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chadders245
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
UK

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I chicken! I prefer beef, but chicken is nice................leave chickens alone.........save the swingers chicken!! Dont go vegge just yet!!
Welcome both of you hope you find what your looking for, everyone is really friendly in here!
Dave x
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Does sun and heat make YOU feel horny?

No
when i'm hot i just want to be left alone
I agree I feel very hot and tired after prolonged exposure to the sun ( well within the limits though) I think its a hype thing, clinically you will be dehydrated, and hence the need for rest!
I suppose a quick fummble is ok, or a quick ice cube licking session of the nether regions!
Dave
Quote by Jags
By the miracle of modern technology I now bring to you his AD!!

Hi i want to meet up with ant girl with a view to swinging/ dogging and making having DARING fun ( out doors in pubs etc ) i am 32 and attractive 5'7" med build .... will try anything once !! age / looks unimportant , great personality a must. ALSO GOING GREEDY GIRLS NITE WANT FEMALE PARTNER TO CUM WITH ME

So, he's Male... is in WIDNES and the rest you can figure out.
rolleyes :roll:
Now thats what I call busted! Quincy and Morse eat your heart out!!
It would be helpful if you told us if your male or female and the NW is a big place
and with all the problems on the motorway today you aint going to get far from Skipton especially if the M6 is involved! Mind you Im always up for a free drink and bit of lunch!
But I bet its not a 16 stone rugby union player your looking for is it!
I think your ad needs a little more info is what Im getting at!
Quote by gingerjo-lee
hi there
lee is on nights fri and sat and i will be home alone sad so was wondering if there is any guys i KNOW out there who fancy abit of doggin fun
pm me or leave a message
jo xxx

Could meet you today in a pub of your choice then you would know me first? What do you say, I know its short notice but Im off today!
Quote by bluexxx
Too late, I got bored waiting for the mobile chef and I made my own jam butty.... you just can't get the staff these days rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:

Sorry for the delay I was making the Jam fresh non of that supermarket stuff!
Quote by cheshire-horny-cpl
Very horny tonight!

So did you meet up? Tuesday in town is usually very good!
I often end up in the kitchen, now dont get me wrong I really enjoy cooking, but are men now the new GURU's in the kitchen or are women just taking a back seat and posting things on this forum whilst the blokes get sweaty and sticky in the kitchen? If you want me to come and cook for you just tell me! Ive apperaed on This Morning as celebrity chef, now if you dont believe me just let me know and I will tell you the archive to look at!
This offer is open to couples, groups, and indeed single females, as long as you reside 50 miles from Warrington, nothing will be expected in return! So you cant loose really!
Im Driving Down to Rugby on the 6th July, I could always slip my toolbox in the boot before I leave!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i didn't mean to be intrusive infact very much the opposite, on this forum you all seem to know each other, so it was meant as a way forward for me to get to know the rest of you, Im sorry if anyone took offense, it was certainly not an opportunity to gate crash another event!
Sorry!
Just trying to get to know you all!

actually i didn't read it as u wanted 2 go the same night thats why i put the comment about adding times and date u wanted the meet biggrin
u have been on here long enough to be considered for a munch why not just do a few more posts get urself know a bit then add your name to a munch list, thats a great way to get to know people.
not trying to be nosey just trying to help smile
Thank you for your comments very much appreciated
D xx lol
i didn't mean to be intrusive infact very much the opposite, on this forum you all seem to know each other, so it was meant as a way forward for me to get to know the rest of you, Im sorry if anyone took offense, it was certainly not an opportunity to gate crash another event!
Sorry!
Just trying to get to know you all!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I think because all the Girls from the forum are planning the weekend in the Norths las vegas, the Guys should do the same thing only with the stipulation that its a full weekend where we have set challenges, i.e "Grab a Gorilla" "minger of the night" etc we may even stray across the female contingent from the forum!

is that supposed to be a lets meet up thread? lol
where ya info? people will want to know times and dates etc u know wink
No not with the Girls I just thought some of the Guys involved with the girls going away would like to do there own thing and have a laugh at the same time
I think because all the Girls from the forum are planning the weekend in the Norths las vegas, the Guys should do the same thing only with the stipulation that its a full weekend where we have set challenges, i.e "Grab a Gorilla" "minger of the night" etc we may even stray across the female contingent from the forum!
Quote by Mark
I also think I have started to understand women

OK, I'm sitting here with pen and pad poised to take notes... let's have it ;)
Only ONE pad Mark? wink
One pad, 3 pens, a pot of coffee and a heart full of hope! ;)
Now I didnt say I could let everyone know, but give me a question and I will try and give the answer! lol
Hi Ginger, well I must admit Ive only just learnt how to use this forum and a day to late, it would of been lovely to pop down the motorway from Warrington, never mind my absolute loss, please keep me in mind for the next time.
Dave x
Quote by little gem
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15673.html
Try clicking on this thread for a hint! ;)
kiss Gem. x

I looked at the thread but there was no definative answer! I think as you hit a certain age your understanding of the opposite sex or the same sex for that matter is hightened, I finaly know now how to put different parts of sex into different emotional "box's" which makes it far better, I also think I have started to understand women( now thats a break through)
Hi there well Ive just hit 40 and for the past year or so all Ive doen is think about swinging, Jan says Im obsessed with it, so I was wondering what is the average age, Im I hitting a mid life crisis or just have I experienced most things and want to explore more confused:
Hi there gingerjo, well Ive only just worked out how to post mail on here, Im absolutlu gutted that I couldn't mail you yesterday as I only live in Warrington and would of loved to come into Swinton! Oh well maybe next time, Oh yes just looked at your pics ....very impresive!
Any females fancy meeting tonight? Warrington areas xxxxx , xxxxx , or xxxxxx l Area? biggrin
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