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bisto__kid
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · County Durham
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Quote by rogerthedragon
All I am going to say is WTF??
Why have you joined to post this?
To my mind this is a pointless post, we dont know you, you're not a swinger, we all know stuff like this happens.
You seem like someone with an axe to grind and in my opinion you should take it elsewhere!
Roger the Dragon.
Yes i agree with that but kept quiet coz i keep getting wrong for being sarky or stating the obvious as i see it !
Quote by Amber
I just cannot get into the swing of the chatroom at all!!....Its so fast paced and you often get ignored while everyone who knows each other are chatting away.
It would be nice if someone could make an effort to welcome the newer chatters to help them become more involved!
Snap...... I carnt touch type so miss half of whats written on screen because have to look down while i type
and basicly i just carnt get into the swing of chatrooms much prefer 1 to 1 converstations on msn and such like Quote by EagerSlut
It's struck me in my travels around the country and the............er............research that I've carried out in certain laybyshow some peeps present themselves well and others are just, well frankly, slobs. :shock: :shock: :shock:
None of us have any say in what we were given when we were born and, as yet, it's not possible to trade your body in for a new model. However, there is a certain amount we can do to enhance our good bits and draw attention away from our less attractive areas.
I think the elements that are important here are personality, body presentation, and clothes (not necessarily in that order).
I'm no spring chicken any longerand I've certainly abused my body heartily during my lifetime through overindulgence in tobacco, alcohol, sleep deprivation, poor diet etc., etc,.) but on the whole I'm not in bad shape and certainly I'm frequently taken for being younger than in fact I really am
:D
I have to make the most of what I've got which I try to do in the way I present myself to others both in vanilla RL and in Eagerworld.
In vanilla RL I'm sometimes a slob, especially when I've been on the road for a few days. For obvious reasons I tend to avoid the showers in MSAs and Truck Stops in this country because there is no privacy (unlike many of their continental equivalents) and I don't think my Eager Birthdaysuit would go down too well with some str8 peeps who might be a bit shocked or try to give me a hard time because of their prejudices and insecurities. For this reason I strip wash in my truck so I still manage to keep myself relatively clean and fresh.
Some of the peeps I meet in my laybys are, frankly, mingers, so they get very little (if anything) from me. I'm only a minger by the end of a good evening/nights fun!ops: :oops: :oops:
Some peeps by contrast are well-dressed, clean, smell fresh and generally take the trouble to appear attractive and nice to go with :censored:
What are your observations and experiences in this respect?
Am I being too discerning for a slut? Should I .......um........just accept whatever turns up, and ......er........think of England? :shock: :shock: :shock: :undecided:
UES :rascal:
No......... just because your a "slut" doesnt mean you shouldnt expect someone to be clean and presentable if your gona have sex with them. If nothing else its basic manners to be clean in such circumstances.
Quote by dargento
allow me to retorte......
i cant think of any medium which can be attached to the plethora of size of person/cock......
but even if it was established that there was....what about being able to use it etc.....having a massive appendage doesnt make you a great lover does it...i mean what about size of tongue for that matter......knowing when and where to touch/tease....
the experiences go on and on and we are all different.......some ask for 10 inches some prefer smaller.......maybe if a guy had 5 inches he has learned different techniques to satisfy his partner.........
i perosnally wouldnt consider myself a small person either in stature or 1 eyed snake department but i think more of the mutual fun to be had which includes more parts of the body than just a cock or the female equivalent ........
does that make it easier???
Wise words dargento. To satisfying a lady it takes more than just a big dick !!!!!!! Iam slightly above average in the trouser department but wouldnt fool myself into thinking iam the worlds best shag because of this. I have been told by women if a guy is to big and he doesnt know how to use it very well it can be a painfull experience for them.
and settle in.Quote by lancyuk
just a general question really, and i dont mean turn ons and turn offs specifically.
recently i have noticed that after leaving a 2 year relationship where we didnt use condoms, to now using them regularly i find it slightly off putting and a little odd.....sometimes with the associated loss of performance.
also although i am not normally a nervous person, new scenarios tend to give me butterflies which also has a similar side effect.
at the moment im under the impression that drinking coffee also knocks my sex drive in half.....but this may just be in my head.
ok, that was a little more honest than i wanted it to be, but there ya go.......anyone else have similar things....or others?
I agree using condoms when you are not use to them can have a effect on your perormance especially if its with a new partner who your trying to impress. It puts unwanted pressure on you and can take away the relaxed feeling.
Quote by spurter
Anyone managed to hit the ceiling with their cum.
I did once when I was sharing a girl with another lad. He wasn't far off either.
In my younger years if i pulled out to cum from the missionary position i could hit the lucky lady on the chin but these days sadly i just reach the belly button if iam lucky her breasts
Quote by me n her
you would off thought the size off a guy would reflect the size off his dick ,not so .meet,a few guys who where lagre guys and thought darling you in for the ride off life (not) .and whats with these guys who dont get hard but still cum .wife had 1 to many off please feel free to rip the p s out off this :twisted:
What a load of bollocks
A gf of mine is a waitress on a weekend at a restaraunt. Anything they make in tips is put into a pot which is shared out at the end of the month by the owner. They never get what they are supossed to and if they complain the owner replies "if your not happy find another job". Now if i tip i would expect it to go to the person i tipped no exceptions. Things like this make me 
They all need there jobs so keep there mouths shut. Situations like this would stop me from tipping !
They all need there jobs so keep there mouths shut. Situations like this would stop me from tipping ! Quote by teppic
never, ever ever try to understand women, just nod in agreement with them, go along with everything they say, feed them lots and lots of chocolate and you will be fine.
i dont understand how a colour television works, and, after many attempts at fixing one, came to the conclusion, it was too complicated for me.
women are more complicated by a 1000 times, the greatest minds in the world have all tried and failed.
give up on the idea...
now waits for the flack...........................
Some wise words there teppic
Quote by BedsJames
HI everyone
I've had some personal issues come up in my life today which means that I won't be hanging around the site for a while. I don't want to go into what they are in here but want to thank you all for such a warm welcome and for making me feel so at home.
Sadly, I feel I need to deal with these other issues without any distraction.
Thanks to all those who contacted me.
:welcome: goodbye slightly
Hands up to all those who contacted him
