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celestria
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
Straight Male, 53
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I met fektart for the first time at an SH munch.
I met my ex husband in a pub on a friend of mine's after work birthday drinks.
The bloke I was with before that I met in a children's playground. I was taking some little children to play on the swings and he was playing frisbee with a couple of his mates. I was just about to head off to uni, his parents had just moved to the village and he had just finished uni. Oh yeah there was loads to do in that village on a sunny afternoon in the middle of summer
I met my ex husband in a pub on a friend of mine's after work birthday drinks.
The bloke I was with before that I met in a children's playground. I was taking some little children to play on the swings and he was playing frisbee with a couple of his mates. I was just about to head off to uni, his parents had just moved to the village and he had just finished uni. Oh yeah there was loads to do in that village on a sunny afternoon in the middle of summer
:shock: :shock: I've just read all the posts in this thread from last night and realised exactly what time I disappeared off to bed and promptly fell asleep 
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Essex... just you wait!!!
Fee... your skirt sweetie would be one of the first places I'd look
Kiss... where's my porn... I mean erotic tale
And I would like to be in the pussy posse too... now to whom do I need to apply? :rascal:
ops: :oops: Essex... just you wait!!!
Fee... your skirt sweetie would be one of the first places I'd look
Kiss... where's my porn... I mean erotic tale
And I would like to be in the pussy posse too... now to whom do I need to apply? :rascal:
Seeing as it's only going to be available to women by prescription I am sure that the gp's prescribing it will make them aware of the side effects.
From what I've read it's only going to be made available to women who have had a full hysterectomy and can no longer naturally produce their own testosterone (yes we of the female species do produce a little testosterone naturally, it's not just a blokey hormone you know)
I also believe the comments made by both myself and kiss were entirely tongue in cheek and jokey on the subject.
From what I've read it's only going to be made available to women who have had a full hysterectomy and can no longer naturally produce their own testosterone (yes we of the female species do produce a little testosterone naturally, it's not just a blokey hormone you know)
I also believe the comments made by both myself and kiss were entirely tongue in cheek and jokey on the subject.
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Yes I agree Jaymar, it will be nice for those women who have a low libido to be able to trying something that may help.
I don't need the patches but I am curious to try them out because I'm nosy like that.
I agree on the first point. I think there may be a fair few women out there who would be more than willing to give them ago.
Kiss, if you trying the patches means that we get more of your scene replay thread type posts then I'll ensure you get some in the post. Purely for research purposes of course
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BTW if anyone ever does find out the historical meaning of the big ship sails on the ally ally ohh please do tell :idea:
Cheers
It's possible that it originated up North. The Manchester ship canal allowed Manchester to link to the coast and become a shipping port. The Alley O may refer to the Atlantic Ocean. But then again it's a children's rhyme and they are often a bit of nonsense and the origins can be very hard to trace.
I didn't hear about the pampas grass thing until I joined this site.
We have another "spot the swingers" theory too. It all started when we had a few friends stay here after a munch. We always do a big fry up and buy a loaf of fresh bread from the supermarket for breakfast on the Sunday morning. It was commented on that we bought the same loaf of bread that most of their swinging friends did. Soo we're now watching other people in the bakery aisles of the supermarket and seeing who picks up the tiger bread
We have another "spot the swingers" theory too. It all started when we had a few friends stay here after a munch. We always do a big fry up and buy a loaf of fresh bread from the supermarket for breakfast on the Sunday morning. It was commented on that we bought the same loaf of bread that most of their swinging friends did. Soo we're now watching other people in the bakery aisles of the supermarket and seeing who picks up the tiger bread
Thank you to minxy and all of her helpers for another really fun munch. Thank you too to Freckledbird for arranging the pre-munch drinks. Thank you to everyone who signed the birthday card for fektart and a huge thanks to minxy for sneaking the contraband across the border for me
Somethings are worth the drive, and yesterday definitely was. Breaking the bed and bizarre singing 
to a certain black box number are memories that will stay with me for a long time to come :lol: :lol:
I could however have done without the cleverly choreographed alarm call this morning although it did mean that we're home earlier than we otherwise would have been
Somethings are worth the drive, and yesterday definitely was. Breaking the bed
and bizarre singing to a certain black box number are memories that will stay with me for a long time to come :lol: :lol: I could however have done without the cleverly choreographed alarm call this morning although it did mean that we're home earlier than we otherwise would have been
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Hmmm.... I hope I'm not the only one pondering other uses for that tealight when it's finished warming the brandy
please enlighten us
Oh just the warmth of hot melted wax dripping on naked flesh... to high and it's cold by the time it meets flesh... to low and you run the risk of burning... get is right and the sensation is rather erotic.... going for a cold shower before I think about lighting the numerous candles I have placed around the house
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: non-swinging mates.... not in a month of Sundays, been there done that and felt like crap afterwards.
