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18 Sep 2004

Quote by wiz57
PS: Chick0074 my flagpole is well decorated with nearly all the European flags and the majority of them are from UK, Ukraine, Russia and Romania, without forgetting our cousins from USA and Canadaâ€¦â€¦â€¦and today I added one more from UK.

See - I told you that you would charm the knickers off her. My faith in you was justified.
Rachel
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18 Sep 2004

Quote by roger743
And stop using my name directly in your replies like you're here to educate me on something. I'm not interested in what your books and videos say - I'm too busy doing it for real.

Ah, but when you're old and gray and your body is worn out from too much shagging, you'll look at us spry souls who've read books and watched videos, and who'll be smiling then? wink

I will be - coz I'd have had a good life!
But thanks for showing your concern, Rog.
Rachel
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18 Sep 2004

Quote by skymonkee
chickoo74,
It seems keeping this topic going is all you are doing,you should get out more.
You are aggresive in your opinions to the absolute dismissal of everyone elses. An indicator that your problems are more deep rooted. (and im not on about the distance to your cervix)
Oh wait a minute deep rooted is what you want isnt it. Disregard my last.
PS in the fog of rage that is your opinion, that was sarcasm, a low form of humour i admit but more useful than an emoticon used to disguise dysfunctional debating skills.
enjoy your meat.

Oh dear. 3 days, 3 posts, no sense of humour.
I am not personally keeping this topic going, there are quite a few regulars posting here and enjoying the conversation. We don't end a topic and "move on" when a newbie writes to demand it.
It's you who need to lighten up, get out more, or just get a life. You'll be lucky to last a week here with your current attitude.
And spare us the psycho-babble about deep rooted problems and dysfunction - it means nothing here - especially when you obviously are missing the point - so are just showing that you don't understand the subject material.
But like I said, keep it up for as long as you can - we need someone to laugh at. You'll do for now.
Sky monkee? More like Space monkey!
Rachel
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18 Sep 2004

Quote by MrLickingham

We are still yet to hear from the woman who like small cocks or te guy who wishes he had a smaller cock

A good thing you don't live in Japan, Rachel - the guys there really are tiny, going by the Japanese porn I've seen. My measly 7" would make me John Holmes in Tokyo... ;-)
Mr LIcks
I have lived in Japan. I was fine as I had my husband. I just fucked a lot of Japanese girls - now they really know what to do with their hands and tongues.
But again - you've only seen it in a video - same as your last comment about something you've only read in a book - it doesn't hold up against people who's actually been there.
And stop using my name directly in your replies like you're here to educate me on something. I'm not interested in what your books and videos say - I'm too busy doing it for real.
Rachel
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18 Sep 2004

Quote by MrLickingham

Any of you larger guys ever have a girl REALLY tell you that yours was too big?
Or were they too busy enjoying it?

Something I read a while back, in a social psychology book, and which I think rings true, is that cock size is an inter-male display thing. Although some women, like yourself, Rachel, want big boys, most I've known (socially and biblically) Mr Licks
I never actually said that. And if you've seen my ad, I'm not even looking for men.
And reading books is a waste of time as Blue pointed out. What's "social psychology" anyway - made up rubbish by people who don't have the maths to get a real science degree. It won't tell you anything about what really goes on in the swinging community - you find that out yourself - if you stick around long enough
(Long enough - geddit?)
Rachel
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18 Sep 2004

Quote by mark/surrey
some lucky guys had fun with rachel one cant help a certain degree of jealousy.
good luck with your meet stavros.
no chilli please, im hot enough.

