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bouncy332

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16 Dec 2009

Quote by brucie
in my eyes anyone who is prepaired to risk their own life for others is a hero
although i'm certain you will point out i'm wrong

so youre towing the party line? maybe you should spend some time with soldiers and understand some of their motivations.
are all policemen heroes? are all nightclub bouncers heroes?
no not towing any line it has ALWAYS been my view and i have spent time with serving soldiers i am from a forces family i was only one not to serve actually and like i said ANYONE prepaired to risk their life for another is a hero in my eyes
even if you yes you of all people risked your life for another then i would call you a hero

16 Dec 2009

my aired views are the same here as in person although will admit to treading more carefully with my clients as i don't wish to offend them and lose their custom but do try to be honest yet tactfull with them

16 Dec 2009

in my eyes anyone who is prepaired to risk their own life for others is a hero
although i'm certain you will point out i'm wrong banghead

banghead

16 Dec 2009

Quote by Lilmiss
I have had endless emails this week from guys thanking me for my mails i have sent to them... The only thing is, i haven't sent a single one
They also keep saying they have read my 'ad'... but i have absolutley none live at the moment??

do you have your winks disabled? if you do and someone winks you a mail is generated saying
Thanks for your wink , whilst the attention is flattering could you please take the time to write a more detailed personal message in your own words, after having a look at my profile to make sure i'm actually looking for your type.
and sent to them so they might b thanking you for that hun

15 Dec 2009

i had the effects of drink driving brought home to me at the age of 8 when my friends sister was killed by a drink driver who had been lunch time drinking on the friday before christmas, my friends sister was walking with 3 friends single file along the road when the driver skittled them killing my friends sister and injuring the others this horific event stuck with me and i have always been fiercely anti drink driving although i do know before too hot jumps in that horrific accidents like this do happen without drink playing a part as i found out when my son was knocked off his bike, i think as this event happened in my formative years it has always left me with this awfull fear that something similar would happen to my children so when it did, although luckily not on the same scale, it was my worst nightmare come true for very very luckily s short while. i recieved a phone call telling me my son had been knocked of his bike and the guy said "i think he is ok but he isn't moving" i felt so scared the thoughts running through my head i would rather forget, i found a neighbour to take me there and as we arrived at the scene there was a huge que of traffic about 1/4 mile long and in the distance i could see 3 sets of flashing lights i was about to jump out and run the rest of the way when my neighbour mounted the verge and drove the rest of the way, i have never been so scared in my life i had all sorts of scenarios running through my head, as we got there he had already been put into the ambulance and as i got out of the car my sons friend grabbed me and told me its ok calm down he is fine but still all sorts of things were running through my head as i climbed into the ambulance and saw him on a body board all strapped in i think i almost fainted, i was told by the paramedics he was fine and it was all precautionary the poor ambulance crew had more on thier hands calming me down that they did have with his injuries
i was the luckiest mum in the world all the injuries he had were a bloody nose and a huge craze up his hip and he was out of hospital in under an hour with his mum clinging onto him for dear life poor kid lol

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the woman that knocked him off his bike had just simply not seen him despite his high vis vest and lights on his bike (in broad daylight none the less like i said road accidents are my biggest fear) she had looked straight passed him up the road and then pulled out, he reacted fast and steered away which they said reduced the impact and his injuries and incredibly luckily nothing was coming the other way, but the oddest thing about this accident was the fact that the woman driving the car came round to visit our son later that day and was telling us how it had brought back some horrendous memories of the time she had been knocked down as a child, it turned out she was one of the surviving children from the accident that had given me all my fears of my own children being knocked down, what an odd ole world we live in.
my cchildren are now old enough that they are learning to become drivers themselves and that is giving me a whole new set of fears as yet they haven't had their tests but are being driven around by friends which worries me immensely as i might of drummed into mine that drinking/drugs and driving are a no go zone i fear they might get in a car with someone that is under the influence maybe even unknowingly but hopefully not willingly
i will be showing both our boys this clip when they get home in the hope it will drive the dangers home to them and if it affects the even half of how it did me i can then rest easy they won't take risks at all
so ty mal :thumbup:

14 Dec 2009

Quote by brucie
the knowing how to get what u want rocks doesnt it bouncy! :twisted:
Maybe we should have a special 38 yr old bbw munch or is that meet

i knew how to get what i wanted when i was 17. maybe i wanted difderent things than now. those things were very pert.
but people going on about knowing what they want when they are older and knowing how to get it etc is a bit of a cliche.
cliche to you, fact to me wink

