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burnie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
Straight Male, 55
United Kingdom
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It's frightening to think of some of the things that happen in the name of porn.
On a lighter note, we saw a dvd which was shot in some eastern block country, and it was supposed to be an abduction. The girl kept smiling and giggling in between trying to look terrified, so they had to cover her mouth with tape to stop her.
Then the abductor had some sort of hose contraption hidden behind his erect dick. There was someone else who was pumping white liquid through it, so it looked like he was cumming an obsene amount. He moved slightly and you could see the hose. It was really funny.
Good film, good acting, good editing, I'd give it a 10 out of 10.
On a lighter note, we saw a dvd which was shot in some eastern block country, and it was supposed to be an abduction. The girl kept smiling and giggling in between trying to look terrified, so they had to cover her mouth with tape to stop her.
Then the abductor had some sort of hose contraption hidden behind his erect dick. There was someone else who was pumping white liquid through it, so it looked like he was cumming an obsene amount. He moved slightly and you could see the hose. It was really funny.
Good film, good acting, good editing, I'd give it a 10 out of 10.
Awww....Fun4two.....Saturday nights......bliss!!!!! I live on the memory of my night there.
Just to look at all the pretty people in fantastic underwear, and to partake in their grill and buffet. Get there as soon as it opens and get into the restaurant area. Then head to the tantric massage room before it fills up. Have a soak in the pool. Even the changing rooms are stimulating.
Just to look at all the pretty people in fantastic underwear, and to partake in their grill and buffet. Get there as soon as it opens and get into the restaurant area. Then head to the tantric massage room before it fills up. Have a soak in the pool. Even the changing rooms are stimulating.
I met a woman in a travel chatroom and she wanted to send me a poem or something. I gave her my address, and she started bombarding me with 8, 9, 10 emails a day, and sending me pics of her entire family, and long stories about what her grandfather did in 1910 New York. Then would come the emails asking me if I had read this one or that one and what I thought. She would email me the minute I posted something on the site.
I eventually told her I got a work contract and would be gone until October...about now :shock: and I re-registered under another name so she wouldn't follow me anymore.
She was an 45 year old spinster who lived with and took care of her parents, so I thought she would be harmless, but you never know. She was inviting me to visit her in Ireland when she came over in the summer, and hinting to come over here, etc. Highly religious, blasting and damning, scary woman.
They're everywhere.....looming....waiting for a way into your life
I eventually told her I got a work contract and would be gone until October...about now :shock: and I re-registered under another name so she wouldn't follow me anymore.
She was an 45 year old spinster who lived with and took care of her parents, so I thought she would be harmless, but you never know. She was inviting me to visit her in Ireland when she came over in the summer, and hinting to come over here, etc. Highly religious, blasting and damning, scary woman.
They're everywhere.....looming....waiting for a way into your life
The only times I would eat English food while travelling, was if I just didn't have the time. If I was on a tour, and we only had an hour or so in a place, I might grab a quick McD, so I would still have time to get into that church or visit that gallery.
I think it's sad when people won't even try the local food. Some of the best food I've ever eaten was off a street cart in Thailand, or a piece of tortilla from a local tapas bar.
I think it's sad when people won't even try the local food. Some of the best food I've ever eaten was off a street cart in Thailand, or a piece of tortilla from a local tapas bar.
Quote by Alexandra
Hey I even remember 2 pence pieces and 'proper' sized 5p's!
Does anybody remember tapping the number out on the two thingies on the top of the phone (used when mum and dad locked the phone hehehehehe). It worked on the phones in the boxes too.
Flippin Heck - I can remember the old 'Push Button A' ones.
And wasn't it Button B to get your money back?
I remember.......dial pay phones.
What's with the phone chat lines?
I was just flicking around Sky and listened to babestation and all these women describing themselves and who they want to talk to. Do you think they're legit? or are they actors?
What do men get out of talking dirty to a stranger at a £ a minute?
Anybody confess to using one out there?
I was just flicking around Sky and listened to babestation and all these women describing themselves and who they want to talk to. Do you think they're legit? or are they actors?
What do men get out of talking dirty to a stranger at a £ a minute?
Anybody confess to using one out there?
I used to get them too. I wouldn't open them, and I put a block on 20 to 30 different phrases within the letter, and the barrage of addresses they use.
I also reported them back to .
Once I had to change my email address to get rid of them.
They seemed to contain the stinger virus when I was getting them. You can download antistinger softwear on the net.
I also reported them back to .
Once I had to change my email address to get rid of them.
They seemed to contain the stinger virus when I was getting them. You can download antistinger softwear on the net.
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I love corsets too, being small waisted and big hipped, they make me look even more curvy......
btw im 34 / 27 / 39 without a corset on
lol
Your hips and bum look good to me
Thanks, not bad after two kids huh :wink:
Corsets do look good but some people do take the look too far by supposedly having their lower ribs removed (alledgely: Jlo, Cher and Marilyn Manson so he could performautofellatio lol).
Dont fancy the look of this thou, saw her on TV not long ago:-
:uhoh:
I know what fellatio means but "auto fellatio" could you enlighten me plz
That pic is horrible (runs to the toilet to be sick) :lol:
It means one doth have the ability and agility to suck oneself off.
I saw a program about a man who designs corsets. He wears them himself. He says that you have to go down in size over time, and eventually your organs move to give you the ridiculously small waist. He had a female protegue and she looked like the lady in the picture. Could be her.
I think it's like foot binding if you take it to that degree. Or neck stretching with the rings.
Ewwww.
I think it's like foot binding if you take it to that degree. Or neck stretching with the rings.
Ewwww.
