you can`t call the lovely clare a donkey.......no wonder she divorced you .lol :crazy:
thay do... its called a windscreen wiper :silly:
now children its only a game........you dont have to take the piss. :giggle:
i can make bubbles in the bath........ :giggle:
i don` t know realy after 10 pints i don`t give a shit. :cheers: lol
if i`m starting to get on your tits let me know :thrilled: :giggle:
well done shadow :cheers:
hi shadow.............or is that eyeshadow,,,,,,,,,,anyway :welcome:
hehehehehehe :giggle: :giggle:
hope you didn`t jump vix :twisted:
make sure you turn your volume up before viewing this. hehehehe
ok its friday & the fekin olympics are on so i`m off for a smooch around stockport later to see if anyone are tampering with there bits & bobs, if any couples or ladies are out tonight pm me. :thumbup: ttfn
remove the half eaten banana.....
:undecided: When I was a teenager & I got a hard on I could not bend it, now that I am older & get a hard on I find that I can bend it…the question is… am I getting stronger?
redbird your boobies are perfect, leave them alone & i will leave my willy alone ok. :thumbup:
ok red i will, its nice though to think someone cares about my willy lol :smile2:
AWWWWW thanks redbird :happy:
but as thay say god loves a trier. 
do i have to go & chop my foreskin off with a rusty knife or something now to mark the event. :undecided: