Yeah I think this did the rounds when I was a school.
In my case i'ts not far away either.
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chazxx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · City of Edinburgh
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Sexlightened
Quote by garden
I asked The Woman of Edinburgh, but sadly she is on the blob today and has a headache.
You could try asking some of her mates.
PS why does your picture show you taking a whiz?
Ok then I'll ask some of her mates.
And I'm not taking a whiz. I was trying to build a little bit of intrigue, showing a little but not a lot.
Sexlightened
Quote by garden
Someone ought to start a directory of hotels where reception doesn't face the staircase.
Bad enough going upstairs...... but staggering down again with smudged make-up and wobbly knees and spunk all over your stockings is just too blush-making for words.....
I'll put myself forward for the job. I'll need a sexy woman to help though.
Sexlightened
The girl thats riding away on top starts screaming and then cums so hard that she starts to decorate the bedroom wall. 
Seriously I remember some porn star stating in a mag that she could cum 12ft, how she measured this I’ll never know, but this was mad. I could feel a spray hitting me in the face. I then took her from behind and seen that the wall she was facing was covered in splashes.
So have I been doing it wrong all this time or is this the norm for you lot?
Seriously I remember some porn star stating in a mag that she could cum 12ft, how she measured this I’ll never know, but this was mad. I could feel a spray hitting me in the face. I then took her from behind and seen that the wall she was facing was covered in splashes.
So have I been doing it wrong all this time or is this the norm for you lot?
Sexlightened
1 – your most distinguish feature? My eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called? chazer
3 – the last thing that made you laugh: a manager for a company I do work for
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)? When the Heartache Ends by Rob Thomas in the car this morning
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside? Cuddling up to my G/F in bed last night
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought? Condoms
7 – one thing you want to do this summer? Move house
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row: an good cut Aberdeen angus with all the trimmings.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with? 7 sexy woman
10 – the worst job you have ever done? Selling stoves
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called? chazer
3 – the last thing that made you laugh: a manager for a company I do work for
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)? When the Heartache Ends by Rob Thomas in the car this morning
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside? Cuddling up to my G/F in bed last night
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought? Condoms
7 – one thing you want to do this summer? Move house
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row: an good cut Aberdeen angus with all the trimmings.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with? 7 sexy woman
10 – the worst job you have ever done? Selling stoves
Sexlightened
Thanks again for all the nice words.
To anyone out there thinking of giving it a go I would say go for it. Just make sure you give yourself enough time to get ready for it.
As for me I'm never doing it again. I'll keep my hand in with the odd half marathon and 10k but thats all I'm up for form now on. I think its just a box I had to tick.
To anyone out there thinking of giving it a go I would say go for it. Just make sure you give yourself enough time to get ready for it.
As for me I'm never doing it again. I'll keep my hand in with the odd half marathon and 10k but thats all I'm up for form now on. I think its just a box I had to tick.