One lucky guy (Richard of course) and two lucky girls.
Watch out for what he puts in the garlic mayo as well.
(I have some hot sauce dripping out of my furry kebab at the moment)
Rachel
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18 Sep 2004

Quote by skymonkee

Rachel,
I wish i had a smaller cock.
Sky
And so do i
Mrs Sky.
There you go problem solved, can we move on

There is no problem here. You move on if you want, we'll keep this thread going for as long as we care to do so and find it amusing
Rachel
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18 Sep 2004

Cah!
Saw I had a reply to this and it was just Mark messing around.
Still - I have a couple of PMs and emails waiting.
Anybody else find they get PMs and emails from people who read the froum but don't post - looking in here rather than at the ads?
Rachel
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18 Sep 2004

Well, logged back in at 1pm Sat (it's been a looonngg night believe me!) and this thread is still going on!
And we had one girl who prefers smaller guys and has even chosen a partner with a 5-incher (so guess she would have to say that anyway...).
(Still yet to hear from a guy who wants his to be smaller though!)
Nice to see one of these pick up and go on for a few pages and that not too many people actually try to take it seriously.
The penis size issue will always be a sensitive area for men. The swinging community is also probably the only arena where a straight man will ever see another man's erection (and don't say "watching porn" - I do mean see one in real life) so it's something guys need to get used to early. You'll notice the regular guys don't have a problem with it.
And we still haven't heard back from the original poster.
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

After seeing what a charming guy you can be now Whiz, I have no doubt you will charm the ladies knickers off.
Either way, it is only proper to wish you good luck - so good luck!
This has to the THE first time a guy posted here to say they didn't want me to use my strap-on on his ass!
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

I have already spoken with you a bit on the subject but I'll offer some thoughts here and hopefully give encouragement to some guys.
Personally I never have problems getting guys if I want an MMF or MMMF (grandslam) or even a gang bang. Richard has plenty of hunky friends at the gym willing come come back and lend a "hand" and I am never short of offers from the guys I work with - believe me! Especially once the word got round that I was "attainable".
Similarly Richard has never had problems pulling girls - in fact that was how we met - I knew him from reputation before we first got togeher (and when I found out how good he was I married him!)
Swinging is a great option for promiscuous people who get married -you met up with other couples and swap. I fuck the man, Richard fucks the woman. As I'm bi I'll fuck the woman if she's OK with that - and thankfully often they are!
So we adverise for bi-fems to join us. Which also works well.
At the parties and clubs we usually go to the "Couples Only" nights, On the nights that have "limited single guys" - we still stick to the "Couples" room.
Why do I need a single guy at a party? I get sex from the other husbands.
What do I get from a guy who has no woman for me to play with or Richard to fuck?
Why should Richard just let such a guy fuck me while he just sits there?
The SurreyCouple parties are a couples party - but also single bi fems will be there. This is great for me, and probably for other women that want to play together when their men are straight. A surplus of bi women to play with each other, not straight men looking for pussy.
So the point is - are we against single guys - no - they are necessary and important - it's just a case of when and where.
Do we fuck single guys - yes - all the time. There just isn't a "shortage".
There are some great single guys on here - Mark/Surrey, LoveCommando to name two -that bother to get to know people on here and contribute. If a girl wants an extra guy for an MMF - and wants one from here - THESE are the guys who will get the invites.
Not the idots who do one or two posts saying a girl or couple is "required" for them, or guys you've never seen on the forum sending you PMs.
This seems to be turning into an essay so I'll stop here. It's just one girl's view - hope it sheds some perspective.
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

I've just done my own version of this - see what results we get.
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

Hi there - Rachel from bristol here.
Looking for a bi fem to fuck my husband while I watch or maybe join in after.
Our ad can be seen by clickig the link below. Pics on our ad.
This is for any night you're available.
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

Quote by wiz57
Rachel
You can take the piss as long as you like,,,,,I do have a sense of humour....and I don't take things seriously. Life is too short for that.
Earlier you said ....Horses for courses.....and the site serves many....
Believe it or not it has served mine.....and tommorrow I am having my first meeting with a single female........who doesnt need many large dicks to be satisfied.....just somebody who can treat her nicely.......and who knows?
I may succeed to servive her soon with my small kebab......
So Mark you are safe as I am not working at the Kebab shop......lol
wiz

There we go, Wiz - you got a result where many of the single guys here do not and just complain - good for you!
Looks like you may have some competition down there in Surrey, Mark
(best come down here more often -hint hint)
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

If this post works, can I borrow the text and use it myself - want to check permission first to make sure you don't claim Intellectual prperty rights!
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

Quote by mark/surrey
ill be too pishttt to notice rachel.............. :shock: have a great weekend. and change your mind about single guys!!!! thats an order lol.

