another bad one for the naughty nurse
The doctor examines the patient with 60% burns and says to the nurse "give this man a double dose of Viagra"
The nurse says "will that help the burns doctor"
"No" says the doc "but it will keep the sheet off his legs"
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just ad a look
1, captain beefheart & his magic band- trouts mask replica
2, led zep- volume three
3, sandy denny- like an old fashioned waltz.
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the one that does my head in, is the one on itv2 that says i`ve got the right, i`ve got the right.
well feck off & buy your fecking council house then.
oh i do feel better for that. :smug:
B
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yep.
the sun will rise in the morning, then go down again at night.
with stuff apening in the middle :huh:
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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by the way, what the feck is miro when it`s at home
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well thats it then, :undecided: that`s the last time i do someone a favour, if as soon as my back`s turned you start talking about miro without me. :wary:
thats funny , i don`t remember talking about miro............i must have been sha............
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If men had a pussy for a day
If men had a pussy for a day they would:
1. wonder what the little pink button next to it does.
2. lie in bed all morning with a hand mirror.
3. get up and go shopping for cucumbers.
4. go to church and pray for breasts aswell.
5. secretly worry about whether it was bigger than everybody elses.
6. lie in bed all afternoon with a video camera.
7. finally find that damn g spot that all the fuss is about.
8. get picked up in a bar without even trying.
9. have an orgasm, then have another one without needing a nap first.
10. repeat number 9.
If women had a cock for a day
if women had a cock for a day they would:
1. measure it to see whether that really is 6 inches.
2. pee standing up without even trying to hit the toilet.
3. get a blow job.
4. fall asleep without saying thanks.
5. wake up.
6. repeat number 3.
number 3.
8. repeat number 3.
9. repeat number 3.
10. repeat number 3.
hi felinesexy :welcome: & good morning :yawn: