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butters999999
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
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You'd best check that she didn't say give her pussy some meat! :shock:
<.......... hears gasps from the forum.... did Alex REALLY say that?.........>
Sorry folks
I'm ashamed of myself!HEY!!!!! I only asked him to feed the cat when I went out! FFS! A girl can't ask a favour now with out it being turned into something it's not!!! I was going out for a nice FFM 3sum and didn't want the cat to be lonely and hungry so I thought I'd ask someone to feed it!
Anyway you already know I have had top quality meat from marmalaid this week! You’ve seen the pics!!!!!!
at this point i normally ask what a lovely woman like you is doing in a place like this... but no one needs to see the piss poor effort that is my pulling
:D :D I thought it was quite a good start! xxxx
So............ if you didn't liberate the yorkie, who did?
well it couldn't of been a girl I mean yorkies are not for girls are they?
Quote by Rainbows
Ummmmm - this thread started way before I joined in here. Are you saying that single Bi fems - much as the old rainbow here are kinda scarce??
Would this go some way to explaining the size of my e-mail inbox at the moment?
And MORE IMPORTANTLY - does this mean I can get away with a large amount of pisstaking???? :happy: :happy:
:taz: :taz: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh bugger - please will someone learn how to teach cats to hoover!!! I have two cats - one hoover. They could take turns!!
Not that rare but yes it would explain your mail box lol and no you can't get away with the pisstaking none of us can there’s always some one quicker or better at it then you are lol
Quote by AlexandraLet's come of the hijacks for a second...
well we have all seen the films, but is it true, do people really have sex with animals, i mean the 4 legged type, not the mad geezers out there.
come on open up if any of ever had, tell us all dont be shy!!!!!!!
Does it happen???
Find out here
Hey Marm - considering the topic - that could be quite hurtful to the lady in question in the pics!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Thanks for the concern Alexandra but I knew what he meant
:rotflmao: 
Quote by neilinleeds
butters fetch yer coat luv you've pulled! :lol2:
i'm not talking to tevo and cambsguy for taking the piss! it's not easy being a leeds fan you know! how would you like it eh?
<<< humph! >>>
neil - in leeds leeds leeds!!!
lol Think I might stay here actually ! And Neil I know lots of Leeds fans and they are great people xxx
hey butters how come a woman from warwicks follows the irons ?
mmm is that a why is a woman into football question? or a location question I wonder? lol I’ll answer both
I was born in London and lived there until I was 21. From the age of 4 I went to every home match of West Ham, I've seen the greats including Geoff Hurst, Bobby Moore, Trevor Brooking (cant stand the man!) Billy Bonds, Phil Parks and many many others! I am in fact a true Cockney born in the sound of bow bells (which means they were ringing when I was born) at 7pm almost 37 years to the day (Thursday coming!) Moved to the midlands when I met hubby because he had the better-paid job and it's cheaper up here!
mmm is that a why is a woman into football question? or a location question I wonder? lol I’ll answer both
I was born in London and lived there until I was 21. From the age of 4 I went to every home match of West Ham, I've seen the greats including Geoff Hurst, Bobby Moore, Trevor Brooking (cant stand the man!) Billy Bonds, Phil Parks and many many others! I am in fact a true Cockney born in the sound of bow bells (which means they were ringing when I was born) at 7pm almost 37 years to the day (Thursday coming!) Moved to the midlands when I met hubby because he had the better-paid job and it's cheaper up here!
