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OMG I thoughtt it only went up to 100. I'm in the 70's now I think although had to skip the cat 1.. can always come back to it when I get bored
The pussy needs stroking
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celestria
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by FreckledbirdI hate having to ask MrFB to do that
I've been racking my brains on this one and yes, i now know why i need mr J....
To open bottles and jars
you can buy a gadget that does it....invented by a man :PBugger off!I have a little rubber mat thingy (supposed to help grip the lid to make it easier) but it doesn't work
I couldn't get on with those rubber mat thingies either... found my jar opener in the plumbing aisle at B&Q.
Called a strap wrench and I have never had a bottle or jar defeat me yet
Quote by Freckledbirdthere was a thread while ago where some people said that swingers buy tiger bread and/or have Pampas grass in their garden.
It's a theory we're working on since someone who stayed at ours commented that all the swingers they knew bought tiger bread too. Seems to be holding up so far :giggle:
Quote by blonde
and girls ...............
I get a million PM's telling me to join the picket line but do I get one PM telling me to come and meet Luke? do I?and I thought you were my friends :cry:
I was thinking the same thing... but having perved perused his profile I wouldn't have told anyone else either :twisted: :twisted:
The more I think about this the more I come closer to a conclusion.
The embryos were frozen for THEIR future use. They are no longer a couple and hence THEY have no future.
I feel for the woman I really do, but they both still have the option to raise a family. OK genetically the children she may bear or adopt will not be hers. But from what I can gather, the option of attempting to freeze embryos until a later date just in case they decided the time was right for them to start a family was just one of many options they discussed. There was always the chance that it wouldn't work and that they would have to fall back on one of the other options.
This, in my eyes, was not her last chance to have her child, this was her last chance to have THEIR child. So I'm tending towards agreeing with the courts decision. He's not stopping her from having a child, he's stopping her from having THEIR child.
The embryos were frozen for THEIR future use. They are no longer a couple and hence THEY have no future.
I feel for the woman I really do, but they both still have the option to raise a family. OK genetically the children she may bear or adopt will not be hers. But from what I can gather, the option of attempting to freeze embryos until a later date just in case they decided the time was right for them to start a family was just one of many options they discussed. There was always the chance that it wouldn't work and that they would have to fall back on one of the other options.
This, in my eyes, was not her last chance to have her child, this was her last chance to have THEIR child. So I'm tending towards agreeing with the courts decision. He's not stopping her from having a child, he's stopping her from having THEIR child.
OK strap ons, dildos, etc are prettier than cocks... discuss
And you never have the problem of trying to placate and boost the ego of a floppy dildo do you?
I can see how lesbians are not attrated to men or their penises, but do enjoy strap on sex. I get it completely... just can't explain how or why it's different
PS The tart is sooo going to kill me when he sees this thread tonight... especially when he sees your contribution RPM :giggle:
And you never have the problem of trying to placate and boost the ego of a floppy dildo do you?
I can see how lesbians are not attrated to men or their penises, but do enjoy strap on sex. I get it completely... just can't explain how or why it's different
PS The tart is sooo going to kill me when he sees this thread tonight... especially when he sees your contribution RPM :giggle:
I honestly don't know what I think. There are some things that I side with her argument and other points where I think he has a valid point too. I am pleased it wasn't me who had to make the decision because I don't think I could fully back either of them unreservedly.
Technology means that this won't be an issue for other couples in the future since unfertilised eggs can now be frozen.
It saddens me that she can't now have a child that is genetically hers as was her wish at the start of it all, but she does have other options open to her through the generosity of women who donate their eggs and through the adoption routes. If she does decide to take one of those routes I just hope the press leave her alone to get on with it in peace and we don't see her being made headline news for it.
Technology means that this won't be an issue for other couples in the future since unfertilised eggs can now be frozen.
It saddens me that she can't now have a child that is genetically hers as was her wish at the start of it all, but she does have other options open to her through the generosity of women who donate their eggs and through the adoption routes. If she does decide to take one of those routes I just hope the press leave her alone to get on with it in peace and we don't see her being made headline news for it.
