Guilty pleasures huh...
Pretty much anything geeky, so Star Wars, "Ultimate Factories" thingslike that. Foodwise - it'd have to be white Magnums.
*Him*
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2 months ago
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Bi-curious Female, 46
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My guilty pleasures are too many to list!
Ones I can think of:
Sex & the City re runs
Hollyoaks (I watch EVERY night
)
Holby City (never missed an episode for about the last 8 years)
Whole bags of Haribo kiddie mix in one go (frequently)
*Her*
Ones I can think of:
Sex & the City re runs
Hollyoaks (I watch EVERY night
)Holby City (never missed an episode for about the last 8 years)
Whole bags of Haribo kiddie mix in one go (frequently)
*Her*
Orgasminator
Well, the festive season has historically been a board game bonanza when I was a kid, and the wife and I kick botty at Triv. We don't play them so much any more, but it would be good to get back into it.
Triv and Cluedo are the only ones we've got though I think.
*Him*
Triv and Cluedo are the only ones we've got though I think.
*Him*
Orgasminator
See, now that program really annoys me. Of course the kids know the answers - they're sat in school absorbing all that info for a good portion of the day. When was the last time you had to think about capitals of the world. Yes, you knew it once - a long time ago - when you yourself were in school. Ask them a few questions about something you do every day and see how many questions they get right!
Yet another lacklustre example of the pap programming that "Primetime" terrestrial TV calls for. One of the main benefits of the digital switchover is the choice to watch something other than that drivel of an evening.
*Him*
(Not detracting from the kids intelligence though - fair play to em!)
Yet another lacklustre example of the pap programming that "Primetime" terrestrial TV calls for. One of the main benefits of the digital switchover is the choice to watch something other than that drivel of an evening.
*Him*
(Not detracting from the kids intelligence though - fair play to em!)
Orgasminator
"NTLDR is missing" goddammit 
Piece of shit recovery discs...
*Him*
Piece of shit recovery discs...
*Him*
Orgasminator
Hell no! Those that know me will have full well expected that answer but i'm big enough and ugly enough to make that decision for myself!
I might pickle my live and send myself into an early grave, but i'm not bothering anyone else in the process.
God knows this country has little else to make you smile right now so why not a little tipple (or two) when you feel like it - not when someone else says you can!
*Her*
I might pickle my live and send myself into an early grave, but i'm not bothering anyone else in the process.
God knows this country has little else to make you smile right now so why not a little tipple (or two) when you feel like it - not when someone else says you can!
*Her*
Orgasminator
Godamnit!!! You could have warned me lol. We've just come back from honeymoon raring to go and now theres one less fish in the sea so to speak.
Wanders off mumbling about missed opportunities.....
*Her*
Wanders off mumbling about missed opportunities.....
*Her*
Orgasminator
We're going to Mexico :whoohoo: for our honeymoon at the end of August. I'm so excited, i've never left Europe!
*Her*
Ps: Him says Oink
*Her*
Ps: Him says Oink
Orgasminator
A waterfall on Cleethorpes sea front. With someone I really shouldn't have.
It was fun
*Her*
It was fun
*Her*
Orgasminator
Ohhhh blimey Wicked. Bit harsh?
I haven't been on cam for years (mental note - have a look round a bit more of SH than just the forum lol) and when I used to, it wasn't on a swinging site - although it may as well have been. For me back then it totally was a confidence boost. I had no self esteem and it gave me a lot of confidence.
I can't comment on the chat rooms as I haven't been in, but back where I used to go on cam, it wasn't unusual to have 50-60 pm's coming at you at once. It's not physically possible to answer that many.
If you like looking then look. If you keep whinging and calling the women vain - chances are they'll fook off and not bother again and you'll be left with nothing to look at but men
Now.....wheres my cam...... :wink:
*Her*
I haven't been on cam for years (mental note - have a look round a bit more of SH than just the forum lol) and when I used to, it wasn't on a swinging site - although it may as well have been. For me back then it totally was a confidence boost. I had no self esteem and it gave me a lot of confidence.
I can't comment on the chat rooms as I haven't been in, but back where I used to go on cam, it wasn't unusual to have 50-60 pm's coming at you at once. It's not physically possible to answer that many.
If you like looking then look. If you keep whinging and calling the women vain - chances are they'll fook off and not bother again and you'll be left with nothing to look at but men
Now.....wheres my cam...... :wink:
*Her*
Orgasminator
Ack ack ack. NOOOOOOOOO! I can't even touch my own feet, let alone have anyone else touch them!
If *Him* rolls over in the night and touches my legs anywhere from the ankles down, I slap him, without even waking up!
*Her*
If *Him* rolls over in the night and touches my legs anywhere from the ankles down, I slap him, without even waking up!
*Her*
Orgasminator
I've just got home from work on the bike and it was great. She's (always a she!) a '95 Kona Lava Dome with '02 Judy Race, a smattering of Hope, Ringle, Syncros, and Shimano (natch). She's lovely - to the point of getting commented on in the bike sheds at work.
*Him*
*Him*
Orgasminator
Oooh, anything Python is always a go-er with me, but I do try to get the more obscure quotes.
"Romanes eunt domum?"
"A nine bladed sword"
etc...
*Him*
"Romanes eunt domum?"
"A nine bladed sword"
etc...
*Him*
Orgasminator
You see that's the thing - you laughed because it IS funny. Every single one of the people shown in the documentary, at some point laughed at themselves over something they'd shouted out and they've lived with it for years.
I very much doubt you were laughing AT them, more the situation, so give yourselves a break.
*Her* (who watched it and laughed in places too but doesn't feel guilty because I wasn't laughing at them :P )
I very much doubt you were laughing AT them, more the situation, so give yourselves a break.
*Her* (who watched it and laughed in places too but doesn't feel guilty because I wasn't laughing at them :P )
Orgasminator
My colleague drives past my house every morning and evening for 3 1/2 years and has never offered me a lift so I think car sharing is off the cards there
*Him* drives 60 miles a day to and from work but I have no idea how much that costs him. He sometimes lift shares when someone moves near us but his lot don't seem to want to drive 5 minutes out of their way to join a lift share so he usually drives alone.
*Her*
*Him* drives 60 miles a day to and from work but I have no idea how much that costs him. He sometimes lift shares when someone moves near us but his lot don't seem to want to drive 5 minutes out of their way to join a lift share so he usually drives alone.
*Her*
Orgasminator
I work 4 miles away from where we live. I don't drive so I get the bus. My monthly bus pass costs me £75 per month so I pay £900 a year to get on busses which are never on time and take ages to get anywhere 
*Her*
*Her*
Orgasminator
Goddamit! We were at over 400 points in the first few days at the beginning of this month. Then I forgot
Ahhh well, theres always June
*Her*
Ahhh well, theres always June
*Her*
Orgasminator
Well, we don't have swine flu yet (we think), but without having received the pamphlet detailing the symptoms and what to do, we won't ever know.
Have you all had your pamphlets yet or are you at risk or contracting this deadly hysteria?
*Him*
p.s. pamphlet - what a great word
Have you all had your pamphlets yet or are you at risk or contracting this deadly hysteria?
*Him*
p.s. pamphlet - what a great word
Orgasminator
Dabblers here. Given that we joined about 4 years ago and since then have only got round to (counts.....) 3 experiences
I wouldn't say we were here for the short term (4 years!!!) as we 'get' it and have made some fab friends along the way, loads of whom will be at our wedding in August (dangerous we know lol)
Who knows, maybe we'll have a few more experiences in the next couple of years :lol:
*Her*
I wouldn't say we were here for the short term (4 years!!!) as we 'get' it and have made some fab friends along the way, loads of whom will be at our wedding in August (dangerous we know lol)
Who knows, maybe we'll have a few more experiences in the next couple of years :lol:
*Her*
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If we had more cash I'd have every little gadget I could get my hands on. I've even got a t-shirt with <geek> on the front and </geek> on the back!
Love - My HTC Diamond. It's not the latest, but there's soooo much cool shit you can do with it. Oh and the (but it's not as good as the V+ box)
Hate - Freeview boxes! Her is sat to my right cursing the shit remote and it's crappy low speed update. You get to a channel and it takes 4-5 seconds to put a picture up! Bag of arse machine.
