My, you've been busy - well done on organising this Lucy! I might be able to make it across from Edinburgh - may I join you all?
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blissed
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 61
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Quote by mattmoleman
And a big hello to blissed. Not really chatted to you but I am glad we can have a chance now.
Hello to you too! Yep, looks like I'm back with the digital blethering
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Hope everybody is well. Can't really be ar*ed with going through the hundreds of posts. I only left because of the ill feelings to everybody. Now when can we start doing the good feelings to everybody?
So have you lot been fighting while I've been gone? Has there been pram-related toy-outing? No, don't tell me. What's plain is that there's so wonderful stuff happening too. I see Blue Eyes is back too - hello sweetie :love:
:love: 
Been away for a while myself so I just found out the wonderful news tonight - heartiest congratulations to you both!! Fantastic news. Honestly, you take your eye off the ball for a nanosecond (OK, a few months) and suddenly fecundity is everywhere.
And I bet some bugger's cleaned the GFZ fridge out off raspberry beer. Never mind - it's the company that counts. Hello guys, I've missed you.
And I bet some bugger's cleaned the GFZ fridge out off raspberry beer. Never mind - it's the company that counts. Hello guys, I've missed you.
Once you've got it in your head that she said fuck, it might be pretty difficult to hear it properly if she actually said muck. I had the same thing with the chorus of Rhinestone Cowboy for many years - where it says '...and offers coming over the phone, I thought it said 'old folks coming over the phone'. Eeww.
Quote by Archangel
I never said that my or my belief to please a woman is having a big penis and not doing anything other then slam her, I said thats what many women say they want. I belive in foreplay and oral and sexual pampering and I appluade and respect those women that do like that.
True, but you did rather come across as believing that. Also, if your use of language was clearer, it'd be a lot more obvious what you actually did mean. That's not a dig or a judgement or an insult, by the way, just an observation.
BTW, hope you enjoyed your Friday evening
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So this is the frirendly welcoming forum to get onvloved in and find freids??? I voice and opinion and get insulted for it????
Friends do sometimes indulge in friendly banter - there's plenty of that goes on here. No need to get defensive.
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I am well aware of the fact that the majority of women orgasam through oral and and foreplay rather then penatration yes.
To be honest, you did seem to be saying quite the opposite a lot of the time.
Arti, you're right about Once Upon A Time In The West.
Also, Rutger Hauer's dying speech in Blade Runner - which he apparently pretty much made up on the spot.
And the huge pie fight at the end of Bugsy Malone.
And the bit in Hannah And Her Sisters with that sublime e e cummings poem whose last verse goes
(i do not know what it is about you that closes
and opens
nly something in me understands
the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)
nobody,not even the rain,has such small hands
Also, Rutger Hauer's dying speech in Blade Runner - which he apparently pretty much made up on the spot.
And the huge pie fight at the end of Bugsy Malone.
And the bit in Hannah And Her Sisters with that sublime e e cummings poem whose last verse goes
(i do not know what it is about you that closes
and opens
nly something in me understandsthe voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)
nobody,not even the rain,has such small hands
Quote by Sappho
Any man with an erection can have sex, but if he doesn't know how to use it he may as well stick with a bread bag and a tin of swarfega.
Sappho xxx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That's quite an image. Sappho, you are not only divine, but wickedly eloquent with it.
Oh, and there's this, er, mate of mine that wants to know if you put the swarfega in the bag or the other way about...
*takes deep breath*
Dusty Springfield, Curtis Mayfield, Prince, Hendrix, Abba, David Sylvian, The Clash, The Stranglers, Siouxsie and the Banshees, John Coltrane, Tallis, Vaugh Williams, Beethoven, Giovanni Gabrieli, John Blow, Schubert, Suede, Velvet Underground, Bowie, Planxty, Throbbing Gristle, Kraftwerk, early Human League, Joy Division, Scott Walker, Echo and the Bunnymen...
And Frankie Goes To Hollywood's version of Born To Run beats the tits off Springsteen's original (scurries off to find secure hiding place)
Dusty Springfield, Curtis Mayfield, Prince, Hendrix, Abba, David Sylvian, The Clash, The Stranglers, Siouxsie and the Banshees, John Coltrane, Tallis, Vaugh Williams, Beethoven, Giovanni Gabrieli, John Blow, Schubert, Suede, Velvet Underground, Bowie, Planxty, Throbbing Gristle, Kraftwerk, early Human League, Joy Division, Scott Walker, Echo and the Bunnymen...
And Frankie Goes To Hollywood's version of Born To Run beats the tits off Springsteen's original (scurries off to find secure hiding place)
Hey Anais, :welcome:
As you'll have noticed in other folk in these here parts, now you've tried it, you'll discover you like it. In no time flat you'll be fully addicted. Soon you'll find yourself filling your supermarket trolley with air freshener for the GFZ.
Note to the Sarge: redouble the guard. There may be trouble ahead.
As you'll have noticed in other folk in these here parts, now you've tried it, you'll discover you like it. In no time flat you'll be fully addicted. Soon you'll find yourself filling your supermarket trolley with air freshener for the GFZ.
Note to the Sarge: redouble the guard. There may be trouble ahead.
newbiestudent, remember the bard's words - "Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds." It sounds like it was a pretext rather than the real reason.
Still, as a general point, if anyone says completely out of the blue to their partner, 'Right, I'm going to start swinging,' it could be pretty undermining...
Still, as a general point, if anyone says completely out of the blue to their partner, 'Right, I'm going to start swinging,' it could be pretty undermining...
Not for me thanks either - I daren't even follow that link :shock:
MrFC - I think you hit it on the head, it would take all the spontaneity out of life. I just realised that as well as the fact that it would be very scary to find out it was soon, if it turned out I had another 60 years, I would get even lazier and more complacent than I am now...
*summons up effort to hit the 'submit' button*
MrFC - I think you hit it on the head, it would take all the spontaneity out of life. I just realised that as well as the fact that it would be very scary to find out it was soon, if it turned out I had another 60 years, I would get even lazier and more complacent than I am now...
*summons up effort to hit the 'submit' button*
