Quote by meat2pleaseu
finding this again
oh thats gonna have me gigglin for hours i love it :giggle:
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bouncy332
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Northamptonshire
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Quote by Witchy
A typical conversation in chat
xxxxxx;do you meet?
kaz;yes pet
quickly pops out to perve profile
kaz ;sorry ,we re not meeting straight men at the monent
xxxxxx;Oh my profile says straight but...its only to stop messages from gay/bi men/im only orally bi/I only just realised im bi/im only bi with couples/well ppl wont meet bi men.
Why someone thinks that we wil meet if they arent even honest on their profile is a question i cannot answer,but i have reached the coclusion that straight men are rarer than the single bi fem we all hope to encounter :giggle:
There is an ancient American Indian proverb:
"Man with full balls say anything."
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Quote by kentswingers777
I quite fancy Jeremy watsisface so he gets my vote anyway
He is yummy :giggle:
isn't he just :rascal:
:rascal:
:inlove:swoon :inlove: sunday can't come round quick enough don't care how crap he is i will vote every week to keep him on the screen as long as i possiblycan :rascal:
You was obviously not voting enough.
i know
spent a bloody fortune too cried for a week i did :upset: Sex God
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right thats 263 so a good response hope ya all have fun
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welikesinglemen
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harryjones
shi & meeko
lollipop2009
sueandstu
redtigger
tetee & nj
west-brom-babe
rockcpluk
spammers
two-4-more
mrs-leics
dessert229_dave
flyers
chic661
easycome2003_1
debandjohn1995
us_4_u
shelly
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kinky_k_01
naughtynymphos1
bigredpolly
doublecream
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jiggle
mark069uk
steve
fun4finny
guyinmids
gonzo37
m8y
davo01010
simonj4xxxfun
bigchoc
mixer
covlad
kielbasa
aldersbrook
littleman2006
blacksexyboy
tezzini
jez1965
andylittle2007
blackboyjoy
bains
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Quote by tweeky
Shouting! mainly at childrenI have the ability to shout at the kids in a kind of loud voice that makes them stop dead in their tracks. Normally not only do my kids stop but everyone else's kids too if its in somewhere like Asda, one woman dropped her milk too once :shock: If theres a room full of party kids going ape and someone trying to get their attention I often get forwarded to do the job.
Creatively I can do nothing, cant draw or paint, cant make anything and got told not to do GCSE potteryShame that was an easy option.
me too, well not shouting so much i prefer to think of it as speaking loudly and authoritively. one day i took my kids with me into work to pick something up and they started messing about in the staff room so i told them to sit down now and 2 members of staff and my boss all sat down too had me in stitches
my talent would be my hairdressing i'm fairly creative especially with colour and cutting
talent i would like to have is singing
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try not to be shy smile lots and chat to many just because you say hi it does not commit you to playing with them but you might just end up making a new friend or 2 and they will be able to tell you more about that particular club
never be afraid to say no, if someone is not your cuppa or is pushy a simple no thankyou is a must don't feel pushed into anything or obliged to let them carry on
the most important rule for us was that if one was not happy and said no to something then the other would respect that wish and agree without question luckily it was something that was rarely put into action but good to know as then neither of us felt they had to take one for the team so to speak
having a drink is nice but don't use it as an aid to play there is nothing worse at a club than seeing others falling down drunk
hope this helps a little
have a fabulous night hope you really enjoy your first visit and i'm sure you will have a fabulous time
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never be afraid to say no, if someone is not your cuppa or is pushy a simple no thankyou is a must don't feel pushed into anything or obliged to let them carry on
the most important rule for us was that if one was not happy and said no to something then the other would respect that wish and agree without question luckily it was something that was rarely put into action but good to know as then neither of us felt they had to take one for the team so to speak
having a drink is nice but don't use it as an aid to play there is nothing worse at a club than seeing others falling down drunk
hope this helps a little
have a fabulous night hope you really enjoy your first visit and i'm sure you will have a fabulous time
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giving in and signing the papers to give my permision for my baby boy to sign up to the army
if only it was possible to turn back time it has gone so fast
if you have young children i beg you to cherish very second because it goes way faster than you can understand before you realise it they have grown and have lives of their own
if only it was possible to turn back time it has gone so fast
if you have young children i beg you to cherish very second because it goes way faster than you can understand before you realise it they have grown and have lives of their own
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welikesinglemen
daredevil-32
wittyclitty
lovelylady09
cameron44
funlady2007
tandbscott
marie_caleb
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stratford77
tickle792
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jiggle
mark069uk
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guyinmids
m8y
tppnorth
davo01010
simonj4xxxfun
bigchoc
mixer
the_ape
covlad
kielbasa
aldersbrook
littleman2006
blacksexyboy
tezzini
jez1965
andylittle2007
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right thats 217 so far not bad but time for more so pop ya name down should b a good night
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bbw_babe
gingerjo_lee
danne_gary
kinkybifemxx
annie_19704
tigerfluff
jo_and_jay
wenchef
m_and_e
midsprincess
welikesinglemen
daredevil-32
wittyclitty
lovelylady09
cameron44
funlady2007
tandbscott
marie_caleb
sallyndave
stratford77
tickle792
tubberoo
daverose
fierysxyredhead
pumkin16542
siandclaire
harryjones
shi & meeko
lollipop2009
sueandstu
redtigger
tetee & nj
west-brom-babe
rockcpluk
spammers
two-4-more
mrs-leics
dessert229_dave
78
+ 72 from other sites
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kinky_k_01
naughtynymphos1
bigredpolly
doublecream
lauraj1
+ 12 from other sites
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jiggle
mark069uk
steve
fun4finny
guyinmids
m8y
tppnorth
davo01010
simonj4xxxfun
bigchoc
mixer
the_ape
covlad
kielbasa
aldersbrook
littleman2006
blacksexyboy
tezzini
jez1965
andylittle2007
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right thats 217 so far not bad but time for more so pop ya name down should b a good night
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i have a friend who shall remain nameless that shagged a guy she most certainly didn't find attractive she was in the jacuzzi at a club with her fella when her fella started playing with the woman sat to the other side of him when they started the guy sat alongside this other woman made a beeline for my friend she took one look at him n thought eek :scared: but yet for some odd reason carried on and played with him when they were all finished her fella turned and said to her "well i wouldn't of thought he was your type" to which she replied "he wasn't but as he was with the woman you was playing with i thought i better take one for the team" her fella then informed my poor shocked friend that the woman he had been having fun with was there as a single :giggle:
i was surprised my friend was still talking to me after i spent a good half hour laughing when she told me
i was surprised my friend was still talking to me after i spent a good half hour laughing when she told me
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Quote by kentswingers777
is your car??
we are considering buying a new car and have only ever owned renaults but find them quite exphensive if things go wrong so i am considering persuading mr b to be unfaithfull to his fave manufacturer and try a new make so i'm hoping you can all help me in my research for our new car
what car do you drive?
how reliable is it?
is it cheap or pricey when things do go wrong?
is it cheap or pricey to run?
we currently have a renault laguna and as much as i love it it is quite pricey when things go wrong although it has been fairly economical to run so not sure if its going to be a case of better the devil you know
Well if you are considering buying a new car, then virtually all new cars are reliable.
What you are looking for is a car that is cheapish to run and insure, and one that holds it's value quite well.
A Honda is virtually indestructible and will hold it's value. If you are looking for a smaller car then a Toyota Yaris is probably the best small car out there, when you add everything up.
At the end of the day you do not say how much you want to spend, or how big the car has to be...so difficult to give a proper reply.
sorry when i say new i mean new to us not a brand new car i feel brand new ones are a waste of money considering how much value they loose and not sure about how much we wanna spend hoping to get a fair deal part ex on our current car so around 5000 i guess could go more maybe hoping for something 3-4 years old size not as much of an issue anymore as kids will b getting their own cars soon enough and not very ofeten all 4 of us are in the car anymore although mr prefers larger cars just what he is used to his first car was a renault 25 then lagunas after that but as we have found with the newer models they have become rather pricey to fix
i'm rather liking the honda civic so far
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Quote by sara2010
i am robbing this link from the mot falier thread
it gives the failure rates for various model cars, therefore giving the more reliable models as well. these being the Japanese models like Toyota and Honda.
if the car is less likely to fail the mot wont this make them less expensive to repair lol
ty hunny very helpfull
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Quote by Steve
and can anyone tell me wat on earth "guide me home" headlights are
When the car is switched off the headlights can be turned on for a set period of time to illuminate the driveway or similar as you walk to the house....
I use mine to guide my path to the car when leaving work as the car park is unlit and pitch black...
oh thats clever like that idea
