mattmoleman
If you don't have a pee for a while and your bladder fills up then this can actually stimulate your g-spot for you. This is one reason why men 'suffer' from morning glory.
May want to be careful on the ejaculation though, full bladder, losing control of muscles, may end up being a lot more covered in liquid than first thought. hump blast

I didnt know that about morning glory those morning hard ons make sense now lol.....judging by the response to this thread it seems to me like the G spot is a very underused tool during sex ( bet i get jumped on for saying that :shock: ) I wonder how many men or women would admit to knowing nothing or very little about the G spot and how to use it? I admit to knowing little apart from knowing where a womens is!(i do try) and what ive read about it. Iam eager to learn and i do try though lol
The G spot the myths and truths..... I admit i have little knowledge of my own and am not keen on fingers up my bum so it has never been stimulated for me during sex redface I do stimulate a womens while having sex. Iam just interested to know about peoples thoughts and eperiences about the G spot. Do u like it stimulted during sex, do you use it yourself during maturbation, does it give stronger better or just different orgasms etc etc
Quote by postie
my mother trapped mine when i was 5y/o.
had to suffer the indignation of being circumsized ever since.... redface

Snap ive never done it but my mother did mad lol
Your mother trapped her foreskin in her flies?? :shock:
bolt
rotflmao i will rephrase that my mother caught my forskin in my flies while zipping them up for me when i was a young boy
Quote by 34fun
my mother trapped mine when i was 5y/o.
had to suffer the indignation of being circumsized ever since.... redface

Snap ive never done it but my mother did mad lol
Quote by romus
Come on lads,how many have you caught your foreskin in your flies.I have once in a pub toilet full of me it skinheads just fell about one big fucking mean skinhead come over to me,I thought I'm finished here,"What's up mate he" foreskin."Hold on" he said and back with a can."This will do it mate"he spayed the area,fuck me it was took hold of the zipper and said.
"After 3, I shall pull the zipper" "1,2".Bang,on the count of 2 he pulled the zipper with all his relief when my foreskin fell three."There you go mate,it looks like you have done no damage".Be a bit sore but be I brought him a drink and remained good friends Turns out that he was a never tell by looks can you.

rotflmao good story
I think everybody has had sex they didnt enjoy "BAD SEX" maybe as suggested in a 1 night stand or with a partner they didnt really click with. But as we get older we get to know what we like where to find it and more importantly how to avoid what we dont like!
Quote by taysha
Did you know that most keyboards can be put in the dishwasher to be cleaned? You need to make sure it's properly dry before using again but I'm told it works a treat.
I've never actually done this myself. But then I've never spilt sticky fluids over my keys.

rotflmao
New keyboards can be bought for £10 or less
What gets me about this subject is people who have millions now and live in the lap of luxury have always seemed to have had a "bad childhood" sharon osbourne is the 1st who springs to mind. They rub how rich and famous they are in your face but always seem to have had a "bad childhood"
No matter how bad things get in my experience there is always someone worse of than yourself and if its that bad it can only get better.
I remember it causing a bit of a storm when it was on tv because of the gay sex scenes. I watched a couple of episodes but never really got into it. The guy with the dark hair was very promiscuous if i remember rightly.
Quote by Jake1982
Hiya all
my question is would u rather have a ferrari car wiv a lada engine or a lada car wiv a ferrari engine? confused :? :? :? :?

I think he meant to say would you rather have a beautiful partner who is a crap shag or a ugly partner who is a demon between the sheets :?
Bad breath deffinatly :uhoh:
Bad hygeine in the underwear region :uhoh:
under arm BO :uhoh:
I find the smell of my gf feet a bit of a turn on, why? i havnt a clue confused
If you click on them they can be saved and used by yourself. Iam not sure where you get them tho i just scrounged mine of others i chated to.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
My lack of self confidence hinders my performance.....
to be honest i don't look at my best naked :lol2: and because i am so self concious about what i look like it really does stop be from letting go and enjoying myself, i just spend the whole time thinking about how bad i must look to the other person confused

Least you dont have to worry about loosing an erection redface and iam sure you look stunning naked, beauty is in the eye of the beholder wink
no i have to worry about them not loosing an erection :lol2:
rotflmao i never thought of it that way.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
My lack of self confidence hinders my performance.....
to be honest i don't look at my best naked :lol2: and because i am so self concious about what i look like it really does stop be from letting go and enjoying myself, i just spend the whole time thinking about how bad i must look to the other person confused

Least you dont have to worry about loosing an erection redface and iam sure you look stunning naked, beauty is in the eye of the beholder wink