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chick0074
Over 90 days ago
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I've had 3 PMs now from what looks to be Surrey Mark's successor.
Never seems to post himself but if you make a post he sends you a PM.
I told him I wasn't interested and looking for single guys - like READ THE AD - and he starts getting abusive, accussing ME of being "shirty" at HIM.
Told him if he contacts me again I'll report him to the Mods - so see what happens.
The really annoying thing is the only thread I've been involved in recently has been Surrey Couple's party thread - the party for bi-fems and couples - so why would he even be in there let alone be selecting girls to contact from there?
It's expected on a forum this size but it is annoying. Good if we can catch them early - Mark Surrey turned into a right nuisance before he was finally deleted.
Anyone else getting a surge of these?
Perhaps it's the weather?
Rachel
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I've had a few people ask similar things.
I always say think of it as a normal house party - people drinking and chatting in the lounge and kitchen - and people go upstairs to shag in the bedrooms. This is just more orientated towards the shagging, but the socialising is just as big a part of it.
Soft swingers can watch and perform, there is never pressure to join in, but most find they get excited enough to give it a try after a few hours.
Parties really are the best place to start your swinging life.
And if you get on well with a couple you can swap numbers and then meet up in private at a later date. Better and easier than doing the ads and emails thing!
Rachel
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Any other ladies wanna play?
Singles always welcome or any more "while the cat's away" offers?
Rachel
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Quote by surreycouple2003
So how many have confirmed attendance for this so far?
Rachel
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Hi there Rachel
LOL - The ammount of people that ask us this is incredible. :wink:
The Honest answer is that it really is too early to tell.
And I will PM you why...!!!!
Dx
Rachel
Hope that made sense
Dx
Yeh, got what you mean now.
All I can say is - the people who don't make it really DON'T know what they're missing!
Rachel
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Young experienced couple looking for sexy fun with bi-fems this weekend.
Based in Bristol - can travel and accomodate.
Send PM and/or email - with pics. Ours can be seen in our ad below.
Rachel
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Would help if you put a location maybe?
Also, I seem to have luck when I borrow other people's titles - well it worked last week. Mind if I try yours?
Rachel
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Quote by surreycouple2003
Oh yeh - one big one is always better than two small ones - but that's a whole other debate and thread!

Get your mind out of the gutter young Miss Rachel...!!!
Thats not what I meant........... wink
Dx
Well this is a swinging site - natural to keep the subject topical!
Rachel
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Well I'm sure Mel will fit the bill nicely at the party.
I can ride you while I watch them at it.
But it is surprising how many ladies I get replies from saying "saw your post" or "I like your post" - some never post themselves, advertise, or even read the ads it would seem.
Just goes to show - we are being watched!
Rachel
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Anybody else for this?
Weeknights, weekdays or weekend not a problem!
Rachel
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Oh yeh - one big one is always better than two small ones - but that's a whole other debate and thread!
Well I'll look forward to your one big one on the 30th then, D.
Rachel
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Good film wasn't it.
It's actually a lot deeper than it may seem at first.
First, he couldn't go back to just ANY time - just the time when he had the blackouts and wrote about them - he had to read his diary to jump back to the time of the blackout. So it isn't an unlimited choice - the times you can go back to are limited and "pre-set".
(it doesn't spoil the film to write that here, as it's covered in the reviews)
Second - as soon as he has changed it he "wakes" up in the new present, with all the changes in the last 6 years in place - it isn't the same thing as going back in time and starting over, living through it all.
Third - and this is the main point - the "Butterfly Effect" is it changes a lot more than you can forsee over the seven years - and it turned out for the worse each time.
If you apply it to your own life, and we did this after watching it - it turns out to be a lot more complicated than picking a day and going back to change one event. But if you do it - think about ALL the events that won't happen after you change that one thing, and then imagine all the things that will happen in their place. It's quite far- reaching.
Rachel
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It seems to be tossers week on here this week. That's at least three locked and deleted.
is it something to do with back to school? Not so much the little twats who sit at home on the Net during the hols - but the twats who don't have the Net at home, and now they are back at school, get to use the ones in the classroom when teacher isn't looking.
Which probably says it all about the kind of person they are.
That's my positive supportive bit anyway!
Rachel
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Quote by Lovecommando

Mistress Chick0074 shuts the fecker up!

You were supposed to keep that pic of us a secret, LC!
Rachel
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The last time I borrowed someone else's title it got a good response, so let's try it with this one.
Having one girl join us for a FFM is always good, but having 2 girls join us is even better FFFM, working on a rotation so someone is always paired up, and various inventive positions that accomodate the four of us together.
If any ladies reading this have never tried this and would like to, or have and would like to do it again, get in touch.
We can either arrange this with two new girls who respond, or invite you along with one of our current female companions.
Contact me by email or PM - we'll swap phone numbers.
Can accomodate and/or travel
Weekend, weeknights or days not a problem.
Rachel
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Quote by mark/surrey
it goes so quickly. what are you up to this weekend rachel.? anything good.

I'm fucking babes again.
What you doing?
Rachel
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Quote by mark/surrey
rolleyes

What?
It's not like he's gonna get a serious answer is he?
Though a good point that the post I did gets a result, while this sort of one never does.
Haven't had feedback from the other couple who used the same title yet.
Rachel
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Quote by JamesBDavis
biggrin surprised :o
would like to meet a couple of girls for a threesome

So would I - oh wait - I just did this weekend!
Rachel
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Quote by wiz57
I agree end of th eposting here.
wiz

Good point. We've all said enough.
Time to lock the thread?
Rachel
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Quote by skymonkee
Please dont write me off yet. I still want a smaller cock. Anyting over 6 inches just hurts my arse.
Its just i'm a bit busy being a skymonkee spaced or otherwise.
Chick0074..I hope that is ok and clear enough humour for you. I'll try and keep it bennyhillesque or you. :twisted:

Oh dear - looks like we have a troll...
Will you two stop messsing about in my thread. I keep checking to see if I have any replies, and it's you two waffling on!
The title "bi fems only" should automatically exclude you from even opening it!
Anyway I see you decided to stop posting the "why 8 inches" thread - see if it rolls off the page before somone else brings it back up.
So back on topic -
1. Thanks to the ladies who have PM's and emailed me on this.
2. Are there any more? We have several evenings, and quite a few daytimes, free.
Rachel
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Well we dont actually go for that, as you know, which is why it says "bi fems only plz" in the title - so as to avoid confusion. smile
But thanks for bringing the thread back to the top of the pile!
Rachel
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Did you guys get a good reponse to this?
(Apart from the obligatory reply by Mark of course!)
Rachel
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Thanks to the ladies who responded to this.
(Only one time waster as well!)
Just goes to show people really do read and respond to these kind of posts
(and not just Mark!)
- though a lot of them do prefer to be discreet and do it by PM/email, not always in the forum - which is fine by us.
Anybody else want to take us up on this?
Rachel
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This looks like it's going to be a good one!
Did you decide if you were going to book another one before then?
Rachel
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Quote by wiz57

We are still yet to hear from the woman who like small cocks or te guy who wishes he had a smaller cock
Rachel
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Oh dear a woman admited that she likes small cock......LOL
So there is hope for small donner too.......LOL
wiz
xxx lol :lol: :lol:
As we can write "Space Monkey" off as being an idiot and not genuine (I've been waiting for a chance to use that expression!) the question still stands - looking to hear from a guy who GENUINELY wants a smaller cock.
Rachel
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