In your case, babe, I might make an exception!
If I'm in the area and I feel like a MMF, you'll be the first I call.
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

Quote by mark/surrey
a big penis is sometimes painfull.i get capret burns on the end of mine where it drags along the floor, not very nice! me big? you bet! laminate flooring it is then.
p:s the only doner ill be tugging on is when i fall out the kebab shop at HIC URP!!!! "chille sauce with that sir" bleeeurrrgghch :cheers:

You wanna be careful, Mark - Wiz57 might be the guy serving you in the kebab shop!
(He won't be the guy "serving" any girls this w/e that's for sure!)
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

Of course a large penis can hurt...
.. and some of us love the pain!
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

Quote by wiz57

Well exactly - how many REAL people say "vaginal" and "clitoral" when they talk about sex?
Rachel

So using polite language is not acceptable here and I am not a real person?
On the other hand you make too many assumptions....I only had 1 woman in my life......lo lol lol
and yes I am an older guy with a small cock, as you say, and I can give a woman a HARD...time but probably we are talking about 2 different things and we are on different wave lengh.
Never mind enjoy what you plan for the weekend and also all others.
Promise in future not to annoy you, by not posting here.
wiz57
Technical language is not "polite" - it just shows you only know the terms from books - real people don't talk like that about their bits or each others. I never ask a man to "Insert his penis into my vagina" or to "stimulate my clitoris" and neither does any other woman here.
We're not making any assumptons about you - an inexperienced person is always easy to spot in a place like this - you may as well be wearing a sign. Anybody experienced on a scene and ben around the people for a time, uses the "vernacular" of that scene.
We're on "different wavelengths" because we're all swingers who know what we're doing, you're a new person who talks like he's reading from a manual as Blue pointed out.
If you'd bothered to read some of the posts on here you'll notice a lot of the regulars here all know each other and many have had sex together and continue to do so on a regular basis. Also we all have a sense of humour.
You really need to stop taking yourself so seriously if you want to get anywhere in this community. Take a tip from Mark/Surrey.
We'll all have great weekends shagging each other at the meets we have organised by getting to know each other on here. Think about that while you're tugging on your "small doner" tonight.
But they keep posting as you have been - you may have noticed we enjoy taking the piss out of someone like you when they do come along. I mean we won't invite you to any parties or have sex with you, but you certainly aren't annoying us.
Every class needs a clown and every court needs a jester.
Albeit they don't last very long.
But it does stop the thread getting boring for those of us when it's a subject that's been done 10 times before - as Blue pointed out.
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

Step 3 - face in the pillow - ass in the air
Step 4 - close your eyes, open your ass, bite down hard

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17 Sep 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Thank you for the common sense Rachel! Wiz57 sounds like he's been reading too many text books

Well exactly - how many REAL people say "vaginal" and "clitoral" when they talk about sex?
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

Know you'd say that, D!
Makes you wonder why they bother posting.
Like your party thread - couples and b-fems only - and you get " can single guys come as well" - duh!
(though Mark/Surrey did make a good case - perhaps he should be the exception?)
So we get ads for "young fit guys with large cocks wanted" and we get "would an old Greek bloke with a small cock do?" - duh!
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

Quote by wiz57
I tottally agree with Mark that 90% of women need the long foreplay before they are satisfied. Most women can have an orgasm with clitoral stimulation and small munber from vaginal penetration.

So out of the five women you've had sex with in your whole life - 4 and a half of them needed long foreplay?
hah!
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

You're very new to swinging aren't you as well as this site.
A lot of women come quickly - either doing it to each other - or with a guy who knows what he's doing wth his cock. Especially if the cock is big.
It still doesn't change the issue - most of the ads - women looking for a guy to join them - want big cocks.
And you are still in here arguing against the reasons given. A man telling a woman what women want - as if you know better than us what we want or what satisfies us!
We are still yet to hear from the woman who like small cocks or te guy who wishes he had a smaller cock
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

Quote by mark/surrey
the tecnique that magority of girls ive mad elove to love lots of long slow teasing foreplay, if you know what your doing and you have a good tongue,youre 90% there in pleasing her.

This is an important point from Mark - technique is very important for the guys using the cock and all guys can learn good technique to satisfy their women.
My and my girls all have strap on and we all use them to fuck each other and we all have polished our techniques.
It's also worth noting that none of us have chosen 5 or 6 inch strapons.
However, foreplay is important - tongues and fingers - and when it's just girls this is more than enough.
Our preference is for the girls to all please each other with finger and tongues - but we want the guys there fucking us to have big hard cocks - and be good with them of course.
If the guy has poor technique - if he's big - you can go on top and enjoy it - decide how you ride, level of peneration, everything.
Horse for courses as is said.
And more courses for boys hung like horses.
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

The thing is in the normal outside world these arguments do hold up. They are all largely theory anyway and are never put to the test.
In the swinging world we we do meet up and have sex with each other, often in front of each other, the myths get dispelled pretty quickly.
Which is really what this is about - a new guy has come in here looking for girls to shag and finds the girls are looking for guys with big cocks -so he starts complaining.
We get a few guys doing the "size dosn't matter argument".
It doesn't change the ads though!
Your solution is better D - hold a party.
And personally - I'm looking forward to Halloween!
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

The question that started the thread was why do so many women advertise for big cocks.
Now you have at least one woman who has told you why.
That thing about the size of a woman's vagina being related to the size of her mouth is a myth, same as big cocks being related to big feet, hands or noses. One is based on bone structure and one is an organ is it's own right. But that isn't the issue.
We all know average guys will post the
"it's what you do with it that counts..."
"I have satisfied many women..."
"I have been told by many women..."
There are probably hundreds of guys that could post that.
What would make a counter argument was if we heard from a woman saying:
"I don't like big cocks - I want small ones"
or
a guy posting to say
"I wish my cock was smaller"
When we see one of those posted, that will be a convincing argument
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

Quote by wiz57
It's the ususal fantacy of most women.....but when it comes down to reality most of them will tell you that an average size cock (5-7 inc) is sufficient and of course is more important if you know what to do with it.
A lot of women told me that when they tried exeptionaly large cocks after a few times they gave up, as it was not enjoyable for them anymore.
wiz57

Yes we tell you smaller guys that.
Any of you larger guys ever have a girl REALLY tell you that yours was too big?
Or were they too busy enjoying it?
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

Quote by Lee19Essex
Its what you do with it what counts isnt it. an 8 inch cock doesnt allways mean great sex does it!

If a guy has an 8, 9 or even 10 inch cock -yes they do exist - and he's ramming you with it - it feels fantastic. "what you do with it that counts" is kind of half right. When it's that size, all he has to do is pump it, he doesn't need any other techniques, he just has to pump it and it gets you off.
Or he can lie there and you can ride it, and you will get off, if it is that big - which doesn't work if it is too small to touch the sides.
A smaller cock can be used to good effect - so can a finger - ask any lesbian or bi-fem. You just have to learn the techniques - in fact you are going to have to if that's what you've got.
You might not like that it's true, you might not WANT it to be true - but it is true.
Even if you get some girls who write here -on this thread - that they DON'T enjoy big cocks and PREFER smaller, 6 inch cocks - it doesn't change the large number of us who all want big cocks, that's why so many of our ads demand them!
So the answer to your question - an 8 inch cock always means great sex - yes it does!
Rachel
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17 Sep 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Oh not the size debate again :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Yeh, Blue same debates, same things being said - the guys with the less than big cocks all telling themselves that size dosn't matter, and all the girls they've been with have told them - of course - that "it's what you do with it that counts".
And then they want to know why we advertise for big cocks.... :roll:
Rachel
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