Hi,
40's Bi guy on a business trip to Herefordshire Staying overnight on the 10th in hotel.
Looking for FUN of any kind with Couple, Female or Male.....
can accommodate
Please check out my profile, and if you like what you see drop me a line...:-)
Thanks
Andy
P.S. Will be checking my mail regularly throughout the day..
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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 62
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Warming the Bed
I have a 2 acre lawn, and fight a constant battle with moles, recently got up one morning to find 18 huge molehills had appeared in one night.
I've tried every kind of mole scarer, setting my own traps, allsorts of old wives remedies but to no avail..
Now I pay a guy to catch them, he's a real old country farmer, a right character, but Boy he's good... last year he caught 2 with his bare hands whilst setting traps..
The 18 molehills that appeared overnight appear to have been the work of ONE mole.. (he got caught the next day, and released somewhere a long way away), and since then we have been mole hill free again.. until next time..
My guy charges me £20 quid per episode...
My advice.. get the yellow pages, look up farmers, and start ringing round the smaller ones, asking if they know any mole catchers..
Good Luck..
I've tried every kind of mole scarer, setting my own traps, allsorts of old wives remedies but to no avail..
Now I pay a guy to catch them, he's a real old country farmer, a right character, but Boy he's good... last year he caught 2 with his bare hands whilst setting traps..
The 18 molehills that appeared overnight appear to have been the work of ONE mole.. (he got caught the next day, and released somewhere a long way away), and since then we have been mole hill free again.. until next time..
My guy charges me £20 quid per episode...
My advice.. get the yellow pages, look up farmers, and start ringing round the smaller ones, asking if they know any mole catchers..
Good Luck..
Warming the Bed
Went there in 2002, did 1 week at each or the two Sandals resorts in we had high hopes of meeting another couple ( or more) for some fun, but sorry to say we had no luck. There was no hint of any swinging activity at all, and the people in general didn't seem very "swingish".
Not wishing to put a damper on it, 'cos all in all we had a great holiday, but it was very very full of Americans, who were being very American...
Hope you have more luck than we did, it's the most beautiful place you can imagine for it, if you find it...!
regards
Andy
Not wishing to put a damper on it, 'cos all in all we had a great holiday, but it was very very full of Americans, who were being very American...
Hope you have more luck than we did, it's the most beautiful place you can imagine for it, if you find it...!
regards
Andy
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Saw this house name sign in the lakes last weekend.. can't imagine what the owners were thinking. but they were obviously very proud of it.. it had 3 separate name plates in different places... maybe a retired porn star lives there...!!!!
I just had to stop and take a pic of my lady friend posing with the sign
(Sorry to have to crop her out of the pic, but she's known to quite few people on here, and I wouldn't post without her express permisiion.. )
B.T.W. we had a great night at a themed hotel called Aphrodites in Bowness, not cheap at £60 a head, but excellent service + great fun... 4 man hot tub outside on the terrace and massive spa bath in the room, which had an Egyptian theme, (lots of props for photos...:-) )
I just had to stop and take a pic of my lady friend posing with the sign
(Sorry to have to crop her out of the pic, but she's known to quite few people on here, and I wouldn't post without her express permisiion.. )
B.T.W. we had a great night at a themed hotel called Aphrodites in Bowness, not cheap at £60 a head, but excellent service + great fun... 4 man hot tub outside on the terrace and massive spa bath in the room, which had an Egyptian theme, (lots of props for photos...:-) )
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Once took a girl from work on a car pickup whilst I was working as a car salesman many many years ago.. had to pick up a brand new Capri 3100 rs from Newcastle and bring it down to Preston..
This girl was mad for it, BJ on the train on the way up there, shaggin in the loos on the train, and then after picking up the car, we were on the A1 southbound she started again.... rainy day .. bad heater, steamed up windows etc, so eventually I kind of did a semi emergency stop over on the shoulder and she went for it. things got very heated, just shot my load when horns started sounding.. wiped the window and looked out to find that we had rolled into the carriageway, and were blocking both lanes.. surrounded by truck drivers p*ssing themselves laughing... In my haste I hadn't bothered to put on the handbrake...
