Quote by Cubes
one for a little light cunnilingus to set me up for the evening
Is that like Hummus only slightly better tasting?
No.... it's where a "chick pees"! :giggle:
gonna have me giggling for ages that :giggle:
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bouncy332
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Straight Male, 52
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Quote by Freckledbird
The main benefit of the monarchy is that they understand that they have no power, no responsibility to anyone, and no need to seek approval. They are toothless for a reason.
So what exactly is the point of them being there? A head of state with no power may as well be an ordinary citizen. Why should the head of state just be the descendants of the family that just happened to be the most ruthless of all the waring tribes - the Mafia of their day.
I would rather elect someone than have them foisted upon us.
You do elect someone - when you vote.
no one voted for gordon brown though did they
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Quote by Opium
Could I suggest a couple I know who are on SH but never go in chatrooms, she is BBW, would be good to have someone there I know. Thought I better ask before mentioning - dont want to step on anyone's toes - ouch!!
Cheers
Opium
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the more the merrier just let me know thier name so i can pop um on the guest list
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Quote by varca
Something Minxy posted prompted this thread
In another thread Minxy said:
For me it has to be the eyes, I feel you can tell a lot about the person from their eyes, I have often said they are the window to the soul.
I totally agree!
I know a lot of people don't like to post full facial pictures which is perfectly fine 
but I don't know about you lot but I'd love to be able to see our fellow forumites eyes Here's mine, please excuse the tired, bleary and 'could take those bags shopping at Tescos look' :lol2:
fabulous eyes hun fraid i can't post mine cause i'm useless at stuff like that :cry:
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Quote by Bonedigger
i dont like my bum....its very orange peely!
but don't mean no-one else can admire it i bet its more a peach than tangerine your just bein
awww ty hun
xxxahha just goes to show wat a cute bott ya got i just put pic up on screen n my mr b said oooooooo who's that mmmmmmmmmmmmm so :P ya got a lush butt after all
told ya so 
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Quote by Freckledbird
and I dont mean anal sex :shock:
but looking at some of the profile pics and avatars just does it for me
large rounded peachy pear shaped even xxxxxxxxxxxx
wow ......
steve xx
Gosh, do you like the larger lady Steve?!
I'm not a bum gal... I don't have a nice one: it could do with being waaaaaay more pert!
Was it the subtle, infrequent hints that gave you the idea, Nola? :giggle:
well you ain't gonna hear me complaining nice to hear the wobbly figure gettin praise rather than put downs for a change
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Quote by bbw_lover
It's interesting all the people who have commented on the newspapers, magazines, and the rest of 'The Media' interest in Jade Goody. And yet here we are talking about a 'z-list celebrity', not just on one, but on two separate threads.
The media exploit and make money out of our wants and desires. So who is really to blame?
its only exploitation for us...when you part with your money!
thats why mines stays in me purse :thumbup:
Me too!
Wallet surely! :shock:
unless in drag a purse would go much better with ya frock :giggle:
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Quote by Mr-Powers
It's interesting all the people who have commented on the newspapers, magazines, and the rest of 'The Media' interest in Jade Goody. And yet here we are talking about a 'z-list celebrity', not just on one, but on two separate threads.
The media exploit and make money out of our wants and desires. So who is really to blame?
its only exploitation for us...when you part with your money!
thats why mines stays in me purse :thumbup:
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Quote by Mr-Powers
shall i out on here what i typed to u?
i said take a joke?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhh im so abusive
elohssa
anyhoo i thought you was going you said bye after all
well he won't be the first to say that...and not go!
thats why i throw my rattle round the livin room n not in ere then i ain't gotta eat humble pie :giggle:
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as it turns out it is TEZ'S (of tandt) BIRTHDAY and in honour of this gorgeous womans birthday i think we should give the night a theme so we thought BASQUES AND BOW TIES so all you lovely ladies get ya fave basque out n pop those lucious curves in it 
hwoar: for the night and you guys pop a bow tie on cause it will compliment those towels n shorts perfectly :rascal:
heres the list so far
COUPLES
bouncy332
tandt
mrboots2007
hotcat
blkmale736 & jenny
gingerjo_lee
tonylisa2006
dawn and ian
garys_pringle
curvyhussy & pops
davidsanction
sugar-n-pom
neilandjenny
cazzywolves
kayandlouisetv
welikesinglemen
allwaysready
goldenlips & fleet
maggiejames52
brumbloke1
nuttytartandcream
xxstevkelxx
corrie & joe
soundman93
maltesers
brownsugar911
debbiexxx
kjswing
justmee & misterg
miss_molly
steveandalison
purefilthxxx
kate07
sexcetera
SINGLE GALS
queenie
kinkybifemxx
tigerfluff
mbbw
sassi
dirtydiane28
naughtynymphos1
diamondsmiles
opium
SINGLE GUYS
jiggle
aldersbrook
tony
tandbscott
swkinky38
paulinderby
ahabs
robbiem
nibbs
nastynick
owen-63
jimthawley
well not bad 89 so far and yonks to go yet so tell ya mates n lets get this party going with a swing
hwoar: for the night and you guys pop a bow tie on cause it will compliment those towels n shorts perfectly :rascal:heres the list so far
COUPLES
bouncy332
tandt
mrboots2007
hotcat
blkmale736 & jenny
gingerjo_lee
tonylisa2006
dawn and ian
garys_pringle
curvyhussy & pops
davidsanction
sugar-n-pom
neilandjenny
cazzywolves
kayandlouisetv
welikesinglemen
allwaysready
goldenlips & fleet
maggiejames52
brumbloke1
nuttytartandcream
xxstevkelxx
corrie & joe
soundman93
maltesers
brownsugar911
debbiexxx
kjswing
justmee & misterg
miss_molly
steveandalison
purefilthxxx
kate07
sexcetera
SINGLE GALS
queenie
kinkybifemxx
tigerfluff
mbbw
sassi
dirtydiane28
naughtynymphos1
diamondsmiles
opium
SINGLE GUYS
jiggle
aldersbrook
tony
tandbscott
swkinky38
paulinderby
ahabs
robbiem
nibbs
nastynick
owen-63
jimthawley
well not bad 89 so far and yonks to go yet so tell ya mates n lets get this party going with a swing
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Quote by ScoobySmudge
I'm in the army so spend long spells away from home. Sometimes with very little else to do other than self gratification.
I can honestly say i've done it that many times in one day that i've had friction burns. I can honestly say that i still cracked another one out with said friction burns
This can be a regular occurance when away from home a lot!
do you ever help each other out ya know in a circle jerk kinda way please tell me ya do cause my mind is goin into overdrive here makin me as horny as hell in fact think i need a lady wank now :grin:
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Quote by deyn
well after a lot of research I have concluded
1) Men spend too much time on here wanking!
2) Women. Get yr fat ass away from computer and get to weight watchers
3) Couples- stop being so arrogant.. the missus is getting laid on her own despite your claims that we only meet as a cpl.. get real guys!!
i'm guessing as you are looking for daytimes you are married yourself and the final comment is because your wife got off her fat arse and got a damn good shaggin which is just wat you are not getting hence why your are all bitter n twisted :violin:
well good on her at that rate :thumbup:
