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bisto__kid
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · County Durham

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Yes defo hijacked lol Iam ducking out of this 1 to much flirting going on things are getting heated gona grab a cold shower pmsl
givemeahug your welcome my dear, I look forward to your new avatar in anticipation. If you were to give me a look 1st i would give you my opinion on how good it is lol
I thought this was a swingers forum confused
Not a forum on how to improve your gramma ! lol
well givemeahug if i lived a little closer to you i would of sent u a pm so that would of been 3 does that count lol
Quote by givemeahug
Well can i admit yes im a lonely bored housewife....i only have one child and yes im looking for a job but once the housework is done i sit down and yes im bored and yes sort of frustated sexually too redface
Now i would like some fun lol and coming here again after sooooooooooo long has cheered me up but i still get frustated cause i read the stories surprisedops: got to get a f buddy wink

Givemeahug's pm box sudenly becomes full with offers lol
Boltonlad has flushed out the bored housewives but he now has lots of competition for there affections sad
Quote by HornyRed
Bored housewifes! I get a picture in my mind of a mature women more mature than me that is lol wearing a skirt with stockings and suspenders on underneath as hot and horny as a june bride ready and waiting to school me sexually. Guess ive read to manny porn mags as a young fella wink

Yes you have :wanker:
Nice of you to call me a wanker :!: :cry:
:wanker: refers to you reading porn as a young boy, not calling you a wanker so chill :wink:
Was hoping you meant that just checking biggrin
Quote by HornyRed
Bored housewifes! I get a picture in my mind of a mature women more mature than me that is lol wearing a skirt with stockings and suspenders on underneath as hot and horny as a june bride ready and waiting to school me sexually. Guess ive read to manny porn mags as a young fella wink

Yes you have :wanker:
Nice of you to call me a wanker :!: :cry:
Bored housewifes! I get a picture in my mind of a mature women more mature than me that is lol wearing a skirt with stockings and suspenders on underneath as hot and horny as a june bride ready and waiting to school me sexually. Guess ive read to manny porn mags as a young fella wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
now i'm quessing they would be in and out b4 you can blink lol

Well IMO i would say they were being selfish if they didnt attempt to satisfy your needs even quickly :lol:
Quote by naughtynymphos1

Sometimes I dont orgasm quickly due to different reasons, why should that stop my man from enjoying himself? Like I said, as long as it isn't a regular thing then I'm fine with it!

i think the difference there is your talking about 'your man' but that i assum you mean your own partner as apposed to a swinging m8, in that case sometimes you do have quickies and for whatever reason you may not cum and i supposed that is acceptable, but if i met a guy off here wether is was after a quick shag for not i would expect him to put some effort into making me cum
If you met a guy of here thats pre arranged so thats slightly different to the quick shag which iam describing. But yes i agree if its those circumstances you would expect the guy to put an effort into making you cum smile
Some women have the ability to reach orgasm very quickly (within a minute or minutes), others carnt orgasm so quickly everybody is slightly different. So if its a quick shag and the women is the latter and u cum 1st and she doesnt have u been selfish?
Quote by bluexxx

By milking i meant getting yourself to the point where its starting to feel nice and your gona cum but then stoping yourself therefor making that nice feeling last even longer.

And your point is?
Isn't that just a sensible thing to do? And very selfish too hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
lol
There isnt a point you put the question mark next to milking, i was just telling you what i meant smile
Quote by bluexxx
Not necessarily. She might not want to cum and might be saving it for the next guy in the queue.
Just a thought innocent
:lol2:

pmsl
Why's that funny? It works for me :thumbup:
By milking an orgasm like that, do u not find it hard to orgasm quickly if u want to ?
"Milking"? confused
I can cum very quickly.... less than a minute, tried and tested, do it every night...... but that would be boring in a group........... why not save it, there's no rush if there's a queue waiting ---- much better to wait til the cum shower methinks hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
:rascal:
By milking i meant getting yourself to the point where its starting to feel nice and your gona cum but then stoping yourself therefor making that nice feeling last even longer.
Quote by bluexxx
Not necessarily. She might not want to cum and might be saving it for the next guy in the queue.
Just a thought innocent
:lol2:

pmsl
Why's that funny? It works for me :thumbup:
By milking an orgasm like that, do u not find it hard to orgasm quickly if u want to ?
Quote by bluexxx
Not necessarily. She might not want to cum and might be saving it for the next guy in the queue.
Just a thought innocent
:lol2:

pmsl
when having sex is a man being selfish if he hasnt made sure his partner (female) has reached orgasm? For instance the mood takes it and you fancy a shag you have to be quick which there could be any amount of reasons for which we all know, away you go man cums quickly because he has to or even wants to because of excitment has he been selfish? If there is plenty of time and he doesnt make sure his partner has orgasmed or at least been sexually fulfilled i would say yes he has been selfish.
Quote by mattmoleman
Surely watching is the safest sex going. wink

lol ive got to agree with that, but can watching actually be classed as having sex confused
Sounds like you guys had a good time wish i coulda made it but sadly i work saturday nights sad
Be carefull not to upset the ladys of this forum or they will gang up on you !!!! hmmm is that a good or a bad thing confused
lol
Quote by duncanlondon
Don't think any of us can read your posting.
Touch your screen and you'll feel the braille.

pmsl
but i do know that gettin cramp in your toes- foot at the point of orgasm (whilst the fem on top and doesnt want to move!!!) is a fecking nightmare lol

I can second that, i also get a similar cramp during wanking lol
me of course rolleyes

well hurry up then i will have the kettle on ready and of coarse the right under wear but iam afraid were gona have to come to an agreement on the copyright wink
I have in the bedroom wink and its six and two threes in my opinion lol sorry didnt take no pic'c tho sad
Meeting someone new off the internet is'nt much different to meeting someone new in a pub or club apart from you dont get the initial body language or gut reaction what youy get in meeting someone in the flesh. fast or slow is upto the individual i think.
I would'nt know the exact figure's and percentages but more women seem to wear tights than stockings (unless its for specific bedroom antics) so are tights more comfy than stockings or just more practical? Women seem to either love or hate wearing nylons as everyday clothes, but if u ask nicely they will wear them to turn u on in the bedroom or where ever lol
Ive always been a big fan of stockings and tights (pantyhose as they call them the other side of the pond) . Ever since i can remember i have looked at womens legs to see if they had nylon on then wondered to myself are they stockings or tights. why are they such a turn on for men and do females bi ,straight or lesbian find the flash of a stocking top and nylon coverd legs such a turn as some men do?
What a minefield this topic turned out to be! some interesting views, theory's and opinions on the female orgasm notice i missed the word elusive off this time lol thanx for all the feedback guys.