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14 Dec 2009

a guy a worked with guessed but we r very close and he has done similar during his life so i suppose he picked up on it he told a friend of his whilst we were on a night out and she was cool about it but they spent the night pokin fun at me with mr bouncy givin them the amunition to do so smackbottom

smackbottom

my nickname is now casper lol

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i have often wanted to say to other friends especially when mr b sends a txt about it that makes me giggle and they ask what i'm gigglin about i would love to tell the truth just to see their faces lol

lol

i don't as mr b is a much more private person than me and he would b horrified if i did he was only cool with my other friend cause he is of a very similar mind set to us
i think my mum and step-dad know as step-dad was using our puter one day and i saw him lookin at our history he left the cursor highlighting a swinging site and made a comment about not opening it as he wouldn't wanna embarrass me i just laughed n carried on talking to my mum hoping he would think nothin of it but i'm sure they put 2 n 2 together although not bothered as i know they would b ok with it i just don't see why i should tell um outright i mean i don't wanna hear about their sex life so y would they wanna hear about ours

14 Dec 2009

one that always make me smile is madmax's i love the tapping claws and also markz i love that straggly cat so that would b my coolest vote
sexiest for me are lp and cherrytree oooo and also ms whips
and if doin rear of the year dg has a hot bott

14 Dec 2009

Quote by foxylady2209
try this .....
buy a penguin
remove wrapper
nibble off one corner of said penguin
nibble off opposite corner of said penguin
dunk one nibbled corner of penguin into favourite drink
place other nibbled end into mouth
suck
once your drink hits your mouth from the penguin "straw" remove from drink and stuff the lot in your mouth
wait for lushy slushy taste explosion
orgasm

Yes - or locate a store that sells Double Choc Tim Tams. It's an Aussie biscuit but has thicker chocolate and works fabulously. Then it's called a Tim Tam Fountain biggrin

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oooooooooooooo i love tim tams not had any for yonks will b gettin some real soon thats for sure
also fox's crunch creams r fab to dunk in tea

14 Dec 2009

Quote by Kaznkev
God being 17 again,no way!my idea of hell
A horny virgin with a fantasy life so complex that it wud make me blush now
Olde,wiser and better,i love 38!

i'm with you hun 38 is fantastic i know who i am, what i want and how to get it wouldn't wanna be 17 again for anything
doin a reggie perrin wouldn't make your life carefree it would make it more complicated i would of thought

11 Dec 2009

A huge thankyou to all that attended the last BBW bash and made it such a fab night and we are sorry we didn't make it ourselves but we hear it was a good night had by all so now its time to have another and we thought the end of jan would be good to chase away those winter blues so come on you lovely bunch pop ya names down, its also the lovely mrs bbw_babe's birthday that weekend so lots of birthday snogs for her, This one will be held on a sunday this time thought we would give a sunday a go see if its any easier for folks to attend
SUNDAY 31st JANUARY
with it being a sunday times will be 2pm - 1 am so those that have the stamina can make a day of it or just an afternoon for those with work so hopefully a much more accessable day for everyone
it will be the same as last time its a normal club night so dress code is normal club dress code and all the usual rules apply and remember there is no pressure to play for those that just wish to socialise then grab a bevvie n chat the night away to your hearts content and for those that do wish to play there are plenty of rooms both open and private to play till ya legs turn to jelly lol
those that didn't make it last time and are nervous just chat with someone that did attend and they will soon put your mind at rest there really is nothing to be nervous of this is a great way to attend a club for the first time amongst friends you know from the site
here is the link to chameleons website so you can check out any queries you may have

don't be put off by the dress code its lingerie or towel for the ladies and shorts or towel for the guys this may sound daunting but it feels oddly rather normal once your there as everyone is the same
membership is not required but you must bring 2 forms of id if your not a member and you must be on the guest list to recieve the reduced entry fee
cost of entry is reduced for this party night
COUPLES ?10
SINGLE GALS ?5
SINGLE GUYS ?20
i will send hotel details and taxi numbers for those that require them just let me know
so come u lot lets have a top BBW bash
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
***please be aware that this function is advertised on other sites and non sh members will be attending***
****LIST CLOSED***
GUEST LIST
COUPLES
bouncy333
bbw_babe
gingerjo_lee
danne_gary
kinkybifemxx
annie_19704
tigerfluff
jo_and_jay
wenchef
m_and_e
midsprincess
welikesinglemen
daredevil-32
wittyclitty
lovelylady09
cameron44
funlady2007
tandbscott
marie_caleb
sallyndave
stratford77
tickle792
tubberoo
daverose
fierysxyredhead
pumkin16542
siandclaire
harryjones
shi & meeko
lollipop2009
sueandstu
redtigger
tetee & nj
west-brom-babe
rockcpluk
spammers
two-4-more
mrs-leics
dessert229_dave
flyers
chic661
easycome2003_1
debandjohn1995
us_4_u
shelly
90
+ 110 from other sites
SINGLE GALS
kinky_k_01
naughtynymphos1
bigredpolly
doublecream
lauraj1
+ 14 from other sites
SINGLE GUYS
jiggle
mark069uk
steve
fun4finny
guyinmids
gonzo37
m8y
davo01010
simonj4xxxfun
bigchoc
mixer
covlad
kielbasa
aldersbrook
littleman2006
blacksexyboy
tezzini
jez1965
andylittle2007
blackboyjoy
bains
21
+ 29 from other sites
right thats 263 so a good response hope ya all have fun
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11 Dec 2009

Quote by Ukwineman
Interesting timing this post lol
I was thinking fantasising just feeling rather horny and decided to put myself at the mercy of a couple to use for their and of cousre my sexual pleasure. Now Im straight and realise that if I'm to put myself in this position it's highly likely that male contact could arise, as I have said in my ad I'm not sure how far I would go, but I will try at least once because I want to experiance being used by another couple.
I have no idea how it will turn out, but as long as we all have fun

we met with a young bloke one night for a threesome it was his first mmf experience and there was no bi action intended and this was made clear from the begining but his inexperience in such situations was made clear when mr b's hand unintentionally brushed against his and he jumped back crying out "i'm not gay" lol

lol

it was all we could do to hold in the giggles poor lamb

9 Dec 2009

Quote by SwedishGuy
Nofin'

how bout if i tickle ya :rascal:
yeah could u ticle my knob? lol
aha you lol'd does that count as a smile wink

wink

Yes it does, lol
i win :bounce:

9 Dec 2009

Quote by SwedishGuy
Nofin'

how bout if i tickle ya :rascal:
yeah could u ticle my knob? lol
aha you lol'd does that count as a smile wink

wink

9 Dec 2009

happy buffday treacle hope ya have a wonderfull day :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:

9 Dec 2009

not too badly i think just come on outta habit when we have been without its been no biggy

9 Dec 2009

Quote by SwedishGuy
Nofin'

how bout if i tickle ya :rascal:

9 Dec 2009

Quote by rubberclubberz
(First post on the forums - lets try this shall we)
There's never enough options to describe sexuality. I prefer - Heteroflexible
1. A person who identifies themselves as primarily heterosexual but can find the same sex sexually appealing.
2. A primarily heterosexual person who's not opposed to occasional same-sex trysts when circumstances permit.
3. A person who identifies as a heterosexual, but is not afraid to explore curiosity towards the same sex.

i can go with that like it :welcome:

9 Dec 2009

:welcome:
hope to bump into you in the forums sometime
have fun
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9 Dec 2009

:welcome:
hope to bump into you in the forums sometime
have fun
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9 Dec 2009

:welcome:
hope to bump into you in the forums sometime
have fun
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9 Dec 2009

:welcome:
hope to bump into you on the forums sometime
have fun
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9 Dec 2009

ok so can't do the pic thing been tryin for ages :sad:
was a little beach at illfracombe that we sat on some rocks n just watched the sea coming in was so soothing would love the opportunity to just go sit there when things were getting a bit much

9 Dec 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I think there might be a user review video for it online by a couple of ladies.
not sure where it is but if you google '2 girls 1 cup' you should be able to find something

:twisted: you is bad rotflmao

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8 Dec 2009

ooooooooooooooooo too funny rotflmao

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8 Dec 2009

we went on hol few years back and in a nice little seaside shop at the back was a locked glass cupboard full of vibes and dildos which we noticed and promptly steared our 10 yr old n 12 yr old sons away from hoping we had done it before they noticed
once home we were telling some friends about the incident and trying to do it cryptically as sons were with us when our oldest pipes up
"oh you mean the dildos"
:eeek:
and i thought our kids had led sheltered lives

8 Dec 2009

Quote by Bambi
We have always said to our two children, ask us anything you want, we will always be
truthfull with you no matter wat it is.....
A cpl of years bk we were all sat out in the garden, son, daughter and about 7 of our
son's m8s (17yo), they were chatting away about girls/boys ect, when our son looked at
his dad and said "dad....u ever done Anal" .....now bearing in mind wat we said
above....his dad said honestly... "yes", all eyes were on him at this point, then the
next question........"was it with mom" :eeek:.....
He was promptly told 2 "shut up and change the subject"

i'm laughing so hards my head hurts rotflmao

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8 Dec 2009

Quote by New2this-2009
We were out driving one day when we saw my wife's dad's car on the side of the road, so we stopped right beside him and Gail put her window down.....a few minutes latter, knowing that the conversation was over and due to the fact it was raining, I put her window up from my side....Gail just sat there, looking at the glass and then said.."how did it know?"
I have never laughed soo much for so long....never seen her so embarrased either, once she realised what a silly question that was!!!

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8 Dec 2009

i was at my sign language class last week and we were doing about tv and programmes when the tutor asked one of the girls what she watches on tv she replied she didn't have a tv
a gasp rang out round the room and one woman asked "what do you point your furniture at then " :eeek:

8 Dec 2009

my oldest just come out with a funny one a mo ago
now to set the scene he is 19 and eats like a horse but luckily he has his dads genes so is still super slim in fact he make me look like i eat like a sparrow n trust me i don't
well just lately he hasn't been eating quiet as much he just hasn't been as hungry but still eating way more than most adults would normally
so he asked me "mum how does anorexia start"
"why" i replied
"cause i'm not as hungry as i used to be i couldn't finish my dinner last night"
bless him lol

lol

don't worry i didn't just dismiss it we had a good talk about it and he really just didn't understand anorexia and he deffo isn't trying to loose weight he is desperately trying to put it on