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chazxx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · City of Edinburgh

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Quote by senneborn
How about putting in some Mens Rules?
I'm not scared, I will start!!!
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Now where did I put my Body Armour???

Yeah sounds good to me, I just don't get that, so what its up just put it down.
I'll have a go now
Dont give out when we come in a little bit drunk, My G/F does this more than I do and I always get the moans when I do it. Oh and saying you worry is not an out.
I have to agree I'm no fan of the show eihter. I think that after the 3rd year they should have given us a bit of a rest from it. Hence why I only seen the first night of this years.
But I find the current line-up of girls quite sexy
way hay from what I see lol in the papers this morning it might be worth having a look at the hightlights tonight.
Morning all the sun is out but I'm stuck in the office by myself. Anyone got any links to some sites that might help me get through the morning?
Oh can anyone tell I have went without a shag for 6 days now, I'm fit to burst.
That pic is sooooo good, she's also a very sexy woman.
I hope they catch on.
I'm in tonight then out with friends on Sat then having to go shopping in town mad , which is soooooo busy on a Sat. Sun I'm running the Edinburgh Marathon, my first, then off to a gig that night.
Quote by jamnat20032003
lucky bugger

Yeah that's, one, of the things I was thinking at the time cool
Sorry but I just have to post this. I was at my local gym this morning and went to the sauna, nothing new their then. However when I went in their was a woman in her 30’s sitting their in a bikini, I’ll be honest she was half fit. We said hello and then 2 mins later she starts rubbing herself and then asks me if I minded. She then came and sat next to me and continued to wank herself off whilst rubbing my cook, through me shorts, with the other hand.
I then started on myself but just about as I was ready to let go the door opened and a lad I know came in, thankfully he was none the wiser.
Being honest I was shocked but what a turn on. I think the best bit was that I didn’t know anything about her.
Oh and guess what I'm in a very good mood today.
Quote by Trapper
What a stupid question!

I guess I should re word that. What I mean is do single woman go dogging? All the adds I have seen are form single men.
Yeah I 'lost' my car whilst at T-in The Park once. I think it took us about an hour to find it. redface
Just an observation I made form looking at some adds but most are from men, so are you girls in to it?
Quote by Edin BBW
Ignore him chaz, they're fine. Postie, bad man. smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

ha thanks
Quote by postie
You have done it all wrong matey! Doh what a Tw@ ... you need far more misspellings than that....
... and an oversized ego is a must... say how long you can go for, and how lucky any woman would be to have you...
...a cock pic nicked from someone else is also a must... as is a use of Text-English mixed with yoof speak...
You aren't really trying are you! Tch !!!!
Now go and write it out all proper..

redface
Quote by Angel Chat
Can I just add that I find it really annoying when people use the avatar sizer for advert pics? It makes the pic way too small to see any detail properly..... how am I meant to perv then?? :twisted:

redface thats what I done oops.
I'm only the new kid on the block but yeah I would imagine something much the same. Although I kind of picture it at their place, don't ask me why.
love to pic although I was only on here for a quick look now you have made me soooooooooooooooooo horny.
Quote by Alfbede
Hi all I'm trying to add a pic but need to re size it can anyone tell me how, please you know you want to wink

Drop me a line sometime and I would be more than happy to give you a crash course in graphic manipulation, and a decent graphics package to boot....
Thanks for the offer I might just take you up on that.
being new to the site I placed my first add today smile . I must admit I found it quite hard. I can go and talk to people in bars and clubs way easier. I guess I tried to be honest with what I wanted and what I am.
what pointers would you lot give someone new on how to post a good add?
For referance my two adds are below, a how not to?
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-304365.html
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-304367.html
Hi all I'm trying to add a pic but need to re size it can anyone tell me how, please you know you want to wink
Hi I joined a few days ago. I'm totally new to the world of swinging and would like to get involved.
I'm a 25 years old straight male and in a relationship so discretion is a must. I’m looking to meet likeminded people for friendship, fun and above all a laugh.
If anyone’s free to meet up for a drink sometime give me a shout.
PS I can forward on a pic of myself.
Quote by lucyweebaps
hi chaz :welcome: like I have said to the other newbies.. you will be considered once it's noted you are activley using the site biggrin
Lucy xxx

Thanks Lucy much appreciated.
Like a lot of others I'm also new to the forum and would love to come along. I totally respect that you need to hold judgement, and I'm sure it makes for a better meet,until closer to the time but would really like to be considered.
Hi I'm also new, first post yesterday, everyone has been really nice so far.
Quote by Lindaxxx
Hi and welcome wave
Lindaxxx

redface Oh thanks and I love the sig by the way.
Quote by Ben1978
DAMMMN! Alexandra.....nice pic...

I thought that to but being new......