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celestria
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
Straight Male, 53
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You know that advert with the line "touch my food, feel my fork" well when it's getting close to my period being due it's more a kind of "touch my tits, feel my machete"
They get incredibly sensitive, in a painful kind of way. Stimulation of any kind with the accompanying PMT means I'll get a little irritated... ok a LOT irritated
They get incredibly sensitive, in a painful kind of way. Stimulation of any kind with the accompanying PMT means I'll get a little irritated... ok a LOT irritated
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Still not had mine yet- though the way my waistline is going at the moment perhaps its for the best
Have faith winchwench. I'd just about given up hope with mine. The postie has just this minute been and mine is here... special indulgent treat for me later when I've finished work I think :bounce:
Tell your dentist when you get there that you're scared hunny, obviously not in front of the little one though. I stopped going to a dentist for about 5 years because they terrified me and it was only incredible toothache that made me go. I told my new dentist that I was scared of him at the time and he was lovely. He asked me how I wanted to play it. Gave me the options of him chatting to distract me, chatting about what he was doing or just getting on with it in silence. I opted for him talking me through everything, so he told me what he was doing and why and he generally made me feel a lot more at ease. He didn't make me feel silly for being scared at all and was very reassuring and told me I had to speak up if I wanted to take a break at any time and he'd give me a 5 minute breather. Probably took a lot longer than normal to get that filling, but for me it was well worth the time and patience he had with me.
Have to say since that first visit I don't get as scared as I used to.
Have to say since that first visit I don't get as scared as I used to.
I rarely cum through penetration alone if I haven't cum by other means first. Oral for me is the easiest way to cum, even more so if I'm being penetrated at the same time but then it's more of an all over orgasm than a clitoral or penetrative one if you know what I mean.
Once I've had one orgasm the next one(s) seem to come along easier and easier each time until I get to the "kicking off" stage
And yes it's not unknown for me to kick out when I've had about as much as I can take.
If, for whatever reason, it just ain't happening then I will nudge things into the right spot, or give harder, faster, slower, more gentle comands until I lose the ability to speak After all the only person you're cheating by faking it is yourself
Does that answer your question Dark? :lol: :lol:
Once I've had one orgasm the next one(s) seem to come along easier and easier each time until I get to the "kicking off" stage
And yes it's not unknown for me to kick out when I've had about as much as I can take.If, for whatever reason, it just ain't happening then I will nudge things into the right spot, or give harder, faster, slower, more gentle comands until I lose the ability to speak
After all the only person you're cheating by faking it is yourself Does that answer your question Dark? :lol: :lol:
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mmmmmmmmmmm
one day to go and i havent sorted out anything
suitcase hmmmmm empty...........
travel....ahhhh not yet......
boots(the shop)........not yet
dvds for journey....nope
lol starting to see the picture
Mike
get your arse into gear young man you have duties to perform :twisted:
Earthy xx
Mike's the nominated stripper for tomorrow then? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'm in a very positive mood... got a huge spring clean to do next week, on the plus side the kids are at their dad's all week so it wont be the usual case of them messing things up as fast as I'm cleaning and tidying them
Cleaning day at work on Monday... on the plus side we've squeezed some of those tasks into our hours this week so I won't be there for as long.
So any offers of help when you've finished working for Jags would be appreciated :lol:
Right off to work in a bit... my weekend starts at 2pm when I finish yippeeeeeeeeee
Cleaning day at work on Monday... on the plus side we've squeezed some of those tasks into our hours this week so I won't be there for as long.
So any offers of help when you've finished working for Jags would be appreciated :lol:
Right off to work in a bit... my weekend starts at 2pm when I finish yippeeeeeeeeee
One day Mr Bondage went over to see Little Miss Naughty. Mr Bondage liked Little Miss Naughty. Little Miss Naughty liked Mr Bondage. Little Miss Naughty especially liked Mr Bondage when he brought his whips and handcuffs with him. Mr Bondage and Little Miss Naughty had a lot of fun together. Then Mr Bondage wiped his cock on Little MIssNaughty's curtains and went home. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ffs it was a long post... that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it :lol:
ffs it was a long post... that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it
:lol: cd's to pc is easy... windows media player... put the cd into your drive and rip the cd to the library... they you can drag it from the library on your pc (think it defaults to my music in my documents) and then when you connect the mp3 player to the pc (via a usb port) you can drag and drop the tunes you want onto the mp3 player.
Or at least that's what I think I did for the kids :lol:
Or at least that's what I think I did for the kids
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