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burnie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
Straight Male, 55
United Kingdom

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Quote by Darkfire
If you are going to talk into someone's ear in a club, talk to the side, so you're both staring in the same direction.
I find if someone speaks directly into my ear, it's like this
HELLLOOO HOW ARE YOOOUUUU?? I'd rather be allowed to adjust my head so I can hear them without blasting my ear off.
An ear blaster sends me off to find my friend, very quickly.

lol! yup, I forgot that one! - problem is with the talking to the side is that you get the full-on beer/garlic breath wafting directly across your face. At least if he's facing you and talking into your ear it kinda disappears over ya shoulder ! wink
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True, but the lethal beer/garlic breath, while wafting over your shoulder, might disolve your hair, leaving you with a frazzled mess. Maybe we should advise him to wear a helmet with some kind of walkie talkie system.
Ohh, I've got another one to add to Darkfire's list.
If you are going to talk into someone's ear in a club, talk to the side, so you're both staring in the same direction.
I find if someone speaks directly into my ear, it's like this
HELLLOOO HOW ARE YOOOUUUU?? I'd rather be allowed to adjust my head so I can hear them without blasting my ear off.
An ear blaster sends me off to find my friend, very quickly.
We wanted to visit one on a trip to Canada, and would be required to meet one of the organisers in a prearranged place and prove who we were. Then be discussed by the group to see if we would be invited to attend the once monthly secret meeting at someones home. In Toronto, there is a boat that has infrequent sailings, where people 'gasp' pull up their tops and stuff, but not in front of the window.
I think they still get blacked out bits in dirty mags and have never seen an erect penis in print yet.
I think you can still get arrested if you scratch in public.
I would love to visit the Red Rooster club in Vegas. Anybody been before?
I don't know how prevailant something like swinging would be in more religious based countries and more rural countries. Chinese are very supersticious and spiritural as a rule. Alot of these countries have more of a 'men are men, and the wife stays home while he goes to a prostitute' mentality, like many places in Africa. In some countries men are known to practice homosexuality for extra ciricular activity and before marriage, because sex with the wife is for procreation.
Some places are too 'small town'. Did you see the episode of real wife swaps where the couple from what was it? Norway? came out as swingers, and he got fired and they eventually had to move?
I agree with the western society making money from it, but I do believe there are other factors involved in many other societies.
I think it could be a western thing. If you saw part of a series about people going to Thailand for different reasons, one fellow was a photographer, and was looking for Thai bar girls for photo shoots.
He had a hard time finding women who would even spread their legs for the camera, even though they were dancing in nudie bars and working as prostitutes.
It seems there are different levels of acceptance for certain things sexual.
Even in Canada it's still mainly cloak and dagger stuff, except in maybe Quebec province.
Quote by Calista
Whenever i stand at the counter in the kitchen whether it be cutting bread or something else i usually have my hubby standing behind me thrusting like a rabid dog or groping me :shock:
Have you tried cutting bread .... I worry about my fingers too much!
C x

Now, why do they do that? Forget stockings and suspenders, or dirty videos....just siddle up to the sink and start washing the dishes...
I had mine neutered :twisted: . He's much better now.
For bread cutting, buy a knife with a guide piece on it. Perfect slice everytime.
Quote by HornyRed
Do you mean pretend bi-women, as in a man pretending to be one; or as a woman who wants to see if she might like it or does it because it's the thing to do?

Both really mad
I get abit peeved at the latter. You can always tell if someone's heart isn't in it.
Do you mean pretend bi-women, as in a man pretending to be one; or as a woman who wants to see if she might like it or does it because it's the thing to do?
Now I'm getting paranoid. Am I sharing shaving secrets with a bunch of men?
I've sent pics out and never got a return letter. Is this like the Masons?
(I'm a girl)
Mach three and shaving gel!
My God that was hilarious!!! Send it to the Daily Mail and see if they'll print it (not bloodly likely, but they should!)
We were looking for clubs in the UK and ratings of them. Mr Burnie found the forum and said, I've registered, you'll like it.
Now he just sees the back of my head and hears a constant click click clickity click.
I love the witty reparte, and the fact you don't write something and have to look back 2 days later to see if anybody has responded.
Great site, and have been chatting with some very interesting people we are looking forward to meeting when we can.
I find most girl on girl films are a million times more sensual than the old male/ female sort, with all that endless suck suck suck (to infinity), then bonk bonk bonk, change position, bonk bonk bonk for half an hour, cum on girls face while she pretends to like it while sticking her tounge out like a gaping fish.
I think we girlies know what the porn actresses are really thinking, which spoils the effect for us.
There is a series of films made by women directors. Maybe try to find some of those.
No he's not!!!!!!!
But then again, neither is Ulrika or Nancy!
You forgot to mention....turn up volume on speaker system before playing it!
Bastard!!! :shock:
I think you can buy these cat deterent ultrasonic noise maker things at places like Garden Centres and B&Q. They make a noise cats don't like, but we can't hear.
Quote by GenHertsCpl
All I can say is Clare, maybe look into homeopathic and more natural things to eleviate any symptons. Even look into diet, many people just dont realise how our food we eat is effecting us, there could be many foods or supplements that may help you, short or long term.
My friend has MS and was always going on about 'her homeopath' and her reflexology etc, and i although i used to agree with her in principle, i thought she took it too far at times. Having spent time with her and researched more into homeopathy etc, i now realise how much it helps her, and even now 4 years later, still isnt on any medication for her MS. Amazing.
Give it a go hun, and i hope things get better for you, sooner rather than later.
kiss Clare

I'm one of those who has been helped immensely by homeopathy. I went from crippling, not leave the house pain and craziness, to normality. I'd definitely call a qualified person and ask them about it. good luck with it all.
Oh, one of them ones then? Them flashing light, new fangled, thingy majiggys.
Well....I'm still jealous of all of you who don't live in the weird weather vortex that is the Northeast, but if it's any consolation, I did get the grass cut, and it still hasn't dropped bucket loads of watery nonsense from the grey skies looming overhead.
I post when I'm skiving off what I really should be doing. Posted alot today.... :silly: bolt
Better get back to work now...
I'd like to say thank you to Sean for inviting us, and soooo sorry we couldn't get there. Especially after reading about all the fun you had. Oh well, life happens. Maybe next time.
Cheers all
the Burnies
Technology doesn't worry me. Why should I worry about technology. computers no my anything with a plug. I dont need any of those instruction manuals. Nothing confusing about computers, and stuff like that......no way hos-ay... how can anyone get confused about something as simple as technology. Just call me Mrs Technology. Queen of tech......
just one thing.....what's a webcam? redface
Check out 'the Showboat' club site. It's outside of Amsterdam, and they have an amazing looking fetish night. I saw some really nice ropework in their picture gallery.
We have an oversized corner bath jacuzzi thing with a seat. It makes a huge shower stall. I love it.
Very nice work. Does it involve suspension also? How long can a person safely stay tied?
We were playing in a club in Alicante, and the lovely lady who was mowing my lawn slipped her pinky up my jacksie. I didn't know how to say 'please take your finger out of my bum' in spanish, so I just went with it.
arrrghhhh! I want to live down south :cry:
It was sunny in the morning, but a very very big black cloud has just obliterated the sun........
and yes, it is like Blade Runner up here, with the constant nuclear fall out cold damp drizzle and no visible sun in the sky. sigh
I love the weather reports where they show the continent and it's lovely with scorchio sunshines glued all over the map , and there is so much cloud over the UK, that they have to trace it so you can find it. lol