genital and action shots do nothing for me at all. I like watching some porn, but that's not a still image. I'd rather see a seductive, have a look at what might be under the wrapping type pic than a here it is what do you think of it blatant everything hanging out pic any day
There's something incredible erotic about almost seeing but not quite....
And yes that does apply for both sexes
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celestria
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
Straight Male, 53
UK
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We were talking about school dinners as we remember them at work last week. Semolina with the fluorescent pink sauce, tapioca etc and progressed on to the puddings we used to love... pineapple upside down cake, homemade rice pudding and fighting over the crispy skin on it, spotted dick and bread and butter pudding.
There's no wonder I'm no-where near a size zero is there? :giggle:
There's no wonder I'm no-where near a size zero is there? :giggle:
With many many thanks to Tom Lehrer
First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect
Do whatever steps you want if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff
Everybody say his own kyrie eleison
Doin' the Vatican Rag
Get in line in that processional
Step into that small confessional
There, the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original
If it is, try playin' it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
Two, four, six, eight
Time to transubstantiate
So get down upon your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect
Make a cross on your abdomen
When in Rome do like a Roman
Ave Maria, gee it's good to see ya
Gettin' ecstatic an' sorta dramatic an'
Doin' the Vatican Rag
Well if there was a bus service that ran somewhere near my house to my place of work I could save a hell of a lot of money and get rid of my car which managed to do a whole 1994 miles last year taking me to and from work and the occassional supermarket trip.
I work a mile and a half from home but I need my car because I haven't got time to walk home in time to pick the kids up from school, the only buses that go past here are for people who work in either of the city centres (2 each way in morning rush hour and 2 each way in the evening rush hour) so I can't rely on public transport at all to get me to work.
Having said that I personally wouldn't mind paying per mile of my journey, as long as they abolished RFL to compensate for the expense.
Does get me thinking though... what about the people who claim milage expenses for work mileage, would that 40p per mile (dropping to 25p once you go over over 10,000 miles) increase in line to cover the additional cost?
I work a mile and a half from home but I need my car because I haven't got time to walk home in time to pick the kids up from school, the only buses that go past here are for people who work in either of the city centres (2 each way in morning rush hour and 2 each way in the evening rush hour) so I can't rely on public transport at all to get me to work.
Having said that I personally wouldn't mind paying per mile of my journey, as long as they abolished RFL to compensate for the expense.
Does get me thinking though... what about the people who claim milage expenses for work mileage, would that 40p per mile (dropping to 25p once you go over over 10,000 miles) increase in line to cover the additional cost?
The tart recently sucessfully got ALL of his bank charges back for the past 6 years. It got as far as them saying they were going to defend in court and then within a day or so the full amount plus interest was put in his account.
He's just started with his credit card and has turned down the crap offer (one third of the total charges) they sent him this week.
Definitely worth doing, in my opinion, if you have had charges applied to your account.
He's just started with his credit card and has turned down the crap offer (one third of the total charges) they sent him this week.
Definitely worth doing, in my opinion, if you have had charges applied to your account.
Quote by banlwales
55?
well done.
can you put your pens down and pass your papers to the front.
you can pass your calculations over to jaymar..!
well there's 1 5x5 square
4 different 4x4 squares will fit inside
9 3x3 squares
16 2x2 squares
25 1x1 squares
add em all up... that's 55... geddit jaymar? lol
Quote by jaymar
Before I came, confusion abounded.
I'm late, I'm late was frequently sounded.
I'm not average, but was based on a mean.
My size, in theory, is constant: fifteen.
I'm two dozen steps, again in theory.
But walk my length and you'd get weary.
I take half and quarter steps at times.
In reality, I don't follow the lines.
I shrink to nothing in two cold extremes.
Over a thousand miles wide in the betweens.
What am I?
Time zones
Quote by MikeNorth
Martin Jorgensen is a photographer from Denmark who is now engaged to marry Princess A l e xa nd ra of Denmark, who is divorced from one of the royal princes, but he is not the same Martin Jorgensen as the footballer of that name.
Now off to see who Dominic Jephcott is.
Thanks Mike, aaw don't roll yer eyes, it's just a bit of fun!
The Martin I was thinking of is the one marrying the royal.
Don't worry Jaymar, rolling my eyes is my idea of a bit of fun.
Still looking for pics of DJ though. :lol:Try searching for him on IMDB
ops: :oops:Quote by hisandhers
As for my take on it after a years worth of experience (and yes I made errors of judgement in my early munching days) a munch is like going to some long lost relatives wedding/birthday party. If you wouldn't do it in front of long lost great uncle fred then don't do it at a munch.
what if uncle Fred is used to getting his knob out
I'd hope that Uncle Fred would have the ability to keep his knob in his pants for a couple of hours out of respect for the other guests, otherwise surely Uncle Fred would not have been invited by the organiser. :dunno:
