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carpet_2_lay
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Llandudno

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:idea: you ladies are gonna need a coat hanger ,,i can impersonate one and keep your coats warm then drop em all :P ....thats what happens when ya have sexist parties ....no males indeed :Rolleyes
biggrin well i missed this posting didnt i lol. hope the party goes swingingly .........have a great night ya all ..............and remember ........if ya cant be good.........im jealous lol :D
take the naughty duos advice mucker then maybe ( if ya play yer cards right ) you,ll get to muck around lol ....good luck
woohoo im a cornflake now makes a change from being a scots porridge oat i suppose biggrin :D
anyway how can ya tart in a chat room , i mean come on , give me 1/2 chance at least lol rolleyes
biggrin yeppppppp im back with teeth bared :D ready for a nibble ,,,,,,,,,,bring it on ladies wink
biggrin hiya , well i thought i,d just say hello to all you forum buddies , i havent been posting much lately but to coin an affectionate phrase im only a finger away (mail me ffs lol ) .
well i hope your all well and things are going swingingly .
love to al
carpet not hump pile lol
ooooooooooooh i like to take for walkies :twisted: ..... just a note really to say hope you find what your looking for NWCs advice is always good , helped me loads . once again ...all the best biggrin
hi i,ll come as long as i have at least 3 week notice of date , ( thats if you invite me ofcourse )
and whos the imp going with ???? confused:
hiya folks , its me !! been a while since my last post but ive been around (not like that , i wish lol ) well if any ladies/cpls fancy a natter/meet ! get back to me if not ..........well happy swinging and good luck smile :) :) :)
oooh kitten i thought you were booked up and purring hehe........any single vacancies me wonders biggrin lol
woohoo looking good NWC looks like theres gonna be a few beers flying around biggrin . see all you folk there ... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
i agree on the facts that have been pointed , as a relative "newbie" i came into this for more the social side of things than sex , i wont deny sex is a big bonus yes! but its not the reason why im here , id be up to attent the social that NWC is talking about biggrin
hi any of you lovely ladies/cpls fancy a meet tonight ? drink and take it from there ! , im non pushy , quite the opposite really lol lol