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bouncy332
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Northamptonshire

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Quote by Misskitty_2008
:shock: Is there something you have been meaning to tell me hunie??????

you mean you hadn't noticed ya stockings goin missing :giggle:
Quote by ScoobySmudge
Current job - Platoon Sergeant Army.
Con's - Work 24/7, 365
Hours worked = below Minimum wage
High risk of death (Bombs, bullets, etc)
Little recognition
Away from home most of the time
Higher insurance premiums
More likely to die at an earlier age (if you survive the bombs & bullets)
Still pay taxes even when fighting in another country!
I'll leave it there, lol
Pro's - Job security (alway's need an army)
Good promotion prospects
Get to see the world (Allthough some places you might not want to see)
Will trade for!? Infact i actually like my job! Go figure.

thankyou :rose:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Mansfield councils just bough in this new thing where they are spraying dog poo on the street pink to make it stand out so people dont stand on it and also to shame owners into cleaning it up (can't see that working myself)
But coome on, being a dog poo paintes got to be a pretty shit job lol

oh your gotta be making that up surely?
is it aprils fool day already lol
Quote by Vvvweplayboy
Thanks BIoke, I try my best!
And no we can't shag now, unless you somehow furnish me with a roomfull of suitably attractive women wearing not much! Then I'll consider it! (at best!) wink

time to drag up then BIoke :giggle:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
personally i think people should be able to eat what they like without having others moaning at them, i work, i have always worked, i have never been in hospital except to have the kids, if i want to over eat and be fat thats my buisness is'nt it? and if i get ill and have to go into hospital, well i've paid into the system for almost 20 years i don't feel i would be getting anything out of it that i hav'nt already paid for several times over, i really dont feel others have the rights to tell you what you should look like or what you should eat, if they tax chocoalte people will still buy it like they do beer and fags smile

i knew i loved you for more than just ya sexy bod :inlove:
Quote by __random_orbit__
Xev Bellringer, the character was rather interesting.... but what was the programme called?
lp

Lexx...
The original Zev was Eva Haberman, who in my opinion, knocks old rubber lips into a cocked hat...

Thats as maybe Dearest Stormie... I however am refering to the interst inspired by the actors 'character-part' and not the physical attributes... Im a modern man doncha know... well above all this 'phwaor' business.
but: do you think she takes it up the
lp
oh i say
goes crossed eyed just at the mere thought :scared:
i rather like magical mystery tours myself well at least thats my excuse when mr b asks why are we lost yet again :shock:
Quote by flower411
i'm just lost as usual :shock:

NAH ya can`t be rolleyes he always types in green lol
i walked into that now didn't i :silly:
you found him them?
..bruises?
lp
Black and blue !!
i prefer um purple
i did notice no-one wants to be me is it cause i is fat rotflmao
go on you wanna know wat its like to have an arse this big really now don't ya just scared to admit it well i'll put you all out ya misery with arse cheeks this big it really does sound like a roar of thunder when i fart :eeek:
:giggle: