I can't stand christmas!.
Can't sit auntie hilda next to uncle george because they had a row during the war, better get fred a present in case he gets us one, sending cards to people you don't like just to be nice, we should invite auntie ethel over because she's all on her own(the reason she's on her own is because she's a misrible git!) etc etc.
This year i'm going to my sisters for crimbo dinner, but I have told her and the rest of the family unless they tell me exactly what they want for a present, the won't get bugger all.
I cannot see the point of buying someone a crimbo present if your not 100% sure they want it.
Season's greeting's to you all!!!
I think that alot of men look scruffy when they go out. I don't think men should wear trainers to go to the pub ever!.
The first thing I notice on a man is the shoes, it's no good having a £500 suit and scruffy shoes.
When I go out I normally wear trousers(well pressed), a shirt(well ironed), and shoes(well polished).
Maybe i'm just old fashioned.
Fell asleep in kosovo, freezing cold and noise everywhere.
Fell asleep when my mum was talking to me once, got woken with a clip round the ear!(I was about 30 at the time!).
My ex would not fart in front of me, but she used to fart in her sleep!.
I still feel guilty about having my dog put to sleep 10 yrs ago.
My mate won't have a dog anymore because of the grief it causes when they die.
Pets are part of the family.
NIce load air horns for my landy please.
I'm to shy to tell someone I fancy them, but I can shag in front of a room full of people and am always the first up for karakoe, wierd ehh?.
Had the same thing last week, phoned first to make sure evrything ok, drove 50 miles to meeting point and no show and mobile switched off.
One of those things I suppose.
Frustrating though when people moan that single males don't turn up.
I wished I was nearer to you!.
I was at wisley last week talking to about 5 guys and one said thre was a TV in a car and they started taking the piss, I walked over and chatted to her and before I knew it the guys wanted in on the action!.
We went to a different location and had some great fun!.
Just be patient.
AS a single male I reply to alot of adds, and I don't expect a reply to all, one single girl I replied to said she had 400+ replies!. Must have taken ages to reply to all of them.
R whites lemonade.
"i'm a secret lemonade drinker"
Just one of those things I suppose.
I get let down by couples sometimes, just put it down to experience.
Condoms!, I know there sensible, but thier a turn off in porn.
I hold grudge's i'm afraid.
If someone doe's something bad to me(which is rare, thank god) I cannot forgive.
Don't tell him pike!, dads army.
A wise head has a still tounge.
My mate is very quiet, but when he does say something it is normally quite astounding!.
Children leave school at the moment and can't even read, less time on religion and more time on real education.
If we teach children religion at school and thier parents are religious, they will normally be the same religion as thier parents.
This may sound contrevesial, if we teach religion we are teaching something that has not even been proved.
I don't think any children should be taught about ANY religion.
Wait until they become adults and let them make thier own choice.
I was in the area last week, am I right in thinking the train station behind where the cockle sheds are?.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother, played at my brothers funeral, always brings a tear to my eyes.
However i'm not sad for long as I start to remember all the fun we had together.
I'm a people watcher as well.
If i'm in a pub/club I can normally spot trouble comming, that's my army training and 6 yrs working as a doorman comming out in me.
I always notice shoes as well, there is nothing worse than a man wearing a nice suit with dirty shoes!.
I got stopped in the street the other day by someone collecting for charity and when I refused to donate they had the cheek to ask "why not".
It is up to you who you donate to.
I can't handle the hangovers anymore. I know when ive had enough and stop.
I think you could class swinging as a hobby.
What would be good is if i could combine my hobby(military vehciles) with swinging!
I have been involved in a couple of these sessions and it has always ended up with someone sucking me off!.
Rome was'nt built in a day. Get yourself in the chatrooms and make friends. I am a single guy and have plenty of fun.
I know what you mean about m25/a3, but I still manage to have fun there!
I'm a single guy so the boy racers don't bother me, if they start shining lghts I go and talk to them, they either drive off or I end up having quite interesting conversations with them!.
You do get the odd "gay basher" but they don't scare me, and being single I have nothing to hide. I have been stopped by the police a few times and tell them the truth, they are usally quite stunned at my honesty!.