Quote by well_busty_babe
obviosly i can do upto where i am stuck at, so bribes by pm welcome! lol
sorry everyone! honest, i did not mean for you all to get as addicted as i am !
Lying cow.... you wanted us ALL to become as addicted as you so that if you got stuck again someone here could help you :giggle:
Thank you WBB for finding me a new way to lose a few hours of my life :lol: :lol: :lol:
I love the freshly showered smell... doesn't matter what shower gel it is, just that clean smell is soooo yummy.
I wear D&G feminine... I love the smell on me. Tart wears D&G masculine and eternity according to his mood and I love the smell of them both on him. An ex but still good friend of mine wears ck one... the smell of him wearing it still does things to me 
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I wear D&G feminine... I love the smell on me. Tart wears D&G masculine and eternity according to his mood and I love the smell of them both on him. An ex but still good friend of mine wears ck one... the smell of him wearing it still does things to me
ops: My take on it...
Does this site work for single guys who sign up and expect an easy shag with anyone they like the look of? .... nope
Does this site work for single guys who sign up, know what they're looking for and are prepared to put time and effort into finding compatible people who fit the bill? ... yup it does.
You get out of life (and this site) only what you're prepared to put in
Does this site work for single guys who sign up and expect an easy shag with anyone they like the look of? .... nope
Does this site work for single guys who sign up, know what they're looking for and are prepared to put time and effort into finding compatible people who fit the bill? ... yup it does.
You get out of life (and this site) only what you're prepared to put in
Quote by Stormwalker
AAAgggggggggghhhhhhhh!
9 mins to go!
so have you won the bid then?
and sweetie... i think the dogging spot isn't at the end of the road but just over the other side of Mway....well there are always people parked up there at night....
Sorry?
:giggle: Think that bit was aimed at me for my earlier post
Quote by celestria
I have this impulsive desire to get the tart to take me out dogging tonight... problem is I've never been and he doesn't know any dogging spots around here. At this rate we'll be driving down to the bottom of the street and just pretending
Have you signed up to the equal opportunities for swingers deal or something? Heck no you're not being racist. Just because employers have quotas with regard to the number of ethnic and less able bodied people on their workforce doesn't mean that as a swinger you should adopt those rules too.
I say shag who you want to and stuff the daft quotas :wink:
NB I have nothing against people of a different skin colour than my own or people who are differently abled than myself. My comments are not meant maliciously but please feel free to give me a gobful via pm if you think I'm out of order
I say shag who you want to and stuff the daft quotas
:wink: NB I have nothing against people of a different skin colour than my own or people who are differently abled than myself. My comments are not meant maliciously but please feel free to give me a gobful via pm if you think I'm out of order
Quote by Dirtygirlie
I have this impulsive desire to get the tart to take me out dogging tonight... problem is I've never been and he doesn't know any dogging spots around here. At this rate we'll be driving down to the bottom of the street and just pretending
Shout if you need any tips! :giggle:
Yeah I've heard those malicious rumours about you and dogging... Bottom of the street it is then :giggle:
I love taller men... being quiet ikkle myself, yes even shorter than dino, it would be blooming hard to find a bloke shorter than me anyway :giggle:
I am attracted to females around the same height as me though... give or take a few inches
OMG I just realised... this is a size debate isn't it? :giggle:
I am attracted to females around the same height as me though... give or take a few inches
OMG I just realised... this is a size debate isn't it? :giggle:
Lilac, there's room enough for everyone. Don't you dare give up on munches just because one person says you should.
In a room of 200 people you can easily avoid the one person who doesn't want you there and to be honest it's them and not you that's going to look like the pathetic fool if they kick up a fuss about being in the same room as you.
Be strong, stand tall and proud, ignore the fool and do what you want to do, not what someone else tries to dictate you should.
In a room of 200 people you can easily avoid the one person who doesn't want you there and to be honest it's them and not you that's going to look like the pathetic fool if they kick up a fuss about being in the same room as you.
Be strong, stand tall and proud, ignore the fool and do what you want to do, not what someone else tries to dictate you should.
