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burnie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
Straight Male, 55
United Kingdom

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Oh yummy yummy yum! Oh I forgot, I hate oral sex too, and I don't want to talk about it.
Thanks Mal
By the way, I love your white bits! You could crack walnuts with that butt.
Oh I see...he's edited out the open invitation to all us ladeeze to let him lick our pussies for us. Damn I missed out again..
I was being kind. They are sort of deranged and scary, aren't they. Like written by someone who has never had sex before or something.....do do do do....
Let me know if you got my PM. I don't know whether it sent or not as it hasn't shown up in my sent box.
Have you thought of trying out Liasons bi-night? It's 1:45 drive from Ncl, and I was told by the boss that usually about 12 couples and maybe 5 singles show up each week.
I'll PM you.
Manolishi; I think your natural talent is writing. That was brilliant! Made my day!
Phil, nice stories on your website, but they could really benefit from the use of commas.
Who do you try to go down on? Old Victorian lady nuns at tea parties?
KazBBW; I left you a private message in your PM box.
Cheers, sweeties!
I'm with little gem on that one. I let them think they've pleasured me and then I get on with what I really like....pleasuring them.
Hi naughty wigan couple.
I didn't mean to put anybody in a box. I didn't know any other way to ask the question because in my experience, when I was bigger I could take more. It must of had to do with sensitivity loss from the pill or time of the month. I know that now from all your kind replies to my weird question.
Mine has two little scars from operations. One is up and down and the other criss crosses it. It looks like a little bow.
Has anybody ever tried to write a story for Black Lace books?
I love black lace. Virgin publishing has taken them over and they're now publishing hot titles with regular looking covers, so you can read them on the train and stick to the seat before you get to your stop.
The trouble with most dirty books is the covers always have some bird dressed in a leather corset with her naked but sticking out, while licking her lips holding a whip, with a title like ; House of submission' Jennys heat'. Not exactly the kind of thing you want to be reading when Mrs McTavish your neighbour sits down beside you and says 'what are you reading dear?'
I think they should come with plain brown wrappers.
So that's two lovely ladies I would have liked to meet,who can't make it... :cry:
I'm going to polish my corset and get my suspender belt ready. I'd wear my thigh high platform boots if only they didn't make my toes go numb after 10 minutes. biggrin
Sorry little gem, I thought your reply said 'if IT wasn't at the Yorkie muncharoo'
I thought you were calling LC a derogatory term.
Have fun at your muncharoo.
LIttle Gem; Oh thank goodness, I'm not alone in this deception.
So do you think that how boney or unboney a person is has no relation to sensitivity? I wasn't sure. I was two stone heavier at one time, and I needed a better pounding than I do now, but it could have been because of the pill.
Sorry if I'm getting too personal, but you can't really talk about this with people you've just met at a club.
To Himn'her; I thought women knew women better too, but everything I learned about eating pussy, I learned from my husband and from watching Seymour Butts TV show. That come hither thing he does on the G-spot is wonderful.
My husband is great when I say it's abit too much. I think random people in clubs must thing the're bad lovers or something, when you say ouch, so they stop immediately.
Thank you moderator, for moving this post to the cafe for me.
You don't like la Chambre? How come? Where do you prefer?
I've only been to la Chambre once, and I liked the bar area. I liked the dungeon. I didn't like the way clothed people can run around the playrooms, and I didn't like the excessive heat. I did like the number of younger good looking couples that were there.
What happens is I'll be in the middle of a little soft swing, and my playmate, male or female will start out with a little nibble here and there, some nice licking, but then they do this thing you see in porn films where they take their fingers and either ram them into me like a jack hammer, or rub it back and forth across my clit as though they're trying to remove it.
A couple of times I've said 'please be a little more gentle' and they've jumped off of me like a scalded rabbit, totally embarrassed, where I still wanted to play, just abit they're scared to come near me again.
The other thing I find is large busted women tend to take my tiny nipples and twist them like bottle caps, and it's all I can do to stop tears forming.
I wondered if it's because I am quite small and thin, and maybe too sensitive, whereas most other ladies have abit more padding down there or need abit of a heavy handed approach.
Just food for thought if you find yourself with a smaller lady than you're used to, and wondering if I'm the only one who has this dilema. The problem is I lurveeee the ladies, but in all my experiences, only one has ever given me an orgasm.
How do you think he'd take it if I told him all the posters said that all the men dress up in corsets and stockings...hmmmm? I always wanted to molest Tim Curry in an indecent manner.
Anyone going to do the time warp again?
If you've been to theme based party nights before, howmany people actually dress up?
I went to a St Trillians party once at Club 2000 which is more like a house party than a club. The school girl thing was easy as most women just nicked something out of their teenage daughters' wardrobe, so about half dressed up, but unsure about how much effort goes on at something like a La Chambre party.
What do the guys wear, or do they dress up? Mr Burnie will be wandering around the house saying 'I don't want to look dorky. What the hell do I wear?' I don' t think he'll go for Frankenfurter somehow.
I liked the Story of O because when it came out, I was young and impressionable...and it made a very big impression.
My usual reading material is Black Lace books. Have any other ladies read them? I'm trying desperately to write a story to submit to them. It's pretty difficult to think of something unique.
Hi Sophie & Rob.
Let us know which club you had in mind, if its one weve been to we will let you know of our experience. La Chambre is good and so is Liaisons on a Sunday afternoon.
You can find indie and punk music at the Head of Steam, across from the Railway Station. There's a metal bar around there somewhere too. Closer to the pink triangle, or there was one.
Liasons has a bi night, and I was told about 12 couples usually attend. I believe La Chambre has a bi night also. They wouldn't hold them if there weren't enough people interested in them.
In other words, you're not alone.
Don't know if we'll be there or not, but la Chambre is fab. Get there early as there is a large queue when it opens on a Saturday night. Lots of younger couples as well as older, and great outfits.
The downstairs is more like a proper disco, but they have a stage, and a pole for any takers. A DJ blasts out the music, so you can dance if you want.
You'll feel comfortable in no time. Enjoy.
It depends on what (or who) the man has been eating. A carnivore will never be as sweet as a vegetarian. A smoker will be more acidic. A spirit drinker will taste stronger than a teetotaller.
Not that I'd really know anything about these things.....
Well fever is young and beautiful, and fevour is older and beautiful.
Only 25 couples are 'allowed to attend'.
They rent a top class venue or apartment for the night, and greet you at the door wearing monkey suits, and serve top brand alcohol, etc.
I think it's swinging for those who don't want to be around 'all those dreadful commoners'
like what I am mate.
Or maybe I'm just jealous coz I is too ugly ...