Quote by Lucyandmike7
Yes I was bored!
I started looking back in old threads, this one I found from before my time!!
Thought us newer folk might enjoy reading it too.
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bouncy332
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Straight Male, 52
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Quote by bouncy332
mine was quite funny as i was 21 my DR said there was no chance id get it done on the nhs as i was so young but could get it done privately for 85 quid i told him id do it myself then go to A+E and they can tidy things up i got an apointment within 5 days and the op within a month i think my DR knowing me very well helped
oh i say hubby has discovered the forums
help!!!!!!!!! must tell him to say its him b4 i get into trouble with you lot :shock:
don't say you haven't been warned
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Quote by Mrsgoggins
well after listenin to you lot of wimps i have decided i must be married to superman cause when hubby had it done 16 years ago he had no bruising no swelling and walked into town to buy me a present to cheer me up (i'd had bad news that morning)straight after op then rode home and went back to work the next day
balls of steel my man
You sure he went through with it? :twisted:
well considering proir to it he only had to hang his coat next to mine to get me preggers and now we haven't had a kid foe almost 17 years i would say its a pretty safe bet he did
Pmsl bouncy, MrG used to be like that
I guess your hubby was a woman in a previous life then. Probably can multitask too
oddly enough he can :shock: and he never suffers man flu he just keeps goin no matter how poorly, it is its only me that lays moaning lookin for sympathy ooeerrrrr we seem to of done a total role reversal :eeek:
Have you ever seen the film 'Dead Again'?
oooo no not seen it will have to look it out
Sex God
oh i say :shock:
would this b a good time to plug our BBW bash now
we don't call it a social it is a bash cause we hope to have hips bashing our bottys all night long
you don't have to be a BBW just BBW friendly is all we ask we are definatly all inclusive
shameless self plugging :giggle:
link is there vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
would this b a good time to plug our BBW bash now
we don't call it a social it is a bash cause we hope to have hips bashing our bottys all night long
you don't have to be a BBW just BBW friendly is all we ask we are definatly all inclusive
shameless self plugging :giggle:
link is there vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Sex God
actually this has got me thinking
why is it that you cannot make any remark no matter how it is meant either nasty or joking about any character of a person or dissability but yet ginger peeps are seen as fair game??
you never see peeps up in arms when a ginger has the fun poked at them now do ya
if our knob of a PM had been ginger and Clarkson had said the ginger idiot absolutly no-one would of uttered a single word :shock:
so i've decided that i am going to set up the ginger liberation front bout time someone stuck up for um
i love ginger hair have even been known to dye mine the beautifull colour from time to time
why is it that you cannot make any remark no matter how it is meant either nasty or joking about any character of a person or dissability but yet ginger peeps are seen as fair game??
you never see peeps up in arms when a ginger has the fun poked at them now do ya
if our knob of a PM had been ginger and Clarkson had said the ginger idiot absolutly no-one would of uttered a single word :shock:
so i've decided that i am going to set up the ginger liberation front bout time someone stuck up for um
i love ginger hair have even been known to dye mine the beautifull colour from time to time
Sex God
Quote by Resonance
At the risk of being labelled a smart arse...
It's a combination of etymology and philology. Etymology is the history of words and philology how words change from culture to culture... many English words have come to us from a variety of cultures, indeed modern English is just a cobbled together bastardised tongue of a whole host of other nations. The great thing about it though is that language is fluid and continually evolves and develops changing over time to suit the needs of those who use it and the society it is used within. Prior to Shakespeares time however, the two most common languages used in England were Latin and French, so you could say they are the mother and father of modern English. Certainly there's plenty of examples of both of these that we use every day.
There will be stories, many apocryphal, about how certain words came into being (Kangaroo is a common one) but often they are just convenient truths and not the true history of the word. Finding out exactly how some words came into being can be very tricky. Many are just invented. Good old Shakespeare invented loads of words (20,318) many of which we use everyday and he started to begin to give the written language some structure, which we'd loosely identify today as grammar, punctuation etc. Certainly many before him contributed to our language too, but perhaps none have had a bigger effect on what is generically accepted as English today.
