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Quote by piercedJon
Wooo hoooo.... only a week to go :-D

hi are you bringing your bag of tricks jon?
ok guys, tomorrow i will start to write the mail with venue directions etc, and will be sending mail to you by p.m. starting tuesday / wednesday. if you ve not received it by thursday please mail us letting us the few people who maybe new to the social side of meets please read advice on s.h. regarding your expected behaviour at socials etc .thanks again for your interest and lets hope we have a good night, hope a few are singers as 2 of our regular karaoke singers are on holiday.
if this be the case, say every household has 3 peeps living there that means every 40th house is a s.h. member, so why do i have to drive 100 miles every week to get my mrs laid? can't imagine it means current members perhaps its the amount of members thats passed through this site in its history.
Quote by lavabubble
I love the programme cos I'm a game/quiz show freak and I think it has resurrected old Edmonds, but does the programme have to be so long?? Its the only thing that lets it down I think, and would be better and a bit more exciting if there were less breaks and perhaps two contestants per show??
And, how likely is it that anyone is going to persevere and gamble enough to win the £250k?? Its like millionaire really, the idea is nice but its either going to be really rare or not happen at all.
(And yes, that drawing thing on his hand is a load of crap lol )

yes your right whats gonna spoil the prog is ( only a millionaire would gamble on the last 2 boxes if 1 was the biggee) I.M.O. so can't see them ever giving 250K away .
how many flick through sky channels and wonder how they've managed to rewrite mathematical rules with there answers. i know its a long time since i left school etc but surely still rules ?
so how can they tell people there answers wrong when using ?
how can a simple maths question get such varying answers, some as much as 10,000 diference from 1 caller to another when the answers say 42, has anyone off here actually rang up these quiz channels and more importantly WON?
lol it could be worse she may of wanted to shop for some new shoes or handbag.
Quote by blackbigwilly
lol.....just the luck of it....hi cockslut im back from a long absence whats been cracking?

hi you got a pm chat soon.
just our luck we advertise for a monday meet and get no one interested then get 2 mails posted today (TUESDAY) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. mind you we ended up at a nice tv's house late last night so not all lost...
i think as you get more experienced these questions get easier to ask, b4 driving miles to meet someone you need to know all the ins and outs (or) limits etc. and if c**k size is an issue then the questions gotta be asked,
b4 people start moaning its not the size that matters routine, if i'm gonna share my wife with a single he's gotta measure up on the other hand if he's a bi tv / cd size don't matter in his case as we both can share him.
hiya, were in a situation where we can accomodate tonight in derby, this only happens about three times a year so wanna make the most of it,we have a diverse range of interests so ideally if your a bi black, vwe black, or group of blacks wanna hear from you. or if your a bi tv / cd that dresses fully would like to hear from you also, maybe if your into bdsm and have a box of tricks you could be lucky too. please read our profile to get a better idea of our likes if interested and free to visit us please mail with tel number etc. if your profile has no pics please add those too to prove you are what you say you are.
how cud we not have you on our list foxy silly girl yep ur there no worries xx
wink Hiya just bumping it up for you lot if you not already found us here where we are lol
ok all above are on list, you will get more details nearer the 29th. thanks
not sure what you wrote in your mails but can i suggest you do bit more work on your profile, every mail we get (like lady said earlier can get hundreds in a week), we always cross reference to there profile as well just to see if age, sexuality etc is same as what they've wrote in for example they may of wondered into say a bi chatroom, read our profile / ads and just to get a meet there suddenly bi in there mail and after cross referencing there profile says straight.
and still puzzling over 1) you mean the old I.M.F. but if they all in debt to the world bank, after putting into it, where did the excess come from to allow them all get overdrawn?
response to 3) go on then who's gonna be the first to admit to having sex to a, / (with a ) cone?
as you've had no replies, go to clubs & parties section pull out clubs in that area and some have links to there own website plus most will have current reviews from people who've attended. good luck
Quote by wildboo
Hi,
our apologies if this has already been discussed (which i am sure it has). But we are heading to our first swingers party on saturday at a private house in essex. What can we expect? what is the ruling for approaching people etc. Just any general good advice welcomed. thanks biggrin

i'd say don't "expect" anything,just go prepared ie. as it's your first visit to a swingers party firstly sort out you and your partners limits b4 you even start to drive there.
both compose a questionaire and chat to the hosts on the phone with any concerns you may have explaining it's your first visit to a party so may need guidance once there.
also don't drink too much, and just in case take some condoms>
can anyone help us sort out these mysteries?
1) if all the super power countries are in debt,and we support the poorer countrys, who lent everyone the money?
2) why is it when i'm in fast lane of motorway and theres a queue ahead, the middle and sometimes the slow lane are going faster than me?
3) why do motorway maintenance order far too many cones?
we've visited many clubs in last 5 years and only bumped into 2 people that we new,1 being a friend of a friend, 1 being a work colleague, and she would be the last person i'd expect to see at a swingers club, mind you she may of thought that about us.
At the weekend I got bitten by a horsefly on my thumb, it has now swollen up and throbbing like buggery :cry: but apart from a feeble attempt at sympathy (kisses, hugs in an ample bosom etc gratefully received.. lol ) I was wondering if anyone had any insect/animal tales of woe?
sympathise with you about you bite, but as we walk our dog every day in the country or by canals we're both covered in bites from flys or legs, hands, arms. bloody nuisance. having to take allergy tablets daily plus rubbing cream on them so now its got that bad we're having to spray anti fly spray all over b4 venturing out. what makes it worse is most people in chatroom say shall we go doggin as we both can't accomodate. guess my reply...
Quote by Dollyminx
I'm a bit fearful of Alsations, I was attacked by one as a toddler, got on my back and ripped the hood off my coat... I'm thankful I was face down!!

think you mean german sheperd,
HLB QUOTED Has someone been inpersonating me again? dunno
2 HLB's blimey the world would be a better place if thats tha
Quote by PoloLady
it appears that the powers that be are happy with their description of a social...

where have they said that? dunno
a chatroom op stated on this thread in early pages that munch / social rules have remained unchanged during life of s.h. and why should they be tightened or loosened now.
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
or they send you a wink with "have a look at me " nowt on so you cant make a comment

we reply with a comment ( YOUR PROFILE IS CRAP) we never hear from them
it appears that the powers that be are happy with their description of a social, it also appears "us lot" who's added to this thread are around a lot in the forums, why not leave it as it is and if someone places an ad for a social and it could be misconstrued in any way, a private pm to the author not blatent slagging off explaining to him how it could be miss read by someone and suggest better terminology,
if it aint broke dont fix it, but if it starts to sqeek oil it,
one of the daftest things i did was get stopped in town by a very pretty girl selling double glazing, gave her my phone number, when someone at her office called to make an appointment to come measure up, mrs answered the phone, why are you calling us for d/glazing, were ex directory etc, where did you get our number from routine, then she was told i'd given it to one of there sales persons for a quote for double glazing.
she said well she must of been pretty cos he fitted our double glazing last year.