Quote by TallSexyLondon
Interesting - have heard that before - might have to get the clippers out - any ideas why?
No and to think i was dreading going bald when i was a kid
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bisto__kid
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
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Quote by GenHertsCpl
I love corsets too, being small waisted and big hipped, they make me look even more curvy......
btw im 34 / 27 / 39 without a corset on
lol
Your hips and bum look good to me
Thanks, not bad after two kids huh :wink:
Corsets do look good but some people do take the look too far by supposedly having their lower ribs removed (alledgely: Jlo, Cher and Marilyn Manson so he could performautofellatio lol).
Dont fancy the look of this thou, saw her on TV not long ago:-
:uhoh:
I know what fellatio means but "auto fellatio" could you enlighten me plz
That pic is horrible (runs to the toilet to be sick) :lol:
Quote by ChairmanMiaow
A lady came into the club i was working at on saturday night with a corset on, i asked her what her waist size was 23 inchs she replied. Blymey the average guy has a bigger measurment than that on 1 thigh. She wasnt really petite either made her boobs look massive tho thats how she caught my attention
My girlfriend's got a 23 inch waist and has never worn a corset
The point is this girl wasnt petite she was about 5'5 had big boobs, a lovely curvy bum infact curvy all over. Some girls will have a 23 inch waist if there small and petite.
A lady came into the club i was working at on saturday night with a corset on, i asked her what her waist size was 23 inchs she replied. Blymey the average guy has a bigger measurment than that on 1 thigh. She wasnt really petite either made her boobs look massive tho thats how she caught my attention
Quote by Darkfire
Excuse me for being naive but what does VANILLA STYLE mean ?
as in...when you're out on a 'normal' night out with mates - and not in a potential 'swinging' situation or out with 'swingers'.
although I'd hasten to add the whole invading someone's personal space without invitation applies also to swinging situations, if not even more so!
Thanx for explaining that Darkfire
Quote by Irish_Chopper
Shit I never new I was giving off sub-consious aroma's please indulge me further in this theroy
Its a hard 1 to disguise if you are single and havent had a shag for a while and i would say pawing a lady before you get signals off her is a dead give away. Usualy if she is interested she will start to touch you 1st suttle (not sure how to spell that) as it may be.
Well having a nylon fetish i like both stockings and tights, as the saying go's " a change is as good as a rest " I like nothing better than to rip a hole in the crutch of a womens tights and give her a rampant seeing to. Then again if the mood takes me i like to gently lick around a womens stocking tops before i give her a more sensual and gentle seeing to
Quote by Darkfire
Iam a doorman doe's that count ?
it counts for me :twisted: ........but ya have to look like a stereotypical doorman I'm afraid - blade one all over- rolls of carpets under arms....52 inch chest.....32 inch biceps....thighs like tree trunks and an ass that could crush walnuts.....
so, do you count? :twisted:
WOW :shock: my chest is around 48, arms are no where near that my thighs are tho :lol: i guess i look like the stereotypical doorman and i do martial arts to
so do i count?
First of all my commiserations for having your mother in law staying with you, all i can say is your a braver man than me if your even considering staring at your mother in laws bits. I shudder and cringe at the thought of staring at my mother in laws bits. Oh dear i think iam gona be sick :!:
