Quote by northkentcouple
nor can we so we guess its down again
again? I only found it this week. Does it happen often? The good news is, I wasn't "kicked" for some unkown reason
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chocolateknob
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
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Quote by freckledbird
I've bared my sole to you now!
Gosh, that was rather exciting, seeing the bottom of your foot. Or was it the fish you're having for tea tomorrow?
Think yourself lucky you aren't the 3rd lass.... as she'd have to put up with him baring his aresole :shock:
Oh that's such a lovely thought - not
:shock: :lol:but it smells of rose petals and when viewed at an angle in half shade bears an uncanny resemblance to James Stewart
I wonder?
My own, as yet unfullfilled, fantasy is for 3 woman to suck me off at once. Not just in any old fashion, I'll have you know
I'd be standing, legs apart with a woman on her knees in front of me with my shiny bell end in her mouth, another horny as fuck young (or not so young, I'm not fussed) lady between my legs softing licking my balls and a third dirty slut kneeling behind me with her tongue tickling my arsehole! The positions could be rotated, I'm easy
,
(too much info yet? )
Before the girl in front deep throats me at the point of explosion!
:D
Does this have a name?
Any three girls who just so happen to have an irresistabe urge to share..... :wink:
I've bared my sole to you now! Have you satisfied all of your own wants?
My own, as yet unfullfilled, fantasy is for 3 woman to suck me off at once. Not just in any old fashion, I'll have you know
I'd be standing, legs apart with a woman on her knees in front of me with my shiny bell end in her mouth, another horny as fuck young (or not so young, I'm not fussed) lady between my legs softing licking my balls and a third dirty slut kneeling behind me with her tongue tickling my arsehole! The positions could be rotated, I'm easy
, (too much info yet?
)Before the girl in front deep throats me at the point of explosion!
:D
Does this have a name?
Any three girls who just so happen to have an irresistabe urge to share..... :wink:
I've bared my sole to you now! Have you satisfied all of your own wants?
Quote by JudyTV
Many people from here have already been on my couch dear, its looking like you wont be one of them in the future though.
Is that me getting off lightly then sweetcheeks?
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Not really quite slotting into the place on here are we honey.
I slot in most places with ease sugarlips.
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Do you feel that its obligatory to desperately try and alienate yourself?
Not at all. I'm leaving you to do that for me.
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You may have to meet some of us at a social one day, or are you not into meeting people?
I'll keep my eye's open for you Judy dearest.
I'm sure I will enjoy the site. It's been a blast so far. I'm left wondering if the rapier like wit, as well as the cut and thrust of your virtual social interaction is replicated in real life.
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Have to agree, no sense of humour and very touchy too.
Me touchy?
LOL. I'm not the one getting on my high horse about a simple observation. Seems quite a few of those posting replies are the ones needing to lie on your couch.
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Just join in Chocolateknob
What do you think I'm doing?
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have fun
I am
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remember you chose your name.
an obvious statement that serves no point :? Yes I did, I don't have a problem picking a silly name. Your point?
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There trying to help you integrate but never mind eh.
Judy
No you're not. You're trying to sound superior. Lucky for me that you aren't very good at it.
Now, be a luv, after you pop the kettle on, try a less condescending approach
You could try some humour to ease the situation if you like.
I'll go first.
Fella walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm....
Quote by naughtynymphos1
tut
well you obviously havn't got a sence of humor pet!!
though this forum was about having a laugh with others, other do it and take it well enough, will make a note not to try and have a laugh with you no more
i reach for the bold button when i post cause i like it bold has nothing to do with the fact i'm 4ft 10 honest :roll:
my sense of humour's fine treasure!
If you ever say something funny I'm sure that I'll crack up!
Quote by scotsbicouple
What I think it shows (and I'm being backed up on this by HRH the Missus) is that there are a shitload of guys that register on here (probably married and doing-it-behind-the-back jobs) in the vain hope of a quick fuck, and do nothing other than pm couples asking for said quick fuck. Most of the genuine guys, and virtually all the ladies and couples don't just advertise with an ad. They take the time to get known in the forum and chatroom and get their shagging from that, the ad being more a profile page than a means of contact. Nothing to do with a difference in sex drive between men and women. Merely women are usually more social than most guys (generalising here) and less likely to try and do absolutely anything needed to get their end away. Obviously there are decent guys on here. But they're the ones that are reading this,or in the forum. Not the ones that just post an ad, then go around emailing couples and ladies (usually ones who's ad's say "no single men") trying to get a quickie.
As you may have noticed, I've recently had to deal with a load of single men emails. Apologies for any bias that this may have caused.
A well reasoned response, all of which makes sense. Thank you.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
don't think i'd meet someone called chocolateknob anyway
Don't flatter yourself pet! You haven't been asked to.
and someone called "naughtynymphos"1 is entitled to take the piss out of another obviously stupid username how exactly?Quote by naughtynymphos1
but as it has already been pointed out we already know single men greatly out number the women on here, did u really need to look at the adds to know that?
Does this inferiority complex that you have, really cause you to reach for the Bold button everytime you post? Would it be right to assume that you aren't very tall?
I make an observation about the massive difference in the numbers of ads posted by men and women, with a comment that it's very telling. Yes it may be an obvious comment, given the fact that having been registered for no more than a couple of days I happened to note that ads count at the bottom of the page, but who'd have thought your tender nerves could be so easily touched?
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Judy ..................shakes head in amazement.
No comment!
One perfectly correct and well written reply accompanied by a pile of drivel...
...and here was me thinking that I would be engaging with adults capable of sharing a passion for all things to do with rumpy pumpy! (to use a language inkeeping with the tone of the site!)
I respond in kind by the way.
As you may or may not come to learn. Depending upon how long it is before you either engage or bore me!
Did someone suggest a taxi?
You going somewhere luv?
