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burnie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
Straight Male, 55
United Kingdom

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We were once kicked out of a sauna /pool area of a major hotel in Hamburg, because we weren't naked.
We soon rectified that of course.
I thought I was seeing things the other night, and I waited to see it again.....but the cat blinks! How cute is that.
Good for you! It was easy, wasn't it?
Even if you don't get any, the visual stimulation is worth the price of admission.
They tend to look a little silly on men I think. Some things just aren't right, you know?
It is very possibly a hormonal thing. Would she be interested in trying a herbal tonic? Holland and Barretts sell one for women and it works very well on some.
Could she be perimenopausal? That can mess everything up for awhile.
Try surfing the net for information on nutrition and it's effects on sex drive.
Stranger, definitely
A friend of ours did the same thing, and within a year the friend had the wife, the kids, the house, and our friend now lives in his mother's back room.
Also it makes things very awkard whenever you see that friend again, because you always wonder whether sex is now expected or going to happen, and you compare yourself to him.
FOR GODS SAKE MAN, DON'T DO IT!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by cheekychimp
mad and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple

Yeah...you do that and stare at your own site..... :shock:
Marcus.... cool
I think he said he wants to 'stare his owe site' grrrrrr
It's all in the editing, isn't it?
Maybe Americans look like they have small willies because so many have enormous bellies that hang over them.
Good show! You made us Brits come out really well. We don't need to dress up like idiots and dance around endlessly to have a good time. We just need a soft surface and bobs yer uncle! Rule Britannia!
I saw it on a TV show. It's a method normally favoured by porn starlets who don't have spotty arses. Personally I don't get it, nor would i. Ewwww
I can't post a profile either. Welcome to a really fun site. Enjoy
What you do is when they say 'Is this mr/mrs ****?' Say, no but just hang on . I'll get him/her.
Then put the receiver down beside the phone, and go watch TV.
Some of you might find this funny. I'm posting instructions because the link doesn't alwasy work:

click on Movies
then go to the Comedians section and click Harlan MCCray for an excellent Bush bashing!!!
The other comedians are pretty funny too.
Ya, they were Americans after all. Nothing like a good strong British male.
Quote by Dino.
Howmany usually get in on a Tues? Are there lots of single guys, or not too bad.

Not many people at all when HR and Dino announce they're going!
Its just as well you live too far away, cos if you turned up the grand total of guests would be 1, billy no mates MCB.
Yeah it's abit of a hike, butwe'd love to meet some of you. It's between there and Liasons.
Mr Burnie and I are thinking about going to Liasons some Tues night t. Has anybody been on bi-night before?
Howmany usually get in on a Tues? Are there lots of single guys, or not too bad.
Are there any clubs in Scotland? They tried to open one near the border in Carslisle but the council stopped it as far as I know. Does anybody know if the Black Orchid is operating?
I know. I have a Strat. But I don't publicise it or else I might be taken as an adolescent lost in Wayne's world, living in my parents back room under my Status Quo posters type and nobody will answer my post for fear they'll get Samantha Fox without the body.
As long as you're doing it for the right reasons and you know when to say no, go for it.
It's all about learning your own boundaries and strengths.
I wouldn't kick you out of bed.
I never found swinging with friends (who weren't swingers to begin with ) to be a particularly good idea. Watch out for that.
Hi Eagerslut;
You can get Blacklace books from Waterstones, and the big WHSmiths, sex shops that sell toys and lingerie usually have a selection. I get mine from the believe it or not, Oxfam book shop. They have a top shelf full of donated Nexus (male fantasy bondage /horsey nonsense), and Blacklace. Or Ebay is a goldmine of them. Also Amazon has them all.
Virgins new line is called Cheek.
My answers are underneath the questions, except for the last one, 'puberty' which popped out of the box for some odd reason. I left a couple blank, coz I is stoopid.
Quote by PoloLady
The Sunday Evening Adult Trivia Quiz
Round 1
1. What do Americans mean by ‘getting to second base’ on a date?
copping a feel
2. Complete this T-shirt slogan…
“F C K… ___ _____ _______ __ ___”
3. The term ‘polygyny’ refers to having more than one what?
wife
4. Which artic nomads made a practice of lending wives to visitors?
eskimos
5. Is a ‘bi-swing’ : group sex with only women, an item of clothing, something men and women sit on?
what's on offer?
6. Do Daddy Longlegs mate face to face, doggy or 69?
Daddys don't mate
7. In 1672, what commodity being shipped to the colonies was worth 120 pounds of tobacco?
tea
8. In old England, what was a ‘mopsey’?
a bicycle?
9. What is dysfunctional Coital Aninsertia?
inability to get it up?
10. In the USA, what ranges from 7 years to 18 years?

puberty?
I'm probably going to be working. I tend to most Sat nights.
You can do it. It's really really easy. Call them up for a chat first.
If you look at the erotic-readers web page, you can access writers guidelines for all the major publishers. Black lace has changed over the years and they list all the done to deaths and the 'we don't wants'. I read one about a goth girl who was screwing a politician on top of tombs in grave yard. All the writers are totally different in their approach and style with the newer titles. More twist in the tale in the Wiked words series. I like them. They're fun and light. It's not brain surgery, but at least it's not readers' wives.
Anne Rice is brilliant, isn't she.
Black lace have evolved over the years. They're much sharper nowadays. Or you can pick up packs of them on ebay.
I got a new blacklace from Waterstones called' Wicked words, sex on holiday'. It's really good.