*Him*
Love - My HTC Diamond. It's not the latest, but there's soooo much cool shit you can do with it. Oh and the (but it's not as good as the V+ box)
Hate - Freeview boxes! Her is sat to my right cursing the shit remote and it's crappy low speed update. You get to a channel and it takes 4-5 seconds to put a picture up! Bag of arse machine.
*Him*
Orgasminator
See, now by the fact that you called them "horrid smelly things" I'm going to put my neck on the line and guess you're not a fan?
Apart from the fact that it would be bloody impossible to follow a cat on it's daily rounds, most cats tend to bury their crap. Dogs should be on leads - hence it should be pretty easy to mop up after them.
What gets my goat is that it's illegal to run over a dog and leave the scene, yet you can mow down any old moggie at your leisure. How is that fair?
*Him*
(We have 3 cats :P )
Apart from the fact that it would be bloody impossible to follow a cat on it's daily rounds, most cats tend to bury their crap. Dogs should be on leads - hence it should be pretty easy to mop up after them.
What gets my goat is that it's illegal to run over a dog and leave the scene, yet you can mow down any old moggie at your leisure. How is that fair?
*Him*
(We have 3 cats :P )
Orgasminator
My olds live just down the road from where Darling Buds of May was filmed. Never saw them though.
*Him*
*Him*
Orgasminator
Pink is something I've always thought looks good on guys - especially when done properly. Light pink tailored shirt worn casually.
The only thing that prevents me wearing one more often is the apparent stigma that goes with wearing pink (in Bristol you can add being a posh Clifton-ite sloany type along with being gay) and the one thing that stops me wearing hats - I think I look a right pillock.
Honestly - next time you see me, try getting a hat on me without laughing your arse off. It's similar with pink...
*Him*
The only thing that prevents me wearing one more often is the apparent stigma that goes with wearing pink (in Bristol you can add being a posh Clifton-ite sloany type along with being gay) and the one thing that stops me wearing hats - I think I look a right pillock.
Honestly - next time you see me, try getting a hat on me without laughing your arse off. It's similar with pink...
*Him*
Orgasminator
I'm ya man for mechanical research topics!
I'm alsoo a bit useful on techy geekyness - go figure!
*Him*
I'm alsoo a bit useful on techy geekyness - go figure!
*Him*
Orgasminator
Quote by Tan--Kinky
Soup out of a tin is not soup :giggle: Its a thinly veiled disguise, that tomato soup is the tomato ketchup which wasn't thick enough to make the grade
Homemade soup, really thick, lumpy & full of veg :lickface: is eaten
(Anorak who freezes masses of homemade soup in handy little 1 serving portions)
another one here we're just about to sit down and eat some sunday lunch soup. With crusty bread and real butter. Om nom nom 
*Her*
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Well now that that flippin recession has hit good n proper (I refuse to call it a feckin Credit Crunch - sounds like exercise for your wallet!) we've kinda stopped doing take-away in favour of being all coupley and cooking it ourselves - which is a surprisingly fun thing to do!
We've got some damn good recipes from that there "tinterweb" and so far we've nailed sweet n sour, egg fried rice, singapore noodles (and also by default singapore fried rice) and chicken egg foo yung. Next on the list is crispy shredded chilli beef, kung po chicken, chow mein and szechuan.
Curry's are easy lol.
We're soooo skint!
*Him*
We've got some damn good recipes from that there "tinterweb" and so far we've nailed sweet n sour, egg fried rice, singapore noodles (and also by default singapore fried rice) and chicken egg foo yung. Next on the list is crispy shredded chilli beef, kung po chicken, chow mein and szechuan.
Curry's are easy lol.
We're soooo skint!
*Him*
Orgasminator
Can we have the spreadsheet please. We'd like to play this month *Her*
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Nope - don't like it. I've just come across (not literally ) someone who works for me!!! :shock:
(Dashes off to check own profile for face pics)
(actually I do like it, it's quite fancy innit? )
*Her*
) someone who works for me!!! :shock: (Dashes off to check own profile for face pics)
(actually I do like it, it's quite fancy innit?
)*Her*
Orgasminator
Yes. He lives in what used to be my home town, and was a regular customer in the shop I worked in. He is a lovely, polite, pleasant man - nothing like his TV persona.
*Her*
*Her*