Swinging mates, yup if the feeling is mutual. The tart and I both suffer from not being very forward, but when we get together with swinging mates and have played it has been more than bloody good.
I, personally, couldn't play with someone I didn't have some kind of rapport with. Now that can happen the first time we meet them, others it takes some time to warm up to thinking hell yeah these are mates we want to play with.
I don't know... sometimes it feels right... others I think it would ruin the friendship we have. At the end of the day I can honestly say that we have never ever played with someone we would not play with again. That I think says that we have struck the balance about right.
Swinging mates, yup if the feeling is mutual. The tart and I both suffer
from not being very forward, but when we get together with swinging mates and have played it has been more than bloody good.I, personally, couldn't play with someone I didn't have some kind of rapport with. Now that can happen the first time we meet them, others it takes some time to warm up to thinking hell yeah these are mates we want to play with.
I don't know... sometimes it feels right... others I think it would ruin the friendship we have. At the end of the day I can honestly say that we have never ever played with someone we would not play with again. That I think says that we have struck the balance about right.
Pretzels... I've gone off chocolate at the minute and my savoury tooth has really kicked in. I am guilty of eating a huge great big bag all to myself washed down with far too much coke to be good for me because a) they make my mouth dry and b) because they're sooo salty they make me incredibly thirsty. I love those teeny crystals of salt in the bottom of the packet and just can't not eat them too!
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Got a vertical clit hood piercing about a month ago... I was amazed at how much it didn't hurt. Two hours later it felt a bit tender but other than that I didn't really notice it had been done. Healed in 24 hours and was totally worth it! :twisted:
Ahh now this one, i'm thinking about :twisted: My reservation is about sensitivity though - the nip was more sensitive after - i dont think i could stand my clit being more sensitive without walking about shouting "Oooooo Ahhhhhh"
But the upshot would be, there would be no mistaking where the clit was to some men Had mine done a few weeks ago too... I was a little hyper sensitive for the first week or so and walking up and down stairs whilst wearing tight jeans can be a lot of fun now :wink:
Definitely not as uncomfortable as I thought it was going to be. Mind you we did have a rather nice conversation with my peircer who its turns out is a swinger :lol:
If we're talking a smallish gathering then I'd do it by personal invite, either people we already know or people we'd like to get to know better. Definitely a houseparty/BBQ, I just wish I had a bigger yard or even a garden! Typical tight me would ask the guests to bring their favourite tipple butI'd buy in plenty of mixers and have a couple of bottles of wine and some beer in forgeneral cumsumption. Food is easy, send the tart to our local butchers for steaks, burgers chops kebabs etc and then do my usual summer bbq extras, potato salad, pesto couscous and a mixed salad.
When it gets late or too cold to be outside we'd head inside to music, general joviality and just see where the evening went from there. I wouldn't rule out any playing, but it wouldn't be expected at all.
I love summer parties
When it gets late or too cold to be outside we'd head inside to music, general joviality and just see where the evening went from there. I wouldn't rule out any playing, but it wouldn't be expected at all.
I love summer parties
