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celestria
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
Straight Male, 53
UK

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One scene replay I really do enjoy was a first for me. After the usual (for me anyway) girlie gropes and snogs of my youth I guess I was a little later that some in my first "proper" bi experience.
When the memory wanders into my mind I can almost feel the touch of her lips, smell her perfume and remember her taste. Neither of us had any experience so neither of us knew what to expect. It was just one of those times when the passion overtook us and it just seemed so incredibly natural and just right. Was a very very pleasant few hours and has left me with some incredible memories to fantasise over even now a good few years later.
Ermmm back in a bit redface surprisedops: :oops:
I'm a leftie and have always had my mouse to the left of my pc... I also have swapped my mouse buttons over so it gets very confusing for anyone who tries to use it lol :lol:
The sun is shining, there are even more nodding yellow daffodil heads around, the missing shelf from my new wardrobe has arrived and I went to work and came home to find our new shed had been erected in the yard. Now I don't have to keep running up and down the cellar steps fetching bikes and scooters for the kids.
Life is good biggrin
I think mine speaks for itself lol
Does it change the way I post? Ermmm nope, not at all
I was sniggering like a school girl when watching Nigella on tv the other day when she said "I like a nice bit of tong action"
When will I grow up... never!!!!
Today has been a good day. The kids at school didn't moan about the choices they had for their lunch, I went to work without my coat because it was so warm and there was a huge number of bright yellow daffodils nodding to me as I walked to fetch the kids from school which made me smile.
Oh and the kids and I played tag all the way home from school. I might have looked daft running down the street after them but boy was it fun!
The most dangerous sport I know is driving around Leeds city centre in the rush hour :scared: :scared: and I have a huge fear of heights.
Horses don't scare me... spiders have that priviledge
Full bottle of lucozade original works for me... an hour after finishing it I'm ready for a full english fry up.
Having said that I have found that a pint or two of water or a couple of cups of tea before going to sleep works wonders for not getting the hangover in the first place wink
Quote by Geminifemale

I hope not! confused I don't see it's any business of employers what your sexual habits are dunno

So why the need for hiding who you are?
Turning this on it's head. Why should I tell my employers about my sex life? Vanilla's aren't expected to reveal if it's their thing to go to a nightclub on the pull and pick up a different partner every weekend, so why should I tell my employers about my sexual preferences? Who I have sex with, when, why and how I have sex with them concerns no-one else but the people actually having that sex.
Quote by Dawnie
Dawnie... will you flirt with me if I vote yes??? lol :lol: :lol:

If I was to answer that, would it be classed as flirting now confused
Nope, it would be classed as a possible intention to flirt at a later date should permission be given wink
Quote by Dlep
Judging from what some ladies have in their Handbags, it seems they carry a small TARDIS on their shoulders....:shock:
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Ahh but my munch handbag is much smaller. Just big enough to home a couple of condoms, cigs, ligher and my phone. I never take my purse to a munch, I give all my cash to the tart and then get him to buy the drinks which means I can get away with a much smaller handbag
I cleared a huge number of receipts out of mine the other day and had a bit of a tidy up.
Mine at the moment contains
purse containing various cards and in change
phone
diary
pen
empty specs case
sunglasses
cigarettes
lighter
tub of vaseline lip therapy with aloe vera
receipt from restaurant visited last night
business card from above
orange flavoured lolly given to me by the waiter from above
receipt for £30 of diesel
Holiday booking form from work
I haven't had any real injuries, either in my youth or as an adult. Guess I'm just lucky.
However, I did spend an hour in casualty after a night on the pop panicking that I couldn't get my new contact lenses out... turns out I'd taken one out earlier in the night and put it in the case and immediately forgotten about it, and the other I'd lost redface surprisedops: :oops: Ended up with a bad case of conjunctivitus after spending the best part of an hour trying to take out contact lenses I wasn't wearing.
The only other injuries are ones I get frequently. Burns on my arms from working in a kitchen because I flout the rules and don't wear the protective sleeves our kitchen has been issued with. One pair for 3 of us to share rolleyes
I guess I'm just really lucky. Whenever I've played as a SBF I have always been made to feel a big part of the playing and not a spare part at all and that's something I aim for when I play as a couple now too.
As part of a couple I fully understand that the whole experience is not just about me or us as a couple... it's about everyone involved. We're comfortable enough in our relationship to give the other fem more attention than we give each other during any playtime. Hopefully that means that the fems we have played with have left us feeling like she was special and had all of her needs met, but at the same time knows that we've had a jolly good time too . Playtime is for experiencing things that we can't do with just the two of us and we get a lot of pleasure from being able to experience that and maybe it's because of that that we are both comfortable with giving more of our attention to the third party.
Personally I think it's incredibly selfish of them to have left you feeling so excluded. My pleasure is centred around that of those I'm playing with. If my play partners are happy, then the chances are I will be too.
I know my partner well enough to know when he needs some attention and he knows the same for me. I guess it's hard to keep everyone happy in a MFF if you don't have that kind of connection.
I'm kind of rambling now, only just finished my first coffee. I may come back to this later
Quote by Drewxcore
Drewxcore,
In Thailand the sellers EXPECT you to haggle, if you pay the full price they first ask for, they are shocked :shock: as some one the other year found out!! lol
But you don't haggle with the beach fruit,food or ice cream sellers.

