Aww..didn't you go? Try Liasons today then. Trust me, you'll never regret it. Even if you don't do anything but wander around and have a drink. Everybody was new once and we all sh*t ourselves, sitting outside the venue in our car, seeing who else was going in first.
Go go go! 2-8 o'clock this afternoon! We'd go but I'm on call tonight again.
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burnie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
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There is a new Hilton downtown, and a Holiday Inn.
There's a out of the way Holiday Inn in the north of the city. The Gosforth park hotel by the race track £££. There is a self check in Formule One in Kingston Park for only or something like that.
There are heaps of chain hotels where you can enter anonomously.
There's a out of the way Holiday Inn in the north of the city. The Gosforth park hotel by the race track £££. There is a self check in Formule One in Kingston Park for only or something like that.
There are heaps of chain hotels where you can enter anonomously.
We went to fun4two last nov.
It seems that Fri is what they call quieter. There were a lot of first timers running around but not doing too much until very late.
Sat was amazing. Think of your wildest fantasy and multiply by a million. LIke a naked disco full of supermodels, getting wanked in the hallways, ten person orgies with another 20 getting off on the sides. Fabulous lingerie. Urghhhh...sorry, I'm done now....
Sun is said to be the older generation where we skipped out to a different club and have kicked ourselves ever since.
Also they didn't mention, there are stacks of clean towels everywhere. All the toilets have bidets and small towels. The buffet has a grill and you can chose to cook your own steak or chicken. You have an hour to change into your lingerie after they play that song, and pretty well everybody wears something sexy. It's not like a towel convention like most clubs. There is also a tantric room where it looks like a harem and everybody lays naked on individual low beds and massages each other with scented oils. This room is veeery popular.
Have a blast!
It seems that Fri is what they call quieter. There were a lot of first timers running around but not doing too much until very late.
Sat was amazing. Think of your wildest fantasy and multiply by a million. LIke a naked disco full of supermodels, getting wanked in the hallways, ten person orgies with another 20 getting off on the sides. Fabulous lingerie. Urghhhh...sorry, I'm done now....
Sun is said to be the older generation where we skipped out to a different club and have kicked ourselves ever since.
Also they didn't mention, there are stacks of clean towels everywhere. All the toilets have bidets and small towels. The buffet has a grill and you can chose to cook your own steak or chicken. You have an hour to change into your lingerie after they play that song, and pretty well everybody wears something sexy. It's not like a towel convention like most clubs. There is also a tantric room where it looks like a harem and everybody lays naked on individual low beds and massages each other with scented oils. This room is veeery popular.
Have a blast!
If you watched 'the real wife swap' on channel 5 Fri night, has any body been to the 'local village fetish club'? Anybody know the name of it? I wouldn't mind a visit with Mr Burnie. Lots of toys to play with...and maybe they'll serve cheese and pineapple sticks and pork pie.
No seriously, anybody know?
No seriously, anybody know?
:lol: :shock: 
Did you see that last episode of Seymour Butts family business the other night?
He sent out ads all over to try to find guys who could work in porn films. All these eager hopefuls came in who thought they were amazing lovers, and most of them couldn't even get past the audition where they had to wank in front of 2 assistants and a camera man.
I think it might be like that when you're walking around a club or party for the first time, scared shitless, because I don't recall ever seeing men swaggering around with stonking great hardons in the bar area.
He sent out ads all over to try to find guys who could work in porn films. All these eager hopefuls came in who thought they were amazing lovers, and most of them couldn't even get past the audition where they had to wank in front of 2 assistants and a camera man.
I think it might be like that when you're walking around a club or party for the first time, scared shitless, because I don't recall ever seeing men swaggering around with stonking great hardons in the bar area.
I've never been offered cheese and pineapple on a spit at a swingers club. Have I been going to the wrong venues?
I suppose we just have to be happy we have clubs to go to, to get away from all the narrow minded moralists out there. I can think of a couple of clubs which we're never allowed to open, or stay open, due to some miserable codger with a clip board and some placard weilding grannies who said no.
I suppose we just have to be happy we have clubs to go to, to get away from all the narrow minded moralists out there. I can think of a couple of clubs which we're never allowed to open, or stay open, due to some miserable codger with a clip board and some placard weilding grannies who said no.
I must admit, we went to a club in Holland and a couple who must have been on the wrong side of 65, started following us around. They seemed lovely, but it would be too much like doing it with my Grandparents.
I think if you find people are running the other way when you start in their direction, just go to the clubs with the dark rooms and stay there. Hee hee....That's what I'm-a gonna do. I'll also wear lots of foundation underwear so nobody will know my tits are like two tennis balls in a sock...
I think if you find people are running the other way when you start in their direction, just go to the clubs with the dark rooms and stay there. Hee hee....That's what I'm-a gonna do. I'll also wear lots of foundation underwear so nobody will know my tits are like two tennis balls in a sock...