Fortunately this was in the 70's, and rather than getting mad they had stopped and got out to see what was the matter, and seeing us at it in the car, they just stood around waiting for us to finish...<lol> Dogging and and road rage weren't invented back then..!
This girl was mad for it, BJ on the train on the way up there, shaggin in the loos on the train, and then after picking up the car, we were on the A1 southbound she started again.... rainy day .. bad heater, steamed up windows etc, so eventually I kind of did a semi emergency stop over on the shoulder and she went for it. things got very heated, just shot my load when horns started sounding.. wiped the window and looked out to find that we had rolled into the carriageway, and were blocking both lanes.. surrounded by truck drivers p*ssing themselves laughing... In my haste I hadn't bothered to put on the handbrake...
Fortunately this was in the 70's, and rather than getting mad they had stopped and got out to see what was the matter, and seeing us at it in the car, they just stood around waiting for us to finish...<lol> Dogging and and road rage weren't invented back then..!
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Doing the numbers can be quite frightening if you're a serious swinger..
I'm not offering a life total.. But my wife and I did one time work out how many different people we had been "intimate with" in the first year of our marriage. ( approx 12 years ago)
Bear in mind that we were attending or hosting swinging parties possibly every other week, plus doing quite a few club nights..
We counted up separate individuals, (not counting a person twice who either of us were intimate with at two separate parties) My total for the year was 64, and my wife's tally for the same period was twice that, and a bit.. ( Women always do seem to have more fun..) We attended the same parties and events but she had more partners per event.
(Our calculations didn't include fem on fem contact or the figures would have been a lot higher)
That year was a particularly "good one', but if you lived that lifestyle on a long term basis.. the numbers really could get quite serious....!
I'm not offering a life total.. But my wife and I did one time work out how many different people we had been "intimate with" in the first year of our marriage. ( approx 12 years ago)
Bear in mind that we were attending or hosting swinging parties possibly every other week, plus doing quite a few club nights..
We counted up separate individuals, (not counting a person twice who either of us were intimate with at two separate parties) My total for the year was 64, and my wife's tally for the same period was twice that, and a bit.. ( Women always do seem to have more fun..) We attended the same parties and events but she had more partners per event.
(Our calculations didn't include fem on fem contact or the figures would have been a lot higher)
That year was a particularly "good one', but if you lived that lifestyle on a long term basis.. the numbers really could get quite serious....!
Warming the Bed
Giving out mobile no's and access codes might be the thing of the future..
Simply text Joanne 1234 to 08xx xxxx xxxx, and Imagine her bussing her way through the supermarket <lol>
( premium rates apply..Calls cost per second, average call length 6 hours)
Gives a (w)hole new meaning to sorry wrong number...!
Mods edit: we know it was a spoof number - but someone would dial it!
Simply text Joanne 1234 to 08xx xxxx xxxx, and Imagine her bussing her way through the supermarket <lol>
( premium rates apply..Calls cost per second, average call length 6 hours)
Gives a (w)hole new meaning to sorry wrong number...!
Mods edit: we know it was a spoof number - but someone would dial it!
Warming the Bed
I have often had the pleasure of accompanying a lady out, whilst she was "wired for pleasure' and remote controlled from a key fob in my pocket..
Then today, whilst hunting for something completely different, I found this...
, and though I had found the ultimate toy..
it's a remote controlled vibrator, that is operated via bluetooth from a mobile phone.
Controlled by sending txt messages to the person wearing it.. different messages give different durations, patterns and level of vibration..
The key fob kind is very limited in range, and i loved the idea of being able to control it from anywhere by text..
However it appears that the recipient has to open the text message, and enter a password before the phone will send the instruction to the vibrator...
So you may as well ring them up and tell them to turn it on... No fun at all..
Hopefully the manufacturers will see the error in their design, and move the access code to the senders end...
Anyway back to the original thread..
Get one ..!
Hours of endless pleasure... going out to the pub or for dinner or shopping will never be the same again...! Sunday lunch at the in laws...WoW...
and No.... they aren't noisy, well not that noisy... maybe turn the telly up a little bit at the mother in laws..!
The lady in question may not be that quiet herself though... especially if you catch her off guard..
The only thing that needs improving is to find a way of fitting one without the lady knowing...!!!!!!
Enjoy..
Then today, whilst hunting for something completely different, I found this...
, and though I had found the ultimate toy..
it's a remote controlled vibrator, that is operated via bluetooth from a mobile phone.
Controlled by sending txt messages to the person wearing it.. different messages give different durations, patterns and level of vibration..
The key fob kind is very limited in range, and i loved the idea of being able to control it from anywhere by text..
However it appears that the recipient has to open the text message, and enter a password before the phone will send the instruction to the vibrator...
So you may as well ring them up and tell them to turn it on... No fun at all..
Hopefully the manufacturers will see the error in their design, and move the access code to the senders end...
Anyway back to the original thread..
Get one ..!
Hours of endless pleasure... going out to the pub or for dinner or shopping will never be the same again...! Sunday lunch at the in laws...WoW...
and No.... they aren't noisy, well not that noisy... maybe turn the telly up a little bit at the mother in laws..!
The lady in question may not be that quiet herself though... especially if you catch her off guard..
The only thing that needs improving is to find a way of fitting one without the lady knowing...!!!!!!
Enjoy..
Warming the Bed
Thank you ladies.. The link takes me to exactly what i was looking for.... good design and excellent quality.... :-)
Unfortunately, I fear my wallet is going to suffer rather more than I expected.. my lady friend has an 18" waist, so it looks like a custom made one is going to have to be the solution...
I must add that my comments regarding the "feeling of having and using a penis" were related to the sensations offered by a cheap crappy strap on that moves about all over the place and comes away from the wearer, rather than pulling out of the recipient on the back stroke... leaving the wearer concentrating on the physical aspects of actually controlling the bloody thing, rather than enjoying the experience as a whole. ( note my previous comment re the thigh harness)
My friend has recently discovered that several of her men friends rather like the idea of her screwing them from behind with a strap on.. and she is determined to get the most from it...
Foolishness on their part methinks, but obviously they weren't present when she told me about the idea, and mentioned the word "Payback" with a huge evil grin...!!!!!
Unfortunately, I fear my wallet is going to suffer rather more than I expected.. my lady friend has an 18" waist, so it looks like a custom made one is going to have to be the solution...
I must add that my comments regarding the "feeling of having and using a penis" were related to the sensations offered by a cheap crappy strap on that moves about all over the place and comes away from the wearer, rather than pulling out of the recipient on the back stroke... leaving the wearer concentrating on the physical aspects of actually controlling the bloody thing, rather than enjoying the experience as a whole. ( note my previous comment re the thigh harness)
My friend has recently discovered that several of her men friends rather like the idea of her screwing them from behind with a strap on.. and she is determined to get the most from it...
Foolishness on their part methinks, but obviously they weren't present when she told me about the idea, and mentioned the word "Payback" with a huge evil grin...!!!!!
Warming the Bed
Thanks for the help guys n girls... looks like the doc johnson vaculok range is the way to go, but i'm still not that impressed with either the design or the quality...
Nothing i've see would give a girl that feeling of having a dick, and being able to use it..!The thigh harnesses are probably great for the recipient... but nothing much in it for the donor.. apart from the feeling of power in being able to give someone a really good shafting...which is probably exactly what my lady friend is after...!!!!!!
Nothing i've see would give a girl that feeling of having a dick, and being able to use it..!The thigh harnesses are probably great for the recipient... but nothing much in it for the donor.. apart from the feeling of power in being able to give someone a really good shafting...which is probably exactly what my lady friend is after...!!!!!!
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A lady friend of mine has asked me to go search the net and get her a decent quality, properly useable strap on dildo, (preferably of a decent size..)
All the ones we can find are like joke shop novelties.. more ornament than use...<lol>
Anyone have any suggestions..
Many Thanks
Andy
All the ones we can find are like joke shop novelties.. more ornament than use...<lol>
Anyone have any suggestions..
Many Thanks
Andy