They only expect you to haggle because thats what they have had to put up with for years. You must be able to see my point of view here that its not a good thing.
Actually you may find that in some countries it's incredibly impolite and positively rude NOT to haggle with the vendor. If the locals are haggling, then you SHOULD haggle too because it's like a game to them. They will never ever be pushed into going below a price that they're not making a nice profit on anyway.
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That reminds me of another ad from way back that got spoofed into:
"Dammit! The mild cigar found under benches and hedges"
C'mon... who'll be the first one to admit their age and post the correct version? ;-)

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet,
The mild cigar from Benson & Hedges
I ain't that old... so I don't know why on earth I know that redface
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I do love to buy my jeans from next as they always seem to fit so nice ( and the kids clothes are gorgeous), but you know what really annoys me is where the hell can i get any straight leg jeans from apart from next because they all seem to be bootcut these days and although i do wear them sometimes i much prefer straight legged jeans.
I always get my socks in primarks £2 for 5 pairs :thrilled: you cant go wrong.
louise xx

Asda wink
Is it the case that healthier eaters prefer to drink wine rather than beer or that wine drinkers prefer to eat more healthily?
Lies damn lies and statistics....
Quote by Dawnie
I've taken to Tesco just recently. Its excellent to be able to pick up the odd bit of clothing while I'm supposed to be doing the food shopping :lol2:

I keep swapping between asda and tesco sincethey're the same distance away... but yes I've been known to spend £30 on a trip to go and fetch a pint of milk and a loaf of bread redface lol :lol:
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I suspect the whole office knows now...

My TA will tell me what was said after I left the staffroom, when I see her tomorrow. At least I'll know what everyone thinks!
Surely I'm not the only one who is desperately waiting for FB to get home from work today lol
Hope it went ok hun and that you're not imganined to be some depraved monster now kiss ... although if that's what you want them to think I'll take that all back :lol:
Ok my personal opinion. It might be prudent to let them know just because they're not looking for anyone else it doesn't mean that you want to be exclusive to them. Let them know that you're looking for a variety of fun and not just a 4-some. After that, what you do or don't do, and who you do or don't play with is nothing to do with them to be honest.
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Can I have an invite please biggrin And can I book my sofa at Chez Fluffikins as well please lol
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:shock: :shock: :shock: You're going to manage to stay awake that long??
:lol:
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One has checked the diary and has discovered thatthe children will be at their fathers that night..... woooo hooooo
Can we come please??? lol
Seems that there's a whole load of gorgeous sexy wonderful women on this site that think they are the ugly duckling in a pond full of swans...
well you're all wrong!!!!
I am the ugly duckling wink lol