I'm sorry, I sound anal. I do like language though. Fascinating subject. So easy to do, but so difficult to do well.
smart arse :rascal:
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i find it more fun to claim to love the stuff our younest listens to it drives him crazy :twisted:
its even better when i actually know who the band is and can go "ooooooo thats such n such" the look on his fizhog is priceless a real look of disappointment that an old bint would even have a clue who it is :giggle:
its even better when i actually know who the band is and can go "ooooooo thats such n such" the look on his fizhog is priceless a real look of disappointment that an old bint would even have a clue who it is :giggle:
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fraid i can't think of any ideas to add all mine have been taken except i use extra strong mints instead of listerine strips will have to give them a go see if they are any better than the mints quite possably less sticky
a tip though if you do try the candle wax either make sure hubby is either shaved or very well trimmed or avoid hairy areas
we learnt this one the hard way much to my ammusement :twisted:
a tip though if you do try the candle wax either make sure hubby is either shaved or very well trimmed or avoid hairy areas
we learnt this one the hard way much to my ammusement :twisted:
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Quote by tb1882
hi is it possible for me to bring a friend she is a bi female and is not a member of sh or chams wanted to check it is ok before i ask her but she has been talking about wanting to go to clubs and is an enthusiastic lady so to speak lol - tb1882
yeah thats fine hun i've added you to the couples list
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mine was quite funny as i was 21 my DR said there was no chance id get it done on the nhs as i was so young but could get it done privately for 85 quid i told him id do it myself then go to A+E and they can tidy things up i got an apointment within 5 days and the op within a month i think my DR knowing me very well helped
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Quote by ForestFunsters
well ya had me well n truelly confused i thought your name meant you had a cunt for fucking not you are a cunt
not meaning i think you are just meant that how i read your name i thought you was a fem till i read your profile
Would you like to borrow a shovel?
yes please then i can move some snow too whilst i'm at it
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Quote by Mrsgoggins
well after listenin to you lot of wimps i have decided i must be married to superman cause when hubby had it done 16 years ago he had no bruising no swelling and walked into town to buy me a present to cheer me up (i'd had bad news that morning)straight after op then rode home and went back to work the next day
balls of steel my man
You sure he went through with it? :twisted:
well considering proir to it he only had to hang his coat next to mine to get me preggers and now we haven't had a kid foe almost 17 years i would say its a pretty safe bet he did
Pmsl bouncy, MrG used to be like that
I guess your hubby was a woman in a previous life then. Probably can multitask too
oddly enough he can :shock: and he never suffers man flu he just keeps goin no matter how poorly, it is its only me that lays moaning lookin for sympathy ooeerrrrr we seem to of done a total role reversal :eeek:
Sex God
Quote by Mrsgoggins
well after listenin to you lot of wimps i have decided i must be married to superman cause when hubby had it done 16 years ago he had no bruising no swelling and walked into town to buy me a present to cheer me up (i'd had bad news that morning)straight after op then rode home and went back to work the next day
balls of steel my man
You sure he went through with it? :twisted:
well considering proir to it he only had to hang his coat next to mine to get me preggers and now we haven't had a kid foe almost 17 years i would say its a pretty safe bet he did
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
thats you that is
I could never become the leader of a country bouncy by virtue of the fact I'm honest
and my post wasn't aimed at you good god man you really do have an over inflated feeling of self importance don't you :shock:
reminds me of a carly simons song
Which one? 'Call me Al'?
That was Paul Simon, you muppet
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Quote by Truescorpio
thats you that is
I could never become the leader of a country bouncy by virtue of the fact I'm honest
and my post wasn't aimed at you good god man you really do have an over inflated feeling of self importance don't you :shock:
reminds me of a carly simons song
Sex God
well after listenin to you lot of wimps i have decided i must be married to superman cause when hubby had it done 16 years ago he had no bruising no swelling and walked into town to buy me a present to cheer me up (i'd had bad news that morning)straight after op then rode home and went back to work the next day
balls of steel my man
balls of